Chapter 1174: A fantastic chapter!
Chapter 1174: A fantastic chapter!
Wan Zhongxia must admit that Li Chengfeng is absolutely a treasure. When a problem arises that no one else can solve, he will definitely be the one who can successfully solve it in the end. He is the last pillar of strength in the entire multiverse.
But Li Chengfeng is absolutely the biggest jerk in the world! Especially when nothing has happened yet!
Like tonight, like right now, like in this bar!
Looking at Li Chengfeng's harmless smile, Wan Zhongxia just wanted to punch that face hard...
It's the kind of punch that combines the power of 14 billion people into one punch!
But... he couldn't do it.
Because he's the damn one who has to go up and lead the dance!
The only thing that brings me comfort is...
There's already a Nick Fury on stage, letting loose.
And soon, Li Chengfeng, that scoundrel, will also have to come up and perform.
After all, they had to help their boss generate extra revenue tonight to cover the cost of drinks.
He glanced at the agreement Li Chengfeng signed with the bar owner, and seeing the price, he hated himself for the first time for being such a heavy drinker…
"Keep it up, Boss Tao! I'll come up and join you in a bit!"
"Take it easy, at least this is a life you've never experienced before!"
Wan Zhongxia smiled at the last moment.
Laughed in anger.
That's just how Li Chengfeng is... Although he causes trouble, he always treats everyone equally, not even sparing himself!
This is a truly ruthless person!
Wan Zhongxia tilted his head and then struck a bodybuilding pose. His perfectly sculpted muscles, coated with palm oil, could easily outshine any bodybuilder.
It is not as rough as the Hulk, but rather combines extreme power and beauty.
Judging by the perfect muscle definition alone, he's even better than that guy Clark.
His whole being was like a statue of a god.
The "God of Muscles" thing... it sounds like some kind of pervert who might burst out of his clothes at any moment.
As Li Chengfeng was thinking this, Boss Tao had already stepped onto the elevator platform.
A group of simply dressed, breathable young women stood around him as his backup dancers.
Even the seasoned backup dancers were stunned... and some of them even pretended to lose their balance and fell on Tao Laoda while taking their positions.
Tao, who had dedicated half his life to the General Administration of the People's Republic of China, had never seen anything like this before. Even though these young ladies were far less beautiful than his wife, he still blushed.
As the platform slowly rose, the man, resembling a muscular god, made his official appearance, eliciting a new round of screams and cheers, as well as a constant stream of additional orders and dispatches from the backstage.
……
Nightlife is exceptionally vibrant, especially in tourist areas.
Moreover, no matter where they go, once it's past midnight, they'll always have some extra demanding tasks to keep the revenue going in the second half of the night.
But today, this tropical-themed bar has absolutely no need to engage in those outrageous activities that could be banned at any time in the Republic!
The boss was moved to tears.
He initially thought he'd run into three scoundrels who wouldn't pay for their drinks, but it turned out... they weren't scoundrels at all!
This guy is practically a god of wealth!
It's only 1:30! The whole performance has only lasted half an hour!
And the revenue from just half an hour exploded! It was higher than his entire week's revenue!
The waiters' legs were practically burning from running; they wished they could grow two more.
"See? I told you I'd make you a fortune. Now you believe me, right?"
"I believe you! I believe you! Masters! You are all master-level figures!" The boss flattered Li Chengfeng incoherently. "At first, I thought this trio of old, middle-aged, and young people were just trying to scam someone, but I didn't expect you to actually have something!"
“We’ve fought in North China for a long time, and rarely ventured south of the Yangtze River! It’s understandable that you haven’t heard of us!” Li Chengfeng picked up another glass of vodka and drank it down like a cow. “I am the Great Priest Wang Lama of the Shaolin Temple’s Wudang Mountain Office! If you find it troublesome, you can call me Li Dabenshi.”
"...Aren't you Lama Wang? How come you've become Li Dabenshi?"
"You can't even afford a stage name to make a living? Haven't you seen the story of Mary Christine and Spicy Shredded Chicken on the Spring Festival Gala?"
"I only remember that it blooms in the spring when it's fourteen or fifteen years old."
"Alright, I think you're ready to sing." Li Chengfeng grabbed the bar owner, who was already starting to ramble on and on, clearly a little out of his mind with excitement. "Alright, it's my turn to go on stage now... Believe me, meeting your Grandpa Li is definitely your good fortune."
……
"Should we keep looking?" Lyon sighed. "I feel like we've already swept through more than half of the tourist and commercial areas!"
"What else can we do but look for her?" Claire pointed to Ada Wong not far away. "You don't want to be trained like a dog by the instructor, do you? You know, even though this woman is quite familiar with us... there's absolutely no chance she'll go easy on us!"
“…Then let’s try again.” Leon shuddered involuntarily. Just seeing Ada Wong triggered a stress response in him, and his entire body was radiating phantom pain. “But where exactly did Agent Li Chengfeng go?”
"Hey guys!" The ever-adorable Shirley waved and ran over to everyone. "I heard there's been a fight up ahead! And there are people from other countries involved!"
Upon hearing this news, everyone had already lost their initial excitement and simply moved instinctively in the direction Shirley pointed.
After all, they have already received far too much false information.
When they arrived at their destination again, they discovered that it was indeed their own people who had caused the trouble!
The legendary team is getting along well with a group of energetic young men.
Even the highly respected old professor Martin Stein was so energetic that he grabbed half a stool leg and swung it around so powerfully that four or five young men couldn't get close to him.
Even if the legendary team doesn't use their various supernatural powers, they are still the originators of fighting and causing trouble.
Of course, the well-behaved Ray Palmer is an exception.
"You bunch of little bastards! Take this!"
Martin Stein, the most excited old man, spoke in fluent Republican language, cursing as he fought.
...They didn't take down a single person; they were just cheerleaders.
The fight ended quickly.
Dozens of energetic young men lay on the ground, and apart from the pain, they had no obvious wounds... Even medical examinations couldn't find anything wrong with them.
Sarah Lance ran her fingers through her platinum blonde hair and waved to Hela and the others.
Good evening, ladies... You've come to visit too?
"Enough with the small talk, have you seen your teacher?" Ada Wong stepped forward. "He's... causing trouble again tonight."
"Teacher? Didn't you see it?"
Sarah Lance turned around, and the rest of the Legends team shook their heads as well.
Only Mick slammed his beer bottle on the table and muttered something.
"Li Chengfeng?"
"The bar we passed earlier, I saw Li Chengfeng and Nick Fury forcibly drag Tao, the head of the Republic's General Bureau, inside."
"Oh right, that bar even mentioned they have some really exciting shows late at night!"
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