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Chapter 1168 Chris: Are there still humans?!



Chapter 1168 Chris: Are there still humans?!

Compared to the Republic General Bureau tour group, the America General Bureau tour group was much more conspicuous.

After all, the vast majority of people have a foreign face.

But... in a major tourist province, it wouldn't be surprising to meet someone from that country.

At most, I'll just sigh...

"Tourism is really booming here lately, with so many foreigners rushing to come and have fun."

Therefore, being conspicuous is only relative.

In short, after Nick Fury, their boss, started to let loose, the America Bureau tour group completely let loose on the beach.

In an instant... the scene could almost be described as "a chaotic dance of demons" and "utterly insane".

If it weren't for the fact that most of them have handsome or beautiful faces, they probably would have been driven away long ago.

It highlights someone who is particularly unambitious and extremely ignorant of the world.

However, after a brief period of chaos, they managed to blend into the atmosphere of the tourist destination.

Scarlett Johansson, along with Maria Hill, Jill Valentine, and Claire Redfield, engaged in a fierce beach volleyball match on the beach.

If it weren't for their sexy and beautiful bikinis, you'd think they were filming a volleyball game.

The volleyball was in their hands, and they attacked and defended at speeds that exceeded all limits.

The intensity far surpasses that of the Olympic Games.

This means that when people see this scene, their first thought is not something as superficial as "Wow, so many beautiful women, so pleasing to the eye."

Instead, they would sigh...

"Croak! Seeing such an intense match, even dying would be worth the ticket price!"

Even the faces and expressions of the four beauties have become incredibly realistic.

Vaguely, volleyball skills with unclear meanings, such as "Rotating Sun and Moon," "Meteor Fireball," "Thunderbolt from Clear Sky," and "Phantom Whirlwind," were used.

In addition, some of the surrounding audience members inexplicably started acting as narrators and providing commentary...

It's completely turned into some kind of shonen anime, damn it!

Once their competitive spirit was fully ignited, the mature women entered a state of complete oblivion.

"Wow, I really don't want to see this." Chris Redfield watched the scene from a short distance away, his face revealing an endless urge to complain. "Jill and Claire are one thing... but why are the usually mysterious and alluring Black Widow and the aloof and rational Commander Hill acting like this?"

“Haha, after working at America’s headquarters for a long time, everyone has some negative energy that’s been bottled up inside with nowhere to go… so it’s perfectly normal to go a little crazy once you relax.” Rebecca tilted her head and said with a smile, “After all, Director Fury has a classic saying… people who are too mentally healthy can’t do this job.”

“Do you think I’m just talking about them?” Chris turned and looked down. “Rebecca… is that why you buried yourself in the sand?”

"I'm not Rebecca, I'm a razor clam king nestling in the sand..."

"Watching videos of people from the Republic going to the beach to try their hand at beachcombing is fine; they go to the beach to try it out... How come it's become an attempt to imitate seafood in your eyes!?"

"Pop pop pop pop..."

Seeing Rebecca feigning ignorance, Chris stood up helplessly and asked Leon beside him, "Leon... I can't take it anymore, I think I need a drink."

"Pop pop pop pop..."

"You two watched the same video, right?! Then at least one of you must have been imitating someone going beachcombing, right?!"

"Wow, there are two giant razor clams lying on the sand! Let me dig them out!"

A figure flashed by, and the 290cm tall First Lady stretched out her hands and plunged them into the sand, digging Rebecca and Leon out with one hand each.

"Haha, what a fruitful day!"

"So you were the one who was beachcombing! And your fundamentalist beachcombing laughter is just too classic!" Chris was so angry he laughed. "Are there any humans left?! I wish this world would just end already!"

……

"Whoa, what nonsense is that guy in those elephant-shaped swim trunks spouting?" Not far away, under a coconut tree, Sarah Lance, dressed as a Hawaiian woman, looked at Chris's controversial swim trunks and scoffed. "Is the BSAA team really under this much pressure?"

"After all, they're dealing with bloody stuff. Putting everything else aside, they're definitely the most gooey type of stuff among all the FBI teams..." Wu Fengji, who was snuggling up with Sarah on the same deck chair, said calmly, "Have you forgotten that we also dealt with the historical anomaly in the Raccoon City incident? Those leeches that occupied half of America were definitely the most terrifying things I've ever seen in my life."

"Then you just punched Raccoon City, one of the historical anomalies, and it was gone." Mick, who was next to him, gulped down several mouthfuls of ice-cold beer and continued, "You turned a level 6 historical anomaly into a level 10 one... If Sarah hadn't been Li Chengfeng's student, and if Li Chengfeng hadn't been so protective of his own, we would have definitely been grounded for at least two months and had to do time travel regulations and regular history lessons every day."

“Mick, you’re going to be a bit too talkative… On this ship, is there anyone who hasn’t made a huge mess? No one!” Captain Leng put his hands behind his head. “Even I have a dark history of accidentally stepping on the first fish that came ashore, which led to humans turning into dinosaurs…”

“No, no, no, Leonard, I’m pretty sure I didn’t do anything like that.” Howard Stark took a nice sip of coconut water and took off his sunglasses. “I may be unconventional, but I’ve always been safety conscious.”

"When you say you're prioritizing safety, do you mean you almost used your mech to strangle Bucky Barnes while he was under brainwashing?" Ray Palmer joked. "Then you really are prioritizing safety."

“Handsome man, you’ve talked too much. I think it’s more worthwhile to elaborate on how bringing alien babies home ultimately led to the Dominator’s conquest of Earth.” Little Black Jefferson patted his chest. “At most, I left behind some records of Black people among certain prehistoric tribes…”

"And then almost confused the study of human origins?" Martin Stein pushed up his black-rimmed glasses. "You're all equally clueless."

"Alright, dear Martin... You haven't forgotten how you once advised your past self to cherish every moment with your wife, which resulted in you, who originally had no children, having a daughter who is a PhD in nuclear physics, as a result, right?"

As soon as Constantine spoke, everyone turned to look at him.

Then they said in unison:

"You have absolutely no right to speak to others! Wizard!"


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