What? Teammate lives in Arkham Asylum?

Chapter 1160 Li Chengfeng: I'd rather screw over your father than screw over you all!

"Bruce, when exactly did I revert to my original body?"

"You're asking me? Who am I supposed to ask? I'm your brother, not a mind reader."

"Gan!"

Li Chengfeng and Bruce Wayne lay on beach chairs, basking in the sun.

Wearing only beach shorts, she attracted 100% of the attention from young women and housewives passing by.

...Two bright, foolish, and lecherous college students even bumped their heads on coconut trees while looking at the two of them.

It's not their fault; Li Chengfeng and Bruce Wayne are truly exceptional.

Bruce is a 1.88-meter-tall inverted triangle-shaped man with perfectly shaped pectoral and abdominal muscles that passively take on a natural pearlescent sheen under the sunlight. His inescapable domineering CEO aura is even more captivating.

While Li Chengfeng didn't have Bruce's exaggerated physique, his extremely well-proportioned muscles made him look like a lazy leopard, full of wildness and tension.

The only slightly odd thing was that Li Chengfeng's face and lips looked a little pale.

Despite having a perfect physique, he gives off a feeling that "he seems a bit weak".

But in fact...

He's really weak right now.

Especially after he returned to his body and found that his body had returned to normal, before he could even rejoice, he discovered that there was a creature pupa growing on his body...

It's Harley Quinn.

In an instant, Li Chengfeng felt like crying but had no tears left.

The little madman is really going crazy with pent-up energy...

But before he could speak, the hotel door was kicked open.

Hela, Ida, and Neos walked in with dark faces and magnetic fields.

Harley Quinn, who had sneaked away, turned around and subconsciously swallowed.

"Hmm... Is it possible to reconcile?"

"Are you kidding me at this moment?"

Harley was then tied to the ceiling fan by the other three people, transforming herself into a helpless wife, tears streaming down her face.

Li Chengfeng was speechless and wanted to complain, but Hela immediately shut him up...

In that instant, he finally understood why Li Dabenshi would make that face when he gave him good food.

I also understand why Li Xiaofu's birth was chosen to coincide with this particular time...

"For a whole month, I finally truly experienced the baptism of the sun..."

"Please, I'm begging you, can you please not reveal your private matters... I don't want to know anything about that."

"Ha, men, didn't you promise to be my number one, the best of the best?"

"I freaking never said anything like that!"

Li Chengfeng and Bruce traded barbs and launched into a fierce verbal attack on each other...

But I'm just too lazy to move an inch.

Bathed in the warm sunshine, everyone became lazy.

"What are you two brothers talking about? I heard you, so it shouldn't be a problem, right?"

A woman's voice came from above them.

The two took off their sunglasses and looked over.

Catwoman appeared before them, wearing a blue and white patterned bikini top and denim shorts bottom.

"Hey, Selena, hurry up and take your nagging husband away! I can't stand him anymore!"

"You talk like you're the kind of person who can tolerate you! If I weren't too lazy to get up, I'd smash your dog head in right now!"

Watching the two brothers arguing back and forth, Selena smiled wryly...

Then he sat directly on Bruce Wayne's abs.

"Little Bat, we're on vacation. Why don't you spend some quality time with your brother?"

“Little cat, is it that I don’t want to get along with him?” Bruce Wayne wrapped his arms around Selena’s waist. “He’s being completely unreasonable!”

"As the older one... or at least the one who looks more like the older brother, you have to be more tolerant of your brother."

"...Okay, Kitty, you're right. I'm already reflecting on my actions."

Seeing the increasingly intimate atmosphere between the couple, Li Chengfeng was already feeling physically uncomfortable...

In short, they ate too much dog food.

"Ugh, I can't take it anymore." Li Chengfeng rolled off the recliner. "Little bat, kitten... damn it, I'll pay a fortune for someone who's never heard of these nicknames before!"

Li Chengfeng, who had run far away, rolled his eyes as he listened to the couple's laughter behind him.

If his wives hadn't gone off to dance in the square with Papetua after they'd had their fill of him, he would have definitely found a way to get back at them.

I stood on the beach and stretched.

The feeling of my body returning to normal... is great.

Although the previous female body state was interesting and there was nothing uncomfortable about it... Li Chengfeng still preferred his most original form.

"Screw rustle..."

Suddenly, the sound of clothes rustling came from behind a huge reef not far away.

Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes.

Without a doubt, they are young couples looking for excitement.

"Cough cough."

He deliberately coughed twice to signal to the other person that there were people around.

Soon, the voice became panicked.

Li Chengfeng, with his filthy heart and rotten lungs, grinned, saying that cleaning up the beach environment is everyone's responsibility...

But when he saw the people emerging from behind the rocks, his smile vanished.

"...Dick!? Jason!?"

Li Chengfeng stared blankly at the young master and the second son, whose skin had been tanned a shade darker, his lips twitching incessantly.

"No way, even if you two are gay!? You shouldn't lay a hand on your own brother!? Or is this pseudo-incestuous relationship something that excites you!?"

"Uncle Li, what indecent things are you saying?! We're still young!"

"Yes, yes! Uncle Li, please don't talk nonsense, or we'll go tell Grandma!"

The eldest son and the second son were also dumbfounded.

What strange things is this wicked uncle of mine saying?!

They are definitely not gay!

Thinking of this, the two subconsciously exchanged a glance...

Then goosebumps immediately covered their skin, and they silently distanced themselves from each other.

“Uncle Li, you must have misunderstood… Jason asked me how to attract a girl’s attention, but he didn’t know how…”

"Then I thought of telling him not to dress so conservatively, and he immediately exploded, rushing up to me and ready to start a fight..."

"My only option is to find a way to subdue him..."

Li Chengfeng looked at the incredibly childish eldest son and second son, his eyes darting around, and a wicked smile crept onto his face.

"Do you really want to attract girls' attention?"

"Of course!"

"Come, come, I'll help you. As long as I write a spell on your backs, you'll definitely succeed!"

"Really!?"

"It's the real deal! I'm your uncle, even if I were to cheat your father, I wouldn't cheat you!"