Chapter 1136 Heatwave: Not Hardship, Just Misfortune
Chapter 1136 Heatwave: Not Hardship, Just Misfortune
"Damn it! How many times have I told you, we absolutely have to play the role of a lawful and good saint for once... Constantine! Tell me, why can't you resist the urge to kick down the door!" Nate Heywood, the Iron Citizen, hadn't lost his scholarly air and youthful righteous indignation despite thirty years of playing dumb. Instead, he righteously rebuked the nonchalant Constantine, who was picking his nose, "And don't try to seduce me again! I will absolutely never be gay with you!"
“Calm down, handsome. I admit I’m not too picky about gender or even race, but I’m not interested in a straight man like you…” Constantine’s words didn’t make Nate feel relieved, but his next words made the situation take a sharp turn for the worse. “But you’ve rejected me too many times, which makes me feel a little frustrated. So in this endless, eternal, stagnant spacetime, I will make turning you gay my lifelong goal.”
Upon hearing this, everyone around him wore amused smiles, but Nate's face gradually turned green.
“I think you should definitely give it a try, Nate. After all, not everyone has the chance to hook up with a handsome guy like Constantine…” Captain Cold smiled slyly and began to try to entice Nate. “Maybe you’ll discover your hidden talents because of this?”
“Dude! Trying to get someone to come out is like asking a bolt from the blue!” Little Black Jefferson, one of the Firestorm members, rubbed his hands together. “...So you have to make him admit it himself.”
“My child, understanding this world isn’t just about the words and knowledge in books; it’s more about personal experiences and feelings.” Meanwhile, Professor Martin Stein, the other half of the firestorm, though seemingly kind, was also subtly inflaming: “Besides, haven’t you never been in a relationship? So how can you be sure of your true orientation?”
"Believe me, this is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of... If anything, those hypocritical priests should be ashamed first." Howard Stark, true to his reputation as a playboy, stroked his mustache and continued, "Let me tell you a little-known story... The reason Steve accepted the Super Soldier program was actually to elope with Bucky Barnes; Peggy was just a front!"
Howard's recounted anecdotes were remarkably accurate, highlighting their wildness and filth.
At the same time, he was also very lucky to be thoroughly humiliated by a group of Captain America fans.
The Atom even directly attacked Tony Stark's demonic orb, trying to help Tony Stark secure his inheritance.
Watching the chaotic scene of the demons dancing wildly, Cheng Fengniu turned his head and looked at the heat wave, which he had long been accustomed to and showed no expression whatsoever.
"So Mick, how did you manage to stay with them without turning into a goofball?"
"Sarah is lost at some point in time, and Wu Fengji is in a long coma due to her injuries... From a broader perspective, I think at least one person has to maintain a relatively normal level of intelligence."
“No wonder Sarah’s second-in-command isn’t Wu Fengji, but you.” Cheng Fengniu looked at this rough-looking guy who seemed like a brainless brute with great approval.
In reality, he is definitely the type who is shrewd beneath his rough exterior and wise beyond his years.
Furthermore, they possess the implicit attribute of "outstanding leadership skills."
Compared to his greater rationality, his habit of drooling over a cow made of spectral energy is nothing at all.
"Everyone, stop right now!"
As he spoke, Heatwave stepped forward and kicked the English magician, who was getting carried away and about to take off his clothes to inflict mental damage on others, to the ground.
This sudden kick drew the attention of the entire Legendary Squad to Heatwave.
Then, they saw the lamp beast and the purple sweet potato spirit behind the heat wave.
"Holy crap, am I starting to hallucinate?" Constantine shook his head. "Wait a minute, I just used magic to check my mental state yesterday... How can the purple sweet potato spirit and the lamp beast be mixed up together?"
"I seriously doubt you're talking nonsense... As the founder of black magic, I've never heard of any magic that can detect mental state! Even if such magic really existed, it would definitely be a scam... I've never seen a mentally sound magician; aren't they all a bit eccentric?"
“Bloody hell, now the Lamp Beast is emitting Li Chengfeng’s voice again.” Constantine shook his head with a smile, his hands began to form a hand seal, and then he was about to smash the black magic gathered in his palms onto his head. “Looks like I can only restart and reset the state now.”
Cheng Fengniu didn't understand anything else, but he understood this sentence perfectly.
This person is planning to die once and then be resurrected to reset their mental state.
He's so skilled, who knows how many times he's done this?
Moreover, the speed of this decisive action almost caught Cheng Fengniu off guard.
"Stop, stop, stop! You heard me and you're still so determined to commit suicide?" Cheng Fengniu threw the clip on his forehead at Niu Niu.
While yelling in an adorable, reassuringly cute loli voice, "I may not be human, but you are a real dog," the clipped cow went straight for Constantine's head.
With a muffled thud of flesh colliding, Constantine's head lolled to the side, and he lost consciousness.
As a lantern beast, Clip-Cow can transform into pure energy to avoid this collision.
But under this chaotic spacetime energy, the seemingly miniature bull horn directly caused a critical hit.
After the sudden, devastating blow, everyone was momentarily stunned...
Then it suddenly charged towards Cheng Fengniu.
"Boss! We're so unlucky!"
"We've lived here for thirty years, and we eat cereal and milk every day!"
"Quickly! Just one bite! Just let me have one bite!"
The legendary team, who had been a decent bunch of people except for being a bit shaky, suddenly turned bloodshot, revealing their hunger for food.
Even Cheng Fengniu shuddered when he met that gaze.
As Grandpa Bull's most steadfast henchman at this moment, Thanos fully utilized his initiative, directly taking out a portable supply module and activating it in front of everyone.
The bridge was piled high with meat from various animals from outside the solar system and even outside the Milky Way.
Under normal circumstances, the members of the legendary squad would never touch these brightly colored, eerie chunks of meat.
Especially Howard Stark, he's a real gourmand...
So far, this flamboyant little mustache guy has been the fastest to charge forward.
"Wow! This is so stylish!"
"Mick! Ignite it!"
"The Himalayas are my hometown; I was born and raised here..."
Cheng Fengniu sighed as he looked at the chaotic scene on the bridge of the Chengbo.
“It must be tough for you to stay sober among a bunch of lunatics, Mick.”
"It's not hard..."
Mick looked at the pile of meat on the ground and swallowed hard.
"My life is miserable."
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