What? Teammate lives in Arkham Asylum?

Chapter 1133 Thanos: I want to provide for these two in their old age!

Cheng Fengniu sometimes feels that it's incredibly frustrating when his inner complaints suddenly become reality.

He merely reminisced in his mind about Neos's past glorious achievements, and now he's going to wage a war to unify the Earth, starting from the Himalayas and moving down from the top?

Of course, besides Thanos, Wayne Shark was also puzzled.

"Have you forgotten why we came here?"

“I asked this question precisely because I know our purpose all too well.” Cheng Fengniu nudged Wayne Shark with his hoof. “Don’t worry, as the saying goes, if the mountain won’t come to me, I’ll go to the mountain; if I don’t seek it out, everything will come to me… With the information aggregation level of us six-dimensional beings, our purpose will be like a drug, unable to resist coming up and moving on its own.”

"Your statement is absolutely outrageous."

"It's not that good."

"Who praised you!?"

Although Cheng Fengniu's claims are absurd, their very existence is absurdity upon absurdity.

Otherwise, Gwen wouldn't have just thrown them into the Timeline Realm without even asking any questions.

Gwen is definitely one of the people who understands Li Chengfeng the most right now.

Having overcome the illusions instilled in her by the court jester and finally broken through the true fourth wall, she came to understand more and more what kind of person Li Chengfeng truly was.

This operation was based entirely on absolute trust in Li Chengfeng's troublesome nature.

Li Chengfeng, who was initially somewhat resistant, is now lying down and enjoying it.

Being a troublemaker is fine, at least it's much better than triggering plot points all over the timeline.

Not to mention this timeline... but there's no timeline for Li Chengfeng!

Li Chengfeng had always been curious about what this stitched-together universe, filled with all sorts of monsters and demons, would be like without him.

At least for now, it seems like the scene of vibrant life and everything thriving is still vivid in my mind!

"Hey you, Xiao Mie, kneel down, Grandpa Niu has a favor to ask you."

"No, no, no, please don't use the word 'beg'!" Thanos's purple face was almost contorted with tears. "To an ancient being like you, I'm nothing but a fart."

In Thanos's eyes, the two energy beings in front of him who could beat him up like this must be powerful ancient beings who have lived and died with the universe.

In the presence of such a being, calling him "Grandpa Niu" would be considered a bargain.

Thinking about this, Thanos felt a pang of regret.

If time could be turned back, he should have rushed up to these two beings and said, "I heard that you two have no sons, and I would like to take care of you in your old age."

At this moment, his deep sorrow and indignation were absolutely genuine...

Although he always considered himself a wandering merchant... he was so eager to improve himself!

Even in my wildest dreams!

Otherwise, why would he use Mars as his base? How could he use Mars as his base?

Of course, it's because he wanted to get involved on Earth, and he also possessed the most powerful personal influence outside of the demons and monsters on Earth.

"Since you've put it that way... Little Destroyer, are you interested in coming with me to save the world?"

"Huh? Save the world? Is this how you shout slogans for invasions now?"

"Hmm?" Wayne Shark cast a disapproving glance.

"Saving the world is everyone's responsibility!" Thanos immediately pounded his chest and shouted, "For Grandpa Bull and Grandpa Shark, I must liberate the entire Earth! If I can't, then let the galaxy burn!"

"Regarding the part about the burning galaxy, I know someone who I'm sure you'll have a lot in common with."

"Was he also a great conqueror?"

"He's bald too."

……

Cheng Fengniu and Wayne Shark easily tricked... or rather, the willing Thanos into learning about the current state of Earth and Mars.

There are practically no ordinary people left on Earth today. The most basic beings are genetically modified cyborgs, whose physical attributes start from that of a normal bat.

This information greatly boosted Cheng Fengniu's morale...

The good news is that at least this way he won't have to bear the moral pressure that originally belonged to him, no matter what he does.

But there's also bad news...

At this level of capability, the entire planet still has nearly 10 billion people.

Even the most basic population possesses such physical fitness and fighting ability...

Not to mention mid-to-high-end combat capabilities.

"No wonder you have such a large fleet, yet you only dare to lie low on Mars, waiting for an opportunity to strike." Cheng Fengniu glanced at Thanos, stood on the kid's flagship, and looked at the not-so-blue planet in the distance.

"Then why do you say that with us here, taking over the Himalayas is no problem?" Wayne Shark discovered the blind spot. "With this average combat strength, let alone the Himalayas, even the Himalayas ProMax should have been filled long ago."

"Grandpa Shark, you don't know this," Thanos's fawning voice rang out again, "The Himalayas... are a bit strange. All the major powers on Earth have unanimously given up competing for this place and set it as a forbidden zone... I heard that there are huge energy turbulences here that even the people of Earth can't handle."

"So you think the two of us can resolve that legendary energy turbulence?"

"Hehe."

"Hey, you son of a bitch!" Cheng Feng slapped Thanos on the back of the head. "Since that's the case, let your fleet stay here. You come with us to check the situation first... After all, you don't want to throw your entire fortune away for no reason, do you?"

After saying that, he stretched out his bull hoof towards Thanos.

"What are you doing?"

Give me the two gems you were just playing with.

"Huh? What do you need that little thing for?" Thanos said, casually handing Cheng Fengniu the two gems he thought were pretty from his pocket. "If you like gems, I have a warehouse specifically for storing them..."

Cheng Fengniu remained silent.

A portion of the angry red light instantly transformed into pure energy without any additional properties, which was then poured into the two gems.

Under its guidance, the Space Stone and the Time Stone suddenly shone with their original brilliance.

Thanos was stunned when he saw this.

How could he know that the gem he was playing with as a toy was the legendary Infinity Stone!

and……

Two of them!

Instantly, an indescribable heartache spread throughout my body, as if I had lost something.

"Um... Grandpa Niu, are you going to give this thing back to me? Of course, I don't really want it, I'm just asking casually."

"What are you thinking about!"

Cheng Fengniu tossed the Space Stone and Time Stone into his mouth and swallowed them.

A few seconds later, the marks of space and time appeared on the cow's hoof.

"Your things are my things! My things are still my things!"

"Where did you come from, you fat tiger, you bastard!?"