Chapter 1075 Ada Wong: Little Pepper's water broke!
Chapter 1075 Ada Wong: Little Pepper's water broke!
"You mean... you're now the mother of over three thousand babies?" Harley Quinn sat on the sofa, hugging Li Chengfeng's slender waist from behind. After becoming female, Li Chengfeng had become the smallest adult in the entire family. "Tsk tsk, I really didn't expect that... my Pudding, have you really awakened your inner female? Giving birth to over three thousand babies, that must be exhausting."
"Is it possible that I've essentially made them my servants?" Li Chengfeng snuggled closer to Harley Quinn, settling his head into a very comfortable position, before replying, "It's not like I gave birth to them myself... Little madwoman, has your condition gotten worse lately?"
“I’m a top-notch psychologist. Do you think I don’t know whether my mental illness has worsened or not?” Harley Quinn said with a grin. “I’m just curious… Being someone’s father and being someone’s mother are two different experiences.”
"Then I think you should ask the person next to you."
Li Chengfeng lazily raised his hand and pointed to Huang Pizi, who was sitting on another sofa, constantly typing on his laptop.
"What's wrong with me?" Taking a moment to look up, Huang Pizi frowned slightly and glared at Li Chengfeng. "Although I may not be a good father... I'm trying my best to be a good mother."
“No, being a father or a mother isn’t important.” Harley Quinn released Li Chengfeng, then moved closer to Huangpizi, asking with a mischievous grin, “Seriously, I might have completely forgotten about Huangpizi if Pudding hadn’t mentioned it…”
"Call me Neos."
“Oh, okay, Neos.” Harley Quinn didn’t seem to care much; after all, gossip was far more important than attitude. “Could you tell me about the legendary Roman she-wolf…”
"...Can we still be good friends?"
“We’re no friends at all!” Harley Quinn scoffed. “We’re just…competitors living under the same roof.”
"Then why aren't you, Hela, and Ida in competition?"
"Oh, we've passed that stage... Now it's time to unite and prevent certain people from having any desire to philander."
"He's no longer capable of having affairs."
“That’s not necessarily true… After all, our biggest enemies are those stinky men who share Li Chengfeng’s scumbag nature…” Harley Quinn’s expression instantly turned serious. “Although Bruce Wayne has truly become Li Chengfeng’s brother, what if he’s into incest? Below him, there’s Clark Kent, that dangerous man! Although he genuinely loves Lois, his behavior is incredibly suspicious—naming his twin sons after a bat and Li Chengfeng! And then there’s Lucifer… no, he should be ranked first now! He not only has a history of being bisexual, but he’s even actually merged with Li Chengfeng…”
Harley Quinn became more and more excited as she spoke, and even the royal skinner instinctively backed away after hearing her.
If there were speech bubbles, Huang Pizi would be squeezed into the gap between the speech bubble and the edge of the drawing frame, having difficulty breathing.
However, as Harley Quinn continued her analysis, a series of names came out of her mouth.
What about "Hal Jordan, who has a girlfriend but is a free spirit and loves freedom"? What about "Tony Stark, whose wife is about to give birth but whose mind is full of scientific research"? What about "Oliver Quinn and Barry Allen, who are also fathers of Lee John"?
Gradually, the complaints shifted from those dangerous male rivals to those unreliable, lousy men.
Listening to Harley Quinn's rambling, even the Emperor of Mankind gradually became interested.
She wanted to hear just how ridiculous these people could be.
But just as she was about to speak, she suddenly stood up and looked out the window.
At the same time, Li Chengfeng also raised his head.
Their gazes simultaneously turned in one direction, and then gradually met.
"You felt it too?" Huang Pizi frowned.
“That’s right… something crossed the subspace and landed on Earth.” Li Chengfeng was a little unfamiliar with this aura, but judging from Huang Pizi’s expression, it seemed that the other party knew who it was. “However, I’m not quite sure what it is… Neos, you should know something, right?”
“Yes, I know.” Huang Pizi sighed. “He’s an old friend from Mars.”
"Mars? An old friend?" Li Chengfeng answered subconsciously. "Besides the few remaining white Martians, there shouldn't be any other life on Mars now, right? What's your relationship with these people?"
"It's not Mars in the main universe, it's Mars in my galaxy."
"Your Mars in that galaxy? And an old friend at that?" Li Chengfeng was taken aback, then suddenly realized, "Holy crap... you wouldn't be talking about that Star God Void Dragon you took down back then while disguised as Saint George, would you!?"
"To be precise, it's the largest fragment of the Star God Void Dragon." Huang Pizi nodded resolutely. "If my senses are correct..."
"Wait a minute, something's not right!" Li Chengfeng suddenly realized, "Isn't the Star God a purely physical entity? How could he have traveled from subspace!?"
“In the original universe and the original warp, that would indeed be the case.” Huang Pizi closed his notebook and continued, “However, times have changed. After the warp expanded to its current scale, it is no longer the remote corner of chaos it once was… Even the souls of space undead can be registered in the warp through proxies, thereby obtaining souls… The problem isn’t actually there; it should be that I sealed him on Mars and then used his power to establish the Cult of Mechanism…”
"You mean, someone freed him from his seal?" Li Chengfeng asked, somewhat puzzled. "But how much trouble can this thing really cause us? It's not that I look down on the Star Gods... well, I just look down on them, a bunch of trash..."
"Although it poses no threat to us... it is a huge threat to ordinary people."
Just as Huang Pizi finished speaking, Li Chengfeng's private phone rang.
The caller was one of the shrewish wives in her household, dear Ida Wong.
"Hey, Ada, you already miss me after just a short time away? You're such a little glutton..."
"Listen! I don't have time to listen to your cheesy lines you just learned from the internet!" Ada Wong's voice was unusually urgent... but there was a hint of information in her tone, "Hela and I came to visit Pepper! We had just left the ward when suddenly there was a warp fluctuation and Pepper's water broke! Come quick! You don't want to miss the birth of Stark and Pepper's baby, do you?"
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