Chapter 1048 Max: Director, I will eat you alive for this!
Chapter 1048 Max: Director, I will eat you alive for this!
After a long period of verbal sparring with his cheap father-in-law Nick Fury, Li Chengfeng finally had a thorough understanding of the situation over the past year or so.
Overall, the entire FBI has begun to move towards integration.
After all, the five so-called FBI headquarters are a bit difficult to pronounce.
In addition, Li Chengfeng broadened their horizons, so that the Earth's focus is no longer limited to this small piece of land, but is heading towards the entire universe and even the entire multiverse.
Against this grand narrative, organizations like the FBI appear quite insignificant.
Therefore, integration is not only a forward-looking function for them... but also a necessary step for them to cling to Li Chengfeng's thigh.
Everyone in the upper echelons knows that this guy is now the most influential person on the entire planet.
Son of the Goddess of Creation or something...
We can't let old one-eyed Nick Fury be the only one to take advantage, right?
The person who was most eager to push this matter forward was none other than the director of the General Administration of the Republic, who was also Li Chengfeng's theoretically direct superior, the leader of the Wanzhongxia clan, Tao Lao Da.
Nick Fury has flaunted Li Chengfeng's existence in the directors' group more than once. The most important thing is that every time Boss Tao mentioned that Li Chengfeng was only on secondment to America... Nick Fury, the idiot, would secretly mention that he was now Li Chengfeng's cheap father-in-law.
Every time the topic progressed to this point, Boss Tao felt a deep sense of powerlessness.
…Why couldn’t his hand reach through the screen and slap the big black face of this old wall lamp?
Because he really couldn't refute it... After all, it was his own pig that dug up someone else's cabbage.
Li Chengfeng looked at Nick Fury who was showing off to him, and he felt like laughing.
Although Nick Fury appears to be an unkind and suspicious terminally ill cancer patient... in fact, he is indeed very caring towards his confidants.
Otherwise, the little lunatic assisted the Joker in doing so many wrong things as a reserve agent. If she was the director, she would have been killed long ago. But she was just sent to Arkham Asylum... She basically didn't receive any harsh treatment. Except that she couldn't leave the cell at will, it was really no different from being hospitalized. She could get whatever she wanted.
Although this is due to the friendship between Harley Quinn and Bruce Wayne...it is more due to Nick Fury's tacit approval.
"So what are you going to do? You can't really refuse to promote internal integration within the FBI, right?"
"How could that be? I'm so happy about this happening." Nick Fury stroked his chin, quite proud. "After the integration, my burden can be shared among the other directors... This is also good for you. At least you don't have to worry about being conscripted by me anymore."
"...Are you arresting me? Aren't you arresting Crazy Little Man and Ada?" Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes. "Then why are you using this to anger Boss Tao?"
"Tsk, you know shit... Even if the integration succeeds, it's just the integration of the organizational structure. When it comes to work, they're still all managing their own little corners. At most, they'll establish a joint command center when facing extraterrestrial or multiverse anomalies." Nick Fury's smile was a bit smarmy. "So, given this situation, what's wrong with me trying to squeeze a little money out of them?"
"...Are you a director or a profiteer?"
"You don't know how expensive food and daily necessities are until you run a household." Nick Fury pointed at Li Chengfeng, then at Professor X beside him. "Do you and Xavier know how much the FBI spends?"
Nick Fury's sudden questioning made Professor X a little confused. He pointed to his face and said nothing.
But Li Chengfeng could understand what he was thinking.
"Why the hell is this about me?"
"The two biggest expenses for the FBI right now are the new FBI Academy and the Legion of Astartes!" Nick Fury took a deep breath and continued, "Do you have any idea how expensive it is to feed millions of Astartes? And how high is the cost of educating and training a whole academy of superhero talent? And yet, you two are still trying to squeeze money out of me!"
"So what? We'll both work for you for free?" Li Chengfeng didn't fall for this pitiful PUA trick at all. He picked his nose without any image. "We two dare to do it, but can you trust us to do it?"
Bai Yadan also nodded repeatedly.
Although Li Chengfeng's words were somewhat threatening, and were mostly based on twisted logic...
But he approves.
Working is already torturous enough, and if I don’t ask for more pay, it will be a real hassle to work one more day on the B shift!
He is the executive vice president of the Republic of Krakoa. If it weren't for his connection with the FBI, he would have planned to retire early.
"Because I understand this, I have to make more money." Nick Fury sighed and covered his face. "Otherwise, why would I risk my life and pretend to be deceived by forces outside the Great Omnipotent Universe? Do you know... how cruel, cunning... and easy to fool these people are?"
"...You're covering your face with your hands, are you laughing?!"
Just as Li Chengfeng was complaining, a black-haired woman with a hot body came to the podium.
It is Max Black, one of the “2 Broke Girls” who is haunted by the concept of “poverty”.
"Um, Chief Fury, I know you're in a high position, but you shouldn't flirt with a beautiful girl in public, right?" Max whispered. "You should at least be mindful of the consequences... And I think you'd better give me a raise, otherwise I'm not sure I'll spread this as gossip."
"...Why are you so skilled at blackmailing the Director?" Nick Fury looked at his godly subordinate. "You should at least show me some respect, right?"
"About this... I'll eat you for the rest of my life!" Max let out a smug smile, then his eyes involuntarily drifted to the womanized Li Chengfeng standing beside him. "Oh, it was just a little joke. Who in the entire FBI hierarchy doesn't know that Li Chengfeng has a little problem... and has turned into a beautiful girl?"
"By the way, I was also wondering, didn't I ask Ada to send a global broadcast and announce my current appearance?"
"Um, Agent Ada Wong was originally going to do that, but I talked her out of it... For something like this that could potentially involve the very essence of your life, I think the fewer people who know, the better... So I changed the recipients, only sending it to those who needed to know, and didn't include a photo of your current appearance."
This series of actions really made Li Chengfeng realize that the woman in front of him who usually spoke like a joke was actually the most capable Internal Affairs agent under Commander Hill.
but……
"So what's the truth?"
"what?"
"I don't believe your reason is so serious..." Li Chengfeng's eyes were as clear as fire. "At least, this is definitely not the only reason you did this."
"...Tsk, I really lost to you." Max looked around, then leaned close to Li Chengfeng's ear and whispered with a warm breath, "I'm planning to sell off a bunch of your old figures after they're out of print... and then release a batch of new figures with your female form. They're definitely going to sell like hotcakes!"
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