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Chapter 970 Li Chengfeng: Your life is so colorful

"You guys...are you playing so wildly now?"

Li Chengfeng was almost broken in the waist by this sudden flash.

To be honest, he never thought that these three most serious and busy Primarchs could give him such a big task.

But, it doesn't matter anymore...

What he wanted to know was, how did a tall and strong Primarch become a beauty in three sizes?

"Actually, Lord Guilliman and the others didn't want this to happen at first, but they couldn't resist... the changes." Dora Caul sighed, his chest shaking with the movement of sighing. "Entering a new narrative layer, although the Primarchs' consciousness has not undergone any changes... this change has affected their bodies."

"...Don't tell me that all the Primarchs..."

"Not all Primarchs... The Warmaster was not transformed into a woman."

"That's fine... Bullshit! You're saying that, except for that big bald head with a mother-loving, patriarchal streak, everyone else has become a woman!?"

The corners of Li Chengfeng's mouth twitched.

Horus and his Primarch sisters?

It was not easy for Horus to hold on at the beginning.

"Well, objectively speaking, it's like this..." Although Doracauld had changed into a white-haired queen's disguise, she was still a great sage of the Mechanicum at heart, so she spoke in a straightforward manner without any foreshadowing. "But no matter what, the Primarchs, aside from the changes in their gender and appearance, haven't changed in their power... For the current situation, that's more than enough... In fact, the change in appearance will make it easier for them to integrate into this world."

"...I reasonably suspect that all this is completely in line with the Yellow Fool's evil taste."

"I don't know... but we haven't sensed the presence of blasphemy in the Primarchs."

"Don't worry about it for now... take me to your base." Li Chengfeng shook his head, "I want to meet these silly girls now."

"Yes, Regent."

Dora Kaur didn't hesitate either. He turned around and led Li Chengfeng and the others through the crowd and came to the maid cafe listed on the flyer...

The Second Empire Maid Cafe.

how to say……

Although Li Chengfeng did not collapse, when he saw Guilliman casting the "cute to delicious" magic on the omelet rice, the psychic power in his mind went out of control for a moment.

But in just that instant, all the guests present, whether sitting or standing, all stood still, rolled their eyes, and fainted.

"Customers? Customers!?" Guilliman shouted twice excitedly. Seeing that these people really fainted, he immediately turned his face into one of disgust and clapped his hands. Then several burly men wearing the same maid outfit filed out of the store and began to clear the place.

Looking at the extreme warriors who were determined to wear the same maid outfit as their genetic mother... Li Chengfeng felt that he deserved it to some extent.

Otherwise, how could he see this scene?

Where are the macho men, chainswords, bolters, and power armor?!

What's going on with this intermediate state between perverted and ugly-cute?!

"Hey, finally I can rest for a bit..." Guilliman, in his loli form, stretched and adjusted the crown, which was out of shape due to his body changes. "How can these mortals sell food for tens or even dozens of times more than the food itself just because a little girl in a strange outfit serves it to them? I don't understand, but I can only accept it."

After saying that, Guilliman lay down on the sofa and waved lazily at the Ultramarines.

"Close it! I'm not going to do anything today! Opening for half a day has already completely worn out my sense of shame!"

"Oh, our Lord Guilliman, the Lord of the Five Hundred Worlds of Ultramar, is already unable to do this after just being a maid for half a day?"

"That's easy for you to say! If you're capable, come and be... What the hell!? Who!?"

Guilliman did a light backflip and rolled down from the sofa, holding down the hem of his skirt with his hands.

Although he temporarily became a woman with a man's heart, he adapted very quickly.

So after landing with Marilyn Monroe's classic move, Guilliman raised his head and looked up at the Imperial Regent who was equal to the Emperor to the Human Empire and might even become their stepfather.

"Prime Minister!? You finally showed up, Prime Minister!" Guilliman's expression changed drastically after seeing Li Chengfeng's face clearly. He flew towards Li Chengfeng's head with a flying giant pounce. "I've had such a hard time these past few years!"

Although Loli is small in stature, her weight is still that of a former Primarch.

Even though Li Chengfeng was hugged on the face by this extreme facehugger, he still staggered slightly.

Then, facing King Ada's murderous look, Li Chengfeng reached out and took the loli maid Guilliman off his face.

"Come on, explain to me why you've become like this." Li Chengfeng looked at Guilliman, who was being held in his hands. He took a deep breath and exhaled slowly. "Where are your other brothers... no, sisters?"

"They have opened stores in other places in Akihabara." Guilliman didn't care at all that Li Chengfeng was holding him in the air by the collar of his neck. Instead, he was extremely excited in his heart.

To be honest, this was the first time they were filmed into a lower-level narrative.

To say they weren't panicking would be nonsense.

However, because he still had the entire Astartes Legion under his command, he had to appear extremely calm even in a panic.

Especially Guilliman.

As the most suitable leader among the Primarchs, he took on the role of Grand Chancellor of the Astartes Legion without hesitation.

Everything must be run through him as the command center.

This is also why he chose to set aside half a day every day to open a maid cafe...

This may have become Guilliman's leisure and entertainment!

Although it consumes the shame...

But how much is shame worth?

And now, the appearance of Li Chengfeng has made Guilliman feel relieved.

He knew that with the arrival of the Prime Minister, there would be peace.

"They're also... opening a shop?"

"Well, we can't let these idle people mess around, can we?" Guilliman spread his hands helplessly. "Anyway, this is also part of integrating into the world, so we have to try it."

"What kind of store did they open?"

"Oh, let me think..." Guilliman stroked his tender chin, thought for a moment, and said, "Aside from our Second Empire maid cafe, Fulgrim opened a beauty shop, and Ferrus works as a handyman for him. Perturabo, Rogal Dorn, and Vulkan opened a model shop, Jaghatai Khan and Leman Russ opened a motorcycle shop, Curze and Corax opened a Gothic-themed hotel, Angron is now Akihabara's top hostess, and the rest of Mortarion and the others... Tsk, pure vagrants."

"……hehe."

Li Chengfeng released Guilliman's neck.

"Your life... is really fucking colorful."

"It's okay. It would be better if Horus were still here."

"Are you quite loyal?"

"...If he were here, I wouldn't have to carry the two capitals and thirteen provinces on my shoulders."

"...Are you also a weightlifting champion?"