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Chapter 858 Li Chengfeng: Damn, there are still experts

The photos that Guilliman gave to the three of them all showed the prototype machines made by Ferrus and the Adeptus Mechanicus...

But...the style of painting has already leaned towards grandma's house.

The hair colors are varied, and the body shapes are distinct: young, middle-aged, and handsome.

Although it is a three-dimensional body, it is somewhat tainted with the texture and style of two-dimensional characters.

No wonder Li Chengfeng complained...

Where did this second-rate ape designer come from?

And they are all women, not a single man!

What's going on!

Are you planning to effeminate all the Necrons?!

Although the Necrons, those metal skeletons, don't care about this matter...but Li Chengfeng should at least give them some protection! ?

Thinking of this, Guilliman's next words made Li Chengfeng unable to hold back any longer.

"It would be fine if they only made such bodies for the Necrons, after all, the Necrons don't interact with humans very often... But the problem now is that many great sages of the Mechanicus are fascinated by the creations they made... This material, which can be seen as both a machine and a body, is too suitable for the transformation of mechanical prostheses." Guilliman covered his head. Even he felt speechless when he said this. "So they used clinical trials as an excuse to start using and popularizing this kind of mechanical prosthesis transformation in the Mechanicus first."

"You mean..." Li Chengfeng was stunned, then held up a photo of a white-haired, eye-patch queen who was clearly pinching his 2b girl, "These so-called prototype machines..."

"Yes, they are the great sages of the Mechanicus." Guilliman carefully observed the photo held up by Li Chengfeng, then took out the terminal and pressed a few buttons. Then a holographic projection appeared in front of everyone. "This is the great sage Boris from the Mechanicus's office in Wudang Mountain, Republic... He gave himself a common name, Wang Lama."

“…They seem to have that serious disease!”

Li Chengfeng looked at the full-body portrait of Lama Wang projected by the holographic projection...

Except for most of the head, one arm and a part of the kidney, all other body parts have been replaced by machines.

...At the level of a great sage, this is already considered to be a presence that has retained a considerable amount of one's own body tissues.

But compared to this 2b girl with creamy skin, smooth curves, big breasts and a round butt... it seems that the whole world is a little crazy.

After all, putting these two images together, one must have a very stupid brain to realize that they are the same person.

"The oil men on Mars have finally gone completely crazy?"

"Father, if you insist on saying so... I am more inclined to believe that after they received the technology and information from this Earth, the gap in their cognition was too great... and they were infected with an information-related cognitive virus..."

"speak English."

"We have been poisoned by the Internet and the second dimension of the Earth." Guilliman said with his neck raised, "Turn it off! Turn it off! We must turn it off! If we don't shut down those second dimension websites, there will be no bright future for the Mechanicus! There will be no bright future! There will be no pillars for the human empire!"

"…You've been poisoned, haven't you?!"

“Ahem… I was just excited.” Guilliman also realized that he had lost his composure. He took a few deep breaths and adjusted his heart rate. After calming down, he continued, “Now, under the propaganda of these great sages of the Mechanicus, the entire Mechanicus has begun to make its own prosthetic templates… We are just waiting for the three parties to complete the contact and then completely open up production capacity.”

"Oh wow, awesome! There's even a face-shaping session on the eve of the public beta?" Li Chengfeng was so angry that he laughed. "You've learned all the dregs of the human Internet."

"If that were all, it would be fine." Guilliman wiped the sweat from his forehead. "Can you guess why these photos I took out are called 'Not So Outrageous Typical'?"

"Fuck, there are still experts!?"

"More than a master... He is simply an earth-shattering expert." Guilliman rolled his eyes and thought for a moment before saying, "Have you ever heard of Futanari?"

"Like thunder! A magical being that has a female appearance but possesses both a huge thunderbolt and a curved hook..."

After saying that, Li Chengfeng subconsciously glanced at Huang Pizi who was sitting next to him.

Could it be that this guy Huangpizi is in futanari form now?

Feeling Li Chengfeng's eyes full of doubt and questioning, even Huang Pizi felt powerless like an artificial Huang Yao.

"Although I don't care about gender...but I'm not interested in creating intermediate or superimposed states!"

"It's not the best." Li Chengfeng let out a long sigh, "If it is... don't forget to show it to me with your own eyes, so I can learn from it."

"If it's just futanari, it's not unacceptable. After all, there are some weirdos in the human empire who have fallen in love with Genestealers and Aliens... But Da Lei's futanari with Shark Girl is really too much, Fury + futanari... And sharks are powerful beings with two penises, just like snakes!"

Guilliman's face turned pale just thinking of that hellish drawing.

But deep down... I don't know why, but I feel a little bit of anticipation.

"That's right! Stop describing it! I'm almost able to picture a concrete image in my mind!" Li Chengfeng interrupted Guilliman's description vigorously, "Let them do whatever they want with this matter! I'm afraid that the more I get involved, the more perverted it will become!"

Harley Quinn, who had been silent for a long time, looked at Li Chengfeng with shining eyes.

"Impossible, little lunatic, absolutely impossible!" Li Chengfeng shook his head like a rattle. It was the first time he rejected Harley Quinn so firmly. "Even if I die, I will jump down from here! I can't possibly like Fury and Futanari!"

"Tsk, boring man."

"This is not boring... This is trying to abandon these low-level interests!" Li Chengfeng looked at the photo in his hand with some disdain, then threw it back to Guilliman, "What's the last thing?"

"This should be the most normal event among the three. The Eldar hope to use the Webway technology to exchange for a galaxy rich in resources..."

"Impossible." Li Chengfeng refused without hesitation after hearing the price. "Although the webway technology is convenient, it still relies on the subspace in essence. This technology will be conquered sooner or later... A star system is definitely too much. I might consider a planet."

"After all, they are the race that owns the ancient city of Comoros... a city that encompasses countless planets... I don't think asking for just one star system is too much."

"It would be fine if they were a species like humans with a strong assimilation ability, but the xenophobia of the Eldar means that they will definitely not integrate into the entire galaxy but rule it! Let me think about it..."

Li Chengfeng pondered for a moment and suddenly thought of a condition.

...an offer that the Eldar absolutely could not refuse.

"Tell the Eldar that I allow Commorragh to continue to exist..."

"And I can reduce the difficulty of reproduction for the Eldar to the lowest value for their race."