Chapter 760 Deal
Chapter 760 Deal
"Oh?"
When the Saint Killer saw his bullet being cut off and falling to the ground, he did not show any surprise at all. Instead, he walked forward with great interest and picked up the bullet.
"That's really surprising... So my bullets can be ineffective when I'm aiming at someone else?"
"Hey, Li Chengfeng, is this old man sick?" Gwenshi rubbed against Li Chengfeng and asked in a low voice, "What I mean is... this bullet is more difficult to deal with than the cosmic barrier! Why does he take such a perverted thing out for no reason!?"
"Your voice is not small at all, dear blonde." The Saint Killer looked at Gwen thoughtfully, "Your existence... is really magical."
“Isn’t it amazing…”
Gwen said this, and with lightning speed, he turned around and swept across with the chainsword in his hand, aiming directly at the head of the Saint Killer.
The Saint Killer didn't react at first, but when the chainsaw sword was about to hit his head, he suddenly frowned.
This... seems to really be able to kill myself.
That’s right, he is truly immortal and has two sides of the same coin as God, but how could he be killed by this diesel punk-style weapon?
"Haha! You've fallen into my trap! No matter how cunning you are, you still have to drink my foot washing water!"
"Uh, are you happy too early?" Li Chengfeng said calmly, "Didn't you realize that you didn't cut anything?"
“Huh?” Gwen was startled, and raised his head, only to find that the Saint Killer, who should have been beheaded by him, appeared three meters away. “Damn… are you kidding me? Teleport? Are you cheating? Do you dare to fight me head-on? Show me what a black hand is!”
The Saint Killer did not speak.
If he hadn't been fast enough, he might have capsized in the ditch.
But there was a hint of...regret on his face.
"Well... little girl, can you hit me again? I promise, I will never dodge." The Saint Killer looked at Gwen with expectation, "But I must tell you... if you can't kill me with this blow, then I will definitely kill you... even if you are a traveler certified by Li Chengfeng."
"Fuck!" Gwen heard this and ran behind Li Chengfeng. "Is this old man really a pervert?"
"You are the one who attacked them by surprise."
Although Li Chengfeng said this, his eyes never left the face of the Saint Killer from beginning to end.
He could now be sure... that the Saint Killer was really just seeking death.
"Why do you...want to die?"
"Why can't I... die?" The Saint Killer said calmly, "I can't resurrect my wife and children, and I can't really kill the Supreme God for my own sake and plunge the entire almighty universe into chaos... I'm an executioner, but I'm not a madman... So I can't do this, and I can't do that... I can just ask to die, right?"
As he spoke, he raised the Saint of Killers in his hand and fired dozens of shots at his head...
Don’t ask why a revolver can fire dozens of shots in a row. Theoretically, it can shoot God to death... And don’t think about the reloading problem. The setting is that there is unlimited ammunition.
However, these dozens of bullets, which theoretically represented the highest lethality in the Great Almighty Universe, turned into water bullets without any lethality the moment they touched the Saint Killer's own head.
Dozens of water bullets hit his face, like one joke after another.
"I can kill God... but I can't kill myself." The Saint Killer smiled bitterly and wiped his face. "How can this be true in the world?"
"So you came to me... to ask me to kill you?"
Li Chengfeng raised his eyebrows.
"That's right... I talked to the Supreme God, and he said that you are the only one who can make my wish come true." The Saint Killer looked at Li Chengfeng with burning eyes, "After all... you are the most special."
This look...
Li Chengfeng subconsciously tightened his buttocks.
This guy is definitely an old glass!
It’s fine if there are women coveting my body...
Being coveted by an old man is a bit disgusting.
"Although I don't think I can kill you right now, I can try to turn you into a normal person... the kind that can grow old, get sick and die."
"Become... an ordinary person?" The Saint Killer turned the Saint Killer in his hand twice and put it into his holster. "As a creature of the sixth dimension... you should know what I am, right?"
"Well, the human side of the Supreme God... exists as a limiting valve for him or something." Li Chengfeng grinned, "I just, he definitely didn't tell you that he was going to retire, right?"
"…What the hell? Are you still speaking human language?" The Saint Killer took two steps forward in a hurry, "What do you mean the Supreme God is going to retire?"
"Not only am I preparing to retire, but I am also preparing to follow the Mother of All Things to leave the Great Almighty Universe, become a househusband and live off my wife." Li Chengfeng curled his lips, "Tsk, what a perfect life... I want to live off my wife too."
"You eat three servings of soft rice at a time... There is no such good thing in the world." Gwen interrupted with a gloating look, "But you have to think about it from another perspective. If you eat three servings of soft rice, what kind of suffering will your waist and pelvis suffer?"
"... Ouch!" Li Chengfeng gathered his sleeves and thought about his scarred waist and pelvis. "Forget it, forget it. Forget about being a gigolo. A real man should have ambitions..."
"You're scared!"
"I'm not a coward, I'm defending gender equality... You little brat, what do you know?"
Li Chengfeng and Gwen were arguing with each other, but they did not notice that the Saint Killer's eyes were constantly flashing with thoughts and struggles.
In the end...it all came down to determination.
"... Tell me about turning me back into a normal person."
"It's very simple... just use the wind of nothingness to offset the immortality in your body." Li Chengfeng said with a smile, "After all, you are only the human aspect of the Supreme God, not him himself."
"The Wind of Nothingness... the thing in the Cemetery of Gods?"
"I have obtained the Wind of Nothingness through another method." Li Chengfeng patted his chest, "It's just that... as a novice user, I definitely can't offset your level of immortality... But have you ever heard of my mother, the goddess of creation Papetua? As the most skilled user, I think she should have no problem."
"Then what do I need to pay?" The Saint Killer didn't beat around the bush with Li Chengfeng.
"I enjoy helping others! I respect the elderly and love the young!"
“Are you that kind of person?”
"Oh, maybe not." Li Chengfeng wiped his hands and reached out to the Saint Killer, "My only condition is... you must choose to die naturally."
"I try my best."
"Then...deal."
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