Chapter 686 Li Chengfeng: FBI! Open the door!
Chapter 686 Li Chengfeng: FBI! Open the door!
Find the magic of the unicorn, the last item, and the most important one.
Is a virgin.
Of course, in most myths, unicorns only accept being ridden on the backs of virgins...
But in fact, it is not impossible to be a virgin.
but……
In today's American environment, if you want to find a virgin, you probably have to go to kindergarten...
But the worst thing is...
You cannot use an underage virgin to cast spells.
"To find a virgin over 18 years old? Although there may be one, it is definitely not easy to find one, right?" Nate Haywood's mouth twitched. "Even if we find one, the other party will probably try their best to cover up the truth for the sake of face... Wow, how about this? Fifteen years ago, near the border between America and Maple Leaf Country, there was an isolated village. It was full of people who escaped from big cities. They established a religion there, and only those who remained virgins could join. They claimed that they were keeping chastity for the gods..."
"Are you sure you want to use this person who sounds like a cult to do this?" Li Chengfeng's mouth twitched, "Is this reliable?"
"Anyway, they only existed for about three years, left behind some weird videos, and then committed mass suicide." Nate shrugged. "Does this count as using up their surplus value?"
"I'm sorry, I know some inside information about the cult you mentioned." Bruce said calmly, "Although the specific information has not been made public, forget about the virginity. Because the leader of this religion claimed that God's will had descended upon him, and then he helped all the virgins in the cult get rid of this identity...regardless of gender."
"Fuck... there's this part?" Nate Haywood was a little dumbfounded.
"There's something even more exciting... The reason they committed mass suicide is because the leader's private life was too chaotic and he contracted AIDS... So he wanted to take everyone with him to die."
"...Fuck, I'm never going to watch documentaries about this again." Nate Haywood ruffled his hair and continued, "We can't be stuck here just because of a virgin, right?"
"Then do you have a better idea?"
"How about I use my money power to recruit one?"
"Then how can you be sure that the other person is real? And not someone who has undergone some kind of repair surgery?"
Finally, everyone fell silent.
They really didn't expect that a group of people who had saved the world and even the universe countless times would be stumped by an absolutely real virgin.
At this moment, Psyker, who was watching the fun from the side, weakly raised his hand.
"Um, Agent Lee, can I have a word?"
"Huh? Psyker!? Are you still a virgin?!" Li Chengfeng's eyes lit up, and he rushed to him, putting his hands on Psyker's shoulders. "Well, judging from your otaku outfit, this possibility is quite high!"
"I'm sorry, Agent Li, I have had four ex-girlfriends, and our relationships were quite harmonious... Come on! You can't assume I'm a virgin just because of the way I dress! You're blatantly slapping me in the face!"
"You're not a virgin... so what do you want to say?"
Li Chengfeng suddenly lost interest in Cisco.
You’re not a virgin, what a waste!
"What I'm saying is that I might just know a virgin who's an adult and doesn't have to be afraid of exposing his time travel."
……
Caitlin Snow at home.
"Today's movie is really good." Caitlin Snow said with a smile as she sat at the dining table. "This dinner is also delicious and very... romantic."
"As long as you like it." Barry sat opposite her and smiled happily. "Of course, I still feel a little dissatisfied... I went to so many stores today, but all the rose-scented scented candles were sold out..."
"Shh…Barry."
Caitlin stood up from her seat and walked towards Barry.
Just as Barry was swallowing his saliva, Caitlin suddenly lowered her head and kissed Barry.
Just when the young widow and the handsome young man were about to make a scene...
There was an extra row of heads in the grass outside the house.
"Cisco, is what you said true? Barry Allen is still a virgin?" Li Chengfeng said, pointing to the battle inside, "Look at how skilled he is at kissing. He is a virgin? Do you believe it?"
"Sometimes, the proficiency in kissing has nothing to do with whether one is a virgin or not." Cisco showed a mysterious smile, "Barry was a super coward before... Caitlin has complained to me about this several times. Whether it's his cautiousness in dealing with emotions or his cowardice in dealing with physical relationships... No matter how you look at it, Barry is a virgin!"
"And most importantly..." Bruce added, "According to the information, Barry Allen has never had a girlfriend before. He has put almost all his energy, except for making a living, into overturning his father's case."
Bruce's words made everyone fall into silence, and they all stared at him speechlessly.
"Why...are you looking at me like that? Did I say something wrong?"
"No, it's not because you're wrong, but because you're so right." Clark whispered, "You're Batman! Even I didn't expect you to have such a gossipy side! I've really learned a lot!"
"This isn't gossip... it's just basic information gathering." Bruce didn't blush or feel nervous, not caring at all about these heartless guys trying to stigmatize him. "Combined with Cisco's previous analysis, I can basically conclude that Barry is 100% a virgin."
"Um, guys, are you sure you want to continue this discussion here?" Tony Stark looked at the scene in the room and said anxiously, "If you don't take action, Barry Allen will be eaten alive by the beautiful lady inside."
"Shit... It took me a while to realize what an evil word 'eat alive' you are!"
Li Chengfeng shuddered all over.
The relationship between the two people in the room was indeed gradually heating up.
Seeing that little guy Barry Allen is ready to unbutton his shirt without any instruction...
Li Chengfeng did a roundhouse kick and broke into the room through the window.
"FBI! Open the door!"
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