What? Teammate lives in Arkham Asylum?

Chapter 655 Bruce Wayne: You Don’t Understand Li Chengfeng

"My suggestion is that you two tell us everything you know right now..."

"Otherwise I will immediately read your names backwards and make you roll back to the fifth dimension!"

Li Chengfeng folded his hands and sat on the sofa.

"Now... I'll only count to three, one..."

"Don't count, don't count! We confess!"

Li Chengfeng didn't expect that the Troublemaker and Bat Mite were so stubborn and gave in easily.

He felt that the most powerful of these two five-dimensional beings would have to struggle a bit, right?

To be honest, he was already ready to release the sixth-dimensional creature's true body...

As a result, the two brothers voted directly!

Li Chengfeng felt unhappy that his expression was in vain.

But Bruce Wayne didn't care whether Li Chengfeng was up or down, he rushed forward and stretched out his hand towards Bat-Mite...

"I know I'm cute, but please don't harass me." Bat-Mite didn't dodge, but made the distance between Bruce and him conceptually infinite, so even if Bruce died of exhaustion, he would not be able to catch him. "Although I am your die-hard fan, idols should still stay a little further away from the lives of their fans."

Clarke was no happier listening to Bat-Mite's words.

What the hell?

Idol? Fan?

Whose fans are like that stupid kid who stretched the space infinitely and made him run around on it like an idiot?

But looking at Bruce Wayne's expression, Bat-Mite seemed a little guilty.

Because he is different from the troublemaker who is just having fun, he really regards the bat as his idol.

only……

Bruce Wayne is just now aware of his existence for the first time.

"Okay, stop playing these ridiculous tricks." Li Chengfeng took a step forward, directly crossed the endless space dimension, and pushed Bruce out. "What is it in this universe that makes you so obsessed that you are willing to help my dear brother at all costs?"

"Li Chengfeng, this is none of our business." The troublemaker waved his hands hastily, "The culprit of all this is Mobius!"

"If I didn't know what you are, I might have been fooled by you." Li Chengfeng's fake smile was a bit scary. "There is actually no absolute difference between five-dimensional people and six-dimensional creatures... So theoretically, the two of you can surround Mobius and spin a top."

"If there are really such simple things in the world... then the two of us should have returned to the fifth dimension."

The expression that was originally a disguise on the troublemaker's face gradually disappeared, leaving only a bitter smile.

"What? You won't fall in love with the feeling of being in the three-dimensional world, will you?" Li Chengfeng looked at the prankster's expression and suddenly smiled evilly, "But I heard that after playing the role of a couple for a long time, you will more or less get into the role..."

Hearing this, Bat Mite and the Troublemaker all subconsciously revealed disgusted expressions.

Given the relationship between them, this would definitely make them feel more disgusted than eating a dead rat.

Through the conversation between Li Chengfeng and the two five-dimensional people, Bruce Wayne on the side kept nodding, and he gradually understood everything.

But Lei Ling, a native of this universe, had a confused expression.

This person has one advantage...

That is, if you can't figure it out, you should never think about it.

Therefore, since he was not interested in the so-called "truth", he still had time to take out the tea sets and the Dahongpao that had been treasured in the villa for many years.

"Where's the superhero you promised me?" Bruce looked at Lei Ling in confusion, "How obsessed are you with Zero Dollar Shopping?"

"I think you should mind your own business." Lei Ling rolled her eyes while making tea elegantly and quickly. "To be honest, from an outsider's perspective, these two so-called five-dimensional people are talking bullshit... They've fooled you like fools... Since you guys are stronger, wouldn't it be better to just send them back to where they should be?"

"No, you don't understand."

"I don't understand fifth-dimensional people?"

"You don't understand Li Chengfeng."

Bruce Wayne sighed.

"As five-dimensional people, you should know how much trouble a sixth-dimensional creature would cause you if it appeared in the five-dimensional world?"

"Of course we know that." Bat-Mite couldn't help but complain, "So aren't we just trying to cooperate with him?"

"No, isn't that the point?" Li Chengfeng's mouth twitched. "Why do you think that Mobius would keep his promise to you two? You two are not human, and he is not a human either... You don't have the narrow morality of three-dimensional humans, and you don't have the emotional expression of three-dimensional humans... So why should he keep his promise to you? You two are not stupid enough to think you are three-dimensional humans, are you?"

Bat-Mite and the Troublemaker were both stunned.

like……

That's what happened?

The two of them looked at each other subconsciously.

Although the relationship between the two is not good, it can be said that they have been fighting from the five-dimensional world to this world.

But after all, they are both the same kind.

Therefore, there would not be any sense of incongruity when the two of them played the so-called Mrs. Li and Mr. Li.

"Lu Xun once said, salute and shake hands, we are all good friends." Li Chengfeng grabbed their hands and put them together, "As the saying goes, working together is the best way to achieve success!"

"Stop! Don't treat us like fools!" The troublemaker stretched out his hand to stop Li Chengfeng's action, "We agree with what you said...but this pseudo-multiverse is too special, even we can't completely interfere with it."

"Look, you're on guard against your friends, aren't you?" Li Chengfeng's expression suddenly became cunning. "What I'm saying is, if you two don't go to help Mobius, I'll be very happy."

Li Chengfeng is telling the truth.

The combination of Mobius and Barbatos is actually quite difficult to deal with.

If there were two more five-dimensional people...

He and Clark really have to pull out all the cards from their pants.

"are we friends?"

"Of course we are friends."

"Since we are friends, you will definitely not expel us back to the fifth dimension, right?"

"...Okay, what are your conditions?"

“We want to live in the three-dimensional world.”

"...No, you can stay here. I didn't forbid you from coming out of the fifth-dimensional world!"

"I mean, we want to live around you, we want to be part of your lives!"

Bat-Mite looked at Bruce with burning eyes.

"I don't know what the troublemakers think, but I want to be a member of Bruce's Bat-family!"

Li Chengfeng nodded and agreed without any hesitation.

"no problem!"

joke!

Anyway, I'm not here to cause trouble to him!

Just agree to it.