Chapter 634 Coulson: Damn, there really is a huge thing!
Chapter 634 Coulson: Damn, there really is a huge thing!
Chapter 634 Coulson: Oh shit, there really is a giant creature!
This luxury yacht docked in the center of the Pacific Ocean is home to superheroes, billionaires, FBI agents... everything you need.
However, there are those who have no interest in fishing...
For example, those two little brats, Tracy and John Lee.
At first, they were still joining in the fun with the women, but when they found out that they were going to start manicures, the two little guys ran away at the speed of light...
At this moment, the two little guys were hanging on the railing of the yacht bored, staring at the calm sea in a daze.
"Speaking of which...where's Aunt Chloe? Isn't she going to be a bridesmaid?"
"My mother said that as a divorcee, it was not appropriate for her to be a bridesmaid, so Uncle Li drafted her in to be the on-site dispatcher of the wedding... According to Uncle Li, there are too many unreliable people, so at least there is a decent person to back them up." Tracy shrugged like a little adult. "Although I don't quite understand what backing is, Uncle Li said so."
"Wow, so Aunt Chloe is a very rare type in the entire FBI."
Li John exclaimed.
As Li Chengfeng's son, he had already seen the true nature of the FBI...
There are a lot of capable people.
A reliable and decent person...
Rare.
This confirms what Nick Fury said...
People who are mentally ill are not capable of doing this job.
People like Chloe who act too seriously can't really be considered mentally normal.
"I say, you two brats are bullying everyone behind their backs, is that really okay?" At some point, the Flash Barry Allen was standing behind them, "Especially you, John Lee... I can tell from your words that you disdain the FBI agents."
"Ahem, why are you here, Dad Wu? Are you not having fun fishing?"
"It's a bit of torture for a speedster like me to go fishing." Barry Allen sat down on the deck, "Besides, I'm not those middle-aged uncles... I'm still young! So forget about fishing."
Although Barry Allen is one of John Lee's fathers, due to the smallest age difference, his relationship with John Lee is more like an older brother and a younger brother than a father and son.
This is also why John Lee likes to play with Barry Allen the most.
Whether it's hobbies or appetite, there is a surprising overlap.
"So why do middle-aged people like fishing?" Tracy's big eyes were filled with countless doubts, "Even my own dad likes fishing."
"That's because fishing is a great way to solve the midlife crisis." The chattering "Deadpool" Wade Wilson also came forward, "These middle-aged tracheitis people have to wear headphones and hide in the toilet to watch even a marginal video on TikTok. Once they are discovered, they will be beaten to death... Over the years, if they don't find a hobby, I'm afraid they will cosplay Sunny Dolls and Flying Man."
"Come on, you who likes to wear red uniforms... I'm sure that even if these middle-aged people turned into sunny dolls or flying men, they probably wouldn't die." Teddy looked at Deadpool's outfit from the side, "Why did you choose red for this whole outfit? Is it because red can make bleeding less obvious? I still recommend that you change into a pair of yellow pants... At least change the crotch area to yellow. After all, if someone beats you up, it won't be too obvious."
"You're right," Wade Wilson sighed and patted Teddy's shoulder in agreement, "but you don't have any cows."
"...No, buddy, are you sick? Aren't we just talking about your uniform?"
"Yeah, but you don't have any cows."
"Fuck! Do you dare to show me what a black hand is? I copied the password!"
"You don't have a cow, so you can't copy it."
A burst of cheerful laughter, wrapped with Teddy's swear words that required more than ten thousand mosaics, spread into the sky.
"Honestly, Teddy has met his match now." John glanced at the furious Teddy not far away and said with a sly smile, "Without a cow, for Teddy, it's a sure win."
"I've already said that my dad is a complete villain." Lucifer held the fishing rod in his hand and stared at the sea with a nervous look, but he still couldn't forget to complain about his God father, "He gave Teddy life, gave Teddy wisdom, and gave Teddy all the desires that a person has because of wisdom and life, but he didn't give him the most important organ... Isn't this cruel?"
"It's like not having that stuff affects Teddy's chances of finding sex partners and call girls." Clark rarely complained about his brother, "God knows how many unknown liquids his hands have been stained with."
"Hey! Clark! That's enough! I'm starting to get goose bumps." John shuddered and muttered, "After the wedding, I'm going to make an appointment for STD testing..."
Li Chengfeng looked up and down at John's sloppy appearance and sighed.
"Honestly, man, I think instead of getting an STD check... I should just find a girlfriend first."
"Your loneliness smells like me."
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"These guys are really energetic." Hal Jordan was lying on a recliner, dozing off while chatting with Bruce Wayne who was fishing. "I don't miss them. I've been staying on the space station all this time...looking at the black hole of the universe every day, I'm almost EMO."
"Isn't this normal? Any normal person would sooner or later be unable to bear the endless loneliness in the deep and empty darkness." Bruce Wayne pulled the rod hard, and a nearly foot-long herring was pulled out of the water. "So compared to this, fishing seems to be a vibrant entertainment activity."
"The premise of calling fishing a recreational activity is that you have to be able to catch fish..."
Coulson was fully equipped with fishing gear and was much more professional than the people around him.
But there were already seven or eight large fish in the tank next to Bruce... On Coulson's side, there were only two palm-sized fish swimming back and forth.
"Coulson, sometimes you just have to stop trying." Captain America sighed, "You don't have to catch this fish..."
"No! I'm going to change the rod, line and hook now! I must catch two large dolphins for you today!"
It would have been fine if Captain America didn't try to persuade him, but once he did, Coulson instantly turned into a berserker, determined to fight to the death with the ocean.
But before that...
I saw a series of green arrows shooting towards the sea.
Tony Stark pointed at Oliver who was holding a bow and arrow and laughed loudly, "Hahaha! Coulson, someone couldn't hold it in longer than you!"
"Fuck! Are you all crazy from fishing? Don't you feel something in the sea?!"
As soon as the words fell, the sea surface suddenly began to surge.
The next moment, a string of huge, mountain-like spiked dorsal fins emerged from the sea!
Coulson was stunned for a moment and his fishing rod fell to the ground.
“Oh my god… I really ran into a giant!”
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