What? Teammate lives in Arkham Asylum?

Chapter 272 Teddy: My crotch is already sewn!

"Didn't Harry take too long to take a shower?"

"Has it been a long time? What if Senior Harley is just lounging in the bathroom playing with her personal terminal?"

"...I'd better go check it out. It would be bad if he fainted in the bathroom after soaking for too long."

Lois Lane patted Clark Kent's big pectoral muscles and squeezed them.

Then he stood up and walked towards the bathroom.

You know, Harley Quinn had already entered the bathroom two hours ago.

If you delay any longer, it should come out soon, right?

Lois Lane came to the bathroom door and knocked.

"Harley? Are you okay?"

"You've been in the bathroom for over two hours!"

"You're not going to faint, are you?"

After she finished speaking, Lois Lane listened for a while, but didn't hear anything, and felt a little anxious.

Are you really dizzy?

Thinking about it, he reached out to open the door.

At this moment, Harley Quinn, wrapped in a bath towel, suddenly opened the door.

"Oh, Louise, I just had a very comfortable bath, and so did Venom. We both fell asleep."

"...It's fine if you're unreliable, but why is the alien symbiote in your body so unreliable too?"

Lois Lane showed a helpless smile, but when her eyes focused on Harley Quinn's neck...

"You can take a shower if you want. Why are there so many red spots on your neck?"

"...Hi! I've been feeling a little irritated lately! This is the Republic's secret recipe for relieving internal heat that Li Chengfeng taught me!" Harley Quinn said, and then she pinched and pulled her neck hard, and a similar red spot appeared on her snow-white neck.

"Is this really useful?"

"It's useful, it's useful. I've almost let out some of my anger."

At the same time, Clark Kent, who was sorting out the recent news with his head down, suddenly raised his head as if he realized something, and then a portal appeared out of thin air.

"Yo, Clark, how are you these past few days?"

"... Let's not talk about how I'm doing for now." Clark pointed at the bloody teeth marks on Li Chengfeng's neck expressionlessly, "Although it's almost healed and disappeared, I can still see it clearly..."

"Ahem! Boy scouts, stay out of adult matters!"

"It's not that I want to care, but the teeth marks on your neck... look like a passion collar."

"We haven't been in love for long, but you're already saying one little thing after another!"

Li Chengfeng was a little annoyed and angry. When he turned around, he saw Lois Lane and the neatly dressed Harley Quinn.

"Ahahaha, Pudding, long time no see!"

"Yes, this is the first time we've seen each other in several days!"

The two men laughed it off, but Clark Kent's eyes were looking back and forth at their necks, revealing an expression that showed he knew everything.

Li Chengfeng twitched his lips.

What's that expression, big guy?!

Didn't I just stay in his bathroom for a while longer?

As a man, hasn't he ever experienced the same thing as being unable to control his emotions?!

But Li Chengfeng was very thick-skinned, and this little thing only embarrassed him for ten seconds at most.

…Because at the tenth second, Lucifer walked in wearing a plain outfit that he would never wear under normal circumstances.

If you don’t look at his face, you would really think he is a professional farmer!

"Fuck, when are you going to go home, you spoiled brat from the big city? The farm work you did today is better than what the kids in our small town can do with their butts!"

"Butt? If the kids in your town heard you making up stories about them like that, they would definitely stuff their sinful honey into your crotch, so that you will have to feel the ants going in and out of your body until you are completely clean!"

"…I'll say it again! My crotch has been sewn!"

Lucifer and Teddy were having a high-intensity confrontation when they walked in from outside the house.

Lucifer, who usually only breaks down in front of Chloe, now apparently has another point of weakness.

God's creation, Teddy.

Li Chengfeng originally thought that Teddy was a trap set by Almighty God for Lucifer.

Now it seems that he is simply asking this foul-mouthed teddy bear to help him squeeze Lucifer.

"Lee? You're back?"

"...Should I be more surprised?" Li Chengfeng's mouth twitched, "You're still here, Lucifer? Where's Chloe?"

"Chloe is educating those talking idiots." Lucifer waved his hands, his face full of helplessness. "You know, when a detective gets into work mode, she is always a bit ruthless... The FBI has clearly approved her leave!"

"Literacy? What kind of literacy?" Li Chengfeng was also confused for a moment, "Is the cultural level of these Transformers okay? There should be no problem with normal communication."

"Fuck, of course we're not teaching them common sense, we're teaching them traffic rules." Teddy walked to the refrigerator, took out a popsicle from the bottom, put it in his mouth, and shivered all over. "They've been issued at least 60 traffic tickets in the past few days. If they didn't have a driver's license, they would have been banned from the road long ago... Who would have thought that the Autobots would be a group of road killers who don't know traffic rules?"

"They are famous among the old men and women in the whole town and surrounding areas!"

"Now everyone knows that if you see the Kent and Eagle families' cars, you have to stay away from them, so that they can go to see Kennedy and Lincoln one step ahead... But those black old ladies can rest assured, after all, their teeth have all fallen out."

Teddy's complaints were still accurate, and he conveyed the message to Li Chengfeng between laughter and scolding.

But apart from these minor issues, the Transformers problem has been solved.

You can spend your twilight years on these two farms without having to fight.

From now on, the Transformers will be automatically ignored by the American government.

Because Lex Luthor, Derek C. Simmons, and Amanda Waller are either in prison or in heaven, the American government has never revealed such a big handle.

But after Amanda Waller was brought to the World Federation military court by Nick Fury, the FBI had completely grasped this handle.

After the formation of the world federation, American politicians are the most active and capable of causing trouble!

I believe that after this time, Nick Fury will be able to keep them quiet for at least a while.

"By the way, Pudding, have you finished your work over there?"

Harley Quinn asked out loud.

"That's right, but it's still a little more troublesome than I imagined. I might have to trouble all of you in a week."

"Everyone? Even me?"

Lucifer pointed at himself.

"It's not just you, Agent Chloe, Maizi, Amenadiel, oh yeah, and Linda and little Charlie, it's best if they all come."

"…My father is planning to destroy the world with a flood again?"

"No, I came to a wedding."