Chapter 1180 The Innately Evil Fluoxetine Imp
Chapter 1180 The Innately Evil Fluoxetine Imp
Standing in the dean's office, Lin Yu was indeed curious about what Fluoxetine was going to do.
In the office, young Fluoxetine opened the dean's drawer and took out some documents, contracts, notes, and a mobile phone.
Then she spread them out on the table and began to search carefully.
Lin Yu walked over and thought those documents seemed to be account books.
There must be something wrong with this account book because the records on it are all written in secret code.
But Lin Yu didn't understand the cause and effect of the matter, nor did he know what these codes represented, so naturally he couldn't see any specific clues.
However, although Lin Yu couldn't understand it, there was a professional commentator standing next to him.
So Lin Yu simply looked at the information life form version of fluoxetine.
"what are these?"
Fluoxetine immediately spoke up: "It's evidence of him illegally accepting money and bribing others."
Lin Yu was shocked: "Didn't you say that the dean was a good person?"
"Yeah, he just accepted money from some wealthy people to help them get priority in adopting healthy and smart children. It's not like he's dismantling the children in the orphanage and selling their parts. How can he not be a good person?" Fluoxetine crossed his arms over his chest. "Helping healthy and smart children go to wealthy families—isn't that a good thing? Anyone who can afford to bribe him must be from a wealthy family."
Lin Yu shook his head: "But those wealthy people may not adopt children out of kindness, especially those who need to pay a special fee to adopt, which seems even more suspicious."
Fluoxetine remained unconcerned: "This is a risk I have to take. How can there be a good thing without risk? Adoption is like a second life. I didn't do well the first time and ended up in this orphanage. Having a second chance is already a great opportunity!"
Lin Yu was helpless: "It's really hard to reason with you 'Psychology Society'..."
When the information life form Fluoxetine heard Lin Yu say this, he laughed: "Well, although this money is indeed a bit unscrupulous, there is a reason why the dean needs to make black money."
"What's the reason? Did he use the money to improve the food at your welfare home or expand it?"
Lin Yu asked back curiously.
Fluoxetine said seriously, "Of course not, but the nature is similar."
"The dean used the money to support his children's studies abroad. He's truly a good family man with a strong sense of responsibility. In the context of traditional morality, this kind of person must be considered a truly good person."
Lin Yu listened to Fluoxetine's words and was once again shocked by Fluoxetine's thought process.
"What kind of traditional moral context is this?"
"Cultivate oneself, manage the family, govern the country, and bring peace to the world—at least he achieved that," Fluoxetine said happily. "And later, when I looked deeper, I found out that the child he provided for was even the illegitimate child of an unfaithful partner—in other words, he could have ignored the child."
Lin Yu looked at the information life form Fluoxetine.
If it were someone else, Lin Yu would definitely think that the other person was being "ironic."
But as for Fluoxetine... Lin Yu was not sure whether the other party really admired the dean and thought from the bottom of his heart that he was a "good person".
After all, this guy definitely doesn't have any moral concepts that are compatible with normal people.
"So, you collected evidence of his crimes in order to manipulate and threaten him," Lin Yu looked at the information lifeform Fluoxetine and reasoned, "Because you no longer intend to just let those children work for you."
At this time, the little fluoxetine had cut out a few pages of the account book and hid them in his clothes, and took away the mobile phone. At the same time, he was carefully handwriting a "threatening letter" on the table.
Lin Yu could see the content of the letter, which was just a short line with neat handwriting that didn't look like it was written by a child at all.
"I have filed all the evidence against you. You will be judged for your crimes."
Lin Yu didn't think that Fluoxetine would report him in order to punish the dean.
So... maybe she did this in order to use the dean's power to achieve some of her own goals.
As Fluoxetine listened to Lin Yu's words, he shook his head somewhat unhappily.
"This kind of 'boring' speculation is even worse than 'accusation' to me," the information lifeform Fluoxetine curled her lips. "Even when I was five, I had no interest in using evidence to threaten others—let alone someone as boring as the dean."
In the dean's office, Xiao Fluoxetine had quietly opened the window and thrown the papers and mobile phone to his companions who were waiting downstairs.
"Then why did you do this?"
Lin Yu asked in confusion.
"It's just a child's natural tendency to play pranks. I wanted to see the dean's reaction when he discovered that important criminal evidence had been stolen. That phone contained the contact information of many of his stakeholders. I asked my trusted 'friends' to send messages to all of them."
"It's sending 'I already know what you did.'"
The information life form Fluoxetine looked at the scene in front of him and recalled the scene at that time, revealing a nostalgic and intoxicated look.
"Ah, in the days that followed, the entire orphanage, and the city where it was located, saw so many interesting things that felt like a movie: love, hate, betrayal, alliances, and death—and because of that, by the time I was six, I couldn't even live in the orphanage anymore."
"But... no matter what, it's worth it."
"It's just a pity that the memories I gave you don't have that many parts."
After listening to Fluoxetine's words, Lin Yu reacted.
This guy is not trying to extract profit from the dean and his stakeholders at all.
She just thought it was "fun".
Sure enough, although this guy's personality, upbringing and environment are related, they are not the decisive factors.
The fact that she had such thoughts at the age of five was enough to prove... Fluoxetine's unusual thought processes, incomprehensible behaviors, and crazy ideas seemed to be innate and natural traits.
The memory ends here - at the end of the memory, it is frozen on the moment when little Fluoxetine locked the drawer again and cleaned up all traces, his face full of anticipation and excitement, just like a child waiting for his favorite cartoon to start.
"Well, after learning about my past, are you a little reluctant to kill someone as interesting as me?"
The information life form Fluoxetine looked at Lin Yu and asked with a blink.
Lin Yu looked at fluoxetine and shook his head.
"No, my determination to kill you hasn't changed in the slightest."
"Even... the guilt I'll feel from killing you in the future will probably be alleviated a lot."
Fluoxetine was surprised: "Would you feel guilty?"
Lin Yu laughed: "You discovered it...it really wouldn't have happened originally."
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