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Chapter 498 The Outrageous Answers to Exam Questions
[Those outrageous answers on exam questions]
[When you were in school, what exam questions had answers that you just couldn't figure out no matter how hard you tried, but the question setter cleverly came up with them?]
How significant was the impact of nuclear weapons on Japan?
Answer: Huge (Hebei Province History Middle School Entrance Examination Question)
Why is a small town in Russia, near the western Pacific Ocean, painted with all sorts of different kinds of paint?
Answer: It's too cold, but it warms people's hearts (Junior High School Geography).
Why are the plants in the green belts on both sides of the road different?
Because the administrative regions are different (Geography from the 19 National College Entrance Examination, Paper II)
The advantages of building a ski resort in Zhejiang Province are listed in a long list of terrain conditions and requirements.
Answer: To satisfy the curiosity of Southerners.
Q: My grandfather has diabetes, why can't he eat tomatoes with sugar?
A: Because Grandpa has diabetes.
I'll never forget this question from the Geography and Biology exam [laughs]
Q: Why are the goji berries from a certain place not being harvested at all? (I forgot the specifics)
Answer: There are no goji berries grown locally. [laughing emoji]
Question: Why is the pork from this place so delicious?
A: Because the scenery here is beautiful, it affects the pigs' mood, making the pork delicious.
"I will never forget this: why was the birth rate high in the Year of the Dragon? Because Chinese people like to have dragon babies."
Why are there fewer rats on the prairie?
I wrote down a whole bunch of reasons, including temperature, humidity, precipitation, wind, and the nomadic lifestyle, but they told me it was because the cattle and horses accidentally trampled a mouse on the ground ( ?Д`)”
"I think I've done a similar problem before. The answer was that cattle and horses driving across the grassland collapsed a mouse hole."
Why do you turn the heat down to low when boiling eggs?
A: Because it saves money
"Who understands my sense of humor? I laughed so hard during physics class that it felt like a thesis defense!"
"That makes perfect sense. As long as you keep the water at a boiling temperature of 100 degrees Celsius, going overheating it is a complete waste."
Why does this flower droop downwards?
Because it was to provide shelter for passing insects from the rain.
Q: What kind of factory should be built next to a steel plant?
The answer is the textile factory, because there are more men in the steel factory and more women in the textile factory, making it easier to find a spouse.
"I remember a question: why are the houses in a certain place colorful? Because the area has a temperate maritime climate with many rainy days, residents are prone to depression, and colorful houses can make people feel happy [see]."
Why do sheep like to eat grass on the east side?
I replied: Because the east side is a plain with a suitable climate, abundant rainfall, and rich vegetation.
Answer: Because the sheep are willing.
"I did a math problem in high school that asked why mountain goats in Northwest China love to climb trees. The answer was that locals deliberately put them up there to attract tourists [awkward laugh]"
The old ancestor under the sky: What kind of crazy questions are these? Aren't the answers just random?
I don't know what kind of questions these can test students on; it's just asking for trouble!
Anyway, those ancestors wouldn't understand. ╯▂╰
If that's the case, I can also set questions.
Why don't the sheep we raise in Donglian Village eat fresh grass?
Answer: Because the locals are poor and can't afford to feed it, they're already being generous by giving it some grass. They don't care whether it's fresh or not; they've spoiled it!
Why do the men of Donglian Village prefer to marry women from the city rather than hardworking and capable women from the nearby mountains?
Answer: Because the girls in the city are beautiful, all the men in our Donglian Village are lecherous.