flstandardbreds Chapter 319: Parents Driven Crazy by Their Children's Compositions
Chapter 319: Parents Driven Crazy by Their Children's Compositions
[A father opens a composition written by his own child]
[My father has been cooking duck for many years]
[The father was so angry that he cried out: I make roast duck, I make roast duck! ]
[Should be changed to "My father has been making roast duck for many years"]
【Do you know】
[Then see the next sentence]
[Now my body suddenly fails]
[Oh my god, my body is suddenly failing again]
[What's wrong with my body all of a sudden?! ]
[Now, business, suddenly, is failing! ]
[With just a few words, the old father was immediately furious: You…you are so lazy every day, can you please pay more attention to your handwriting?]
[Followed by: I haven’t started work for several days]
[No, why am I open? I haven’t been open for several days.]
[It’s not that we haven’t started working!!!]
[If you are not feeling well, you can close the shop and take care of yourself for a few days]
[Oh my god]
【What am I adjusting for?】
[My father was immediately shocked when he saw the words about his poor health]
[Business is not good, so we can close the shop and take a good rest for a few days]
[Oh my god, you made me sweat]
[The sublimation ending of the last essay: In fact, it is not easy to work in the service industry. I can still understand him.]
[Father: What do I want you to understand? What do I want you to understand?! ]
[I want you to understand that my health is not good? (x)]
[I said the wrong thing in a fit of anger and slapped myself in the face]
[My business is not doing well, please understand]
"My father's back has been bent for half his life and he can never straighten it up again [desperate gaze]"
"There was a parents' meeting and the father came to attend. The teacher took one look at the duck father and thought: Duck? That's it?"
"Teacher: Hey, have you heard that there is a classmate in our class whose father is a duck?
Other teachers: Is this true or false? [see][see]
Teacher: Of course it’s true, it’s written in the child’s composition, would a child lie? And I heard that his father is in poor health recently [covering face]
Other teachers: Incredible [look][look][look]"
"My father's reputation as an upright man all his life has suddenly become tarnished [covering his face]"
"Originally, each sentence was normal, but when I think of the first sentence, it doesn't seem so... [awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh]"
"I remember the composition written by my deskmate in middle school. The title was "Sunny Soul". He wrote that he and his classmates were playing on the road, and a big truck came. The classmate was hit and killed, and his spine was also broken. He went to the hospital to replace the spine, but the doctor said there was no suitable one, so he asked his father to push him home. When he got home, his house was empty. Suddenly, he saw a ray of sunshine by the window, and suddenly he felt enlightened. He ran in the sunshine in his wheelchair. Our Chinese teacher was so angry that he read his composition aloud in front of the whole class, saying that he had never encountered such a weird thing in all his years of work [tears rushing]"
“After reading the first sentence, every sentence that follows becomes ambiguous”
"Child: It doesn't make much difference. Why are you so angry? [eyes filled with tears][eyes filled with tears][eyes filled with tears]
Dad: The last sentence about the service industry has completely confirmed it for me. In the future, you will let your mom open a business as a parent [tears running][tears running][tears running]
Teacher: Hey, have you heard that there is a classmate in our class whose father is a duck?
Other teachers: Is this true? There is such a thing [surprised][surprised][surprised]
Teacher: Of course, it’s written in the child’s composition. Would a child lie? And I heard that his father is in poor health recently [covering face][covering face][covering face]
Other teachers: This is incredible [snickering][snickering][snickering]"
"I remembered the composition written by my former classmate. My family is the poorest family in our village, but she wrote it wrong and it became that our family is the greediest family in the village [tears running][tears running]"
The teacher in the school said: Oh, it’s just a few words difference, but the meaning is so different!
But if students submit their papers like this, I might actually misunderstand something I shouldn’t understand, ahem…
The noble sons who were fond of men in ancient times:!
What duck? Let me see!
No, the appearance of ducks in later generations is too...special!
Is this what they like?
After listening to the whole story, I found out that it was a misunderstanding and the person was not very satisfied with the outcome of the story. I thought it was something funny, but it turned out to be a mistake in making roast duck!
However, it is really a sin for this father to have such a son. His own innocence has been ruined in the end.
If I were to spread rumors about my father like this, tut tut tut! I dare not even think about it. I don't want to be publicly punished!