Chapter 157 I'm dying of laughter. I'm really good at acting.
Chapter 157 I'm dying of laughter. I'm really good at acting.
Miss, your voice is so sweet!
Although the name "Aning" always sounds like a girl's, he still has a bit of rejection in his mind.
But in fact, every time Dongye Ning heard Huibara Ai call him like this, he would feel a sense of satisfaction and happiness in his heart.
When talking to a loli, the tone should naturally be gentler.
Dong Ye Ning slowed down his speech, "Not yet. I'm just wandering around outside. I called to ask if you need anything. If it's on my way, I'll go buy it directly."
In the laboratory, Haibara Ai has already sat on the chair.
Um...ladies sit.
Her eyes lit up when she heard that, and she couldn't help but hold up her phone and said, "Aning! We have already started to have a tacit understanding now!"
"I just happen to need a kind of white wine from China. Can you go and buy two bottles for me?"
Dong Ye Ning immediately knew the effect of the wine, but he still had to ask.
"What do you want that for?"
"Edogawa said that he drank this wine once after catching a cold, and he briefly transformed back into Kudo Shinichi."
"Oh... maybe there are some special ingredients in this wine that can help you develop an antidote, right? I'll go buy it now."
Haibara Ai quickly started to act like a spoiled brat, "Let's chat for a while... It's not urgent."
She suddenly remembered something and said apologetically, "Aning, you've been eating out these past few days. Is it because I've been staying in the lab that you don't want to go home?"
This is not groundless speculation.
After all, just from Dong Ye Ning's initial attitude of not wanting her to leave, we can almost tell that her boyfriend has become somewhat repulsed by his lonely life since she appeared.
The Kudo family home itself is many times larger than the original rental house, so the loneliness that Tono Ning feels when she is not at home will naturally increase exponentially.
There was a short silence on the other end of the phone, followed by some indifferent words.
"A little."
"But I personally think that the main reason was that I suddenly had the urge to go out for a walk."
"After get off work and dinner with Takagi, I went to visit Conan in the hospital."
"I wanted to leave as soon as I got there, but I didn't know what to do next, so I just kept wandering around outside. The gas tank was almost empty."
Huiyuan Ai asked tentatively, "What if I'm at home?"
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while.
"Let's make sure you don't get angry."
The little Lolita immediately responded, "I'm definitely not angry."
“I feel like there’s nothing much to say.”
I know, this is called the cool-off period.
Ai Huihara said that she had done research.
Generally speaking, there are two reasons why a relationship enters a cold period.
Subjective reasons: after a couple has been together for a while and knows each other well enough, they lose the mystery around each other and the passion of love fades; objective reasons: one of the couple has been under great pressure from life or work recently and does not have more energy to spend on the relationship.
Whether subjectively or objectively, Haibara Ai and Higashino Ning now have it all.
Their love was already fast and passionate, and they went straight from dating to living together.
In the process of quickly exchanging information, the sense of mystery had completely disappeared.
Haibara Ai knows what kind of personality Dongye Ning has and how he behaves at home and outside. Dongye Ning also knows Haibara Ai well.
Objectively speaking, Haibara Ai is now busy developing an antidote, while Higashino Ning has been busy working from the beginning.
It’s just that when Dong Ye Ning was busy with work and not at home, Haibara Ai had not yet started dating him, and the sense of mystery was quite strong at that time, so the little loli did not have the same feeling as Dong Ye Ning now.
Both sides remained silent.
Haibara Ai knew that Tono Ning was a fool when it came to relationships, so she spoke immediately after organizing her thoughts.
"Aning, listen to me."
"This situation is not caused by you or me. It is just a normal stage in the development of a relationship."
"Believe me, we will get through this smoothly. During this period, we just need to maintain a good communication attitude. Once we get over this hurdle, we can be considered an old married couple."
Dong Ye Ning was speechless, "Sister, do you really treat me like a complete idiot?"
The little girl instinctively retorted, "You are just a fool!"
"Okay, okay," Dong Ye Ning said in a gentle tone, "Don't worry, I'm just telling you exactly what I feel in my heart so that you won't misunderstand."
"You really underestimate my love for you. I won't get tired of you for at least ten or eight years."
Huihara Ai frowned, "And after ten years you get tired of me and want to abandon me? Believe it or not, I will make you into a specimen and keep it at home."
"Love may not have a shelf life long enough, but it has a shelf life under the influence of formalin that is definitely trustworthy."
Dong Ye Ning: “???”
Okay, okay, it turns out you have a hidden yandere attribute, right?
You are really good at hiding it. You didn’t reveal it until today!
Oh~ my lovely wife must be just joking with me, I have to say, this joke is as funny as the one about my aunt who passed away many years ago.
You know, my aunt was a very kind person and showed me a lot of love when I was young. She often threatened me with a cane to make me go to her house for dinner, just like my lovely wife expresses her love in her own way now.
ahem...
Dong Ye Ning touched his nose and said, "Not tired of it, never tired of it. It's getting late now, remember to go home early. I'm going to buy some wine now and will be back after I finish buying it."
After saying that, the phone hung up.
But the scene where Haibara Ai said seriously, "If you dare to run, I will make you into a specimen and keep you with me forever" still remains in my mind.
It really triggered an association.
...
In the laboratory.
Haibara Ai is trying hard to hold back her laughter.
"Idiot, you're definitely scared by me, hahaha~~~"
"His tone just now was really cowardly and cute..."
As she spoke, the little girl's expression suddenly turned cold, "I really want to hold his face in my hands and pinch it as much as I want!"
Language naturally accompanies action.
The scary and ferocious little loli came online right on the spot.
As soon as she finished speaking, she couldn't help laughing again, "It's so funny, I'm really good at acting, I'll dress up as a ghost and scare Aning next night."
Haibara laughed sadly for a long time before she stopped completely. She simply cleaned up the laboratory, went outside to take off her cleanroom suit and said hello to Dr. Agasa.
It was only a few steps away for her to go home, and it would probably take half an hour for Dong Ye Ning to come back - after all, she had to take into account the time it would take to find and buy wine.
After thinking about it, the little Loli finally canceled all the impromptu plans and chose to wait for Dong Ye Ning to come back at home in the most ordinary way.
Not long after, Dong Ye Ning arrived home.
open the door.
Haibara Ai was standing at the door, with her arms spread out in a familiar posture.
“Welcome home~”
Dong Ye Ning squatted down without hesitation and gave Huihara Ai a hug.
"I am back."
(Suddenly I feel like this is the finale...)
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I tried my best and finished a chapter this morning.
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