Chapter 243 I don’t make money from the poor!
Chapter 243 I don’t make money from the poor!
"My name is Xiaozhi!"
"Okay Xiao Lu!"
"Damn it, say it again, I'm Xiaozhi and this is my brother Lan!"
"Yeah, I understand, Xiao Lu!"
Xiaozhi: “Ahhhhh…”
The two brothers Xiaozhi and Lan gathered together with strange expressions and looked at Jiang Xia quietly.
Xiao Zhi: "Brother, is there something wrong with his brain? He keeps calling me Xiao Lu. I don't even know who this guy named Xiao Lu is?"
Lan: "It's possible. He even called me Dr. Chaoying. This name doesn't sound like a good person. He might have just been injured in the attack!"
Xiaozhi: "Yeah, that's pitiful. Let's not provoke him then."
Lan: “That’s right.”
The two brothers whispered for a while, and soon reached a consensus.
Lan asked with a smile: "I don't think I've seen you before, where are you from?"
Jiang Xia: "From where I came from."
Xiaozhi: "Where are we going?"
Jiang Xia: "Go where you are going."
Xiaozhi & Lan: "..."
For some reason, Jiang Xia wanted to tease the brothers when he saw them.
Probably because one of them is the human form of Geed, and the other is the most handsome human form of Zero.
There is always an inexplicable fate involved.
Fate, wonderful!
He smiled and waved to the two silent brothers.
"No kidding, I'm just a store manager passing by. You can call me Shafulin."
Xiao Zhi asked curiously, "Manager Shafulin? What kind of store do you run?"
Jiang Xia: “Coffee shop!”
Lan and Xiaozhi looked at each other, then hesitated.
"But no one on our planet Anu drinks coffee."
Xiaozhi nodded in agreement: "Yes, that thing is a luxury, right? I only heard that people drink it on Esmeraluda."
Lan helplessly spread his hands and said, "If we can buy our own house on Esmeraluda, we will have the chance to drink coffee."
Xiaozhi was very motivated: "It's okay, brother. With our salaries, we can move to Esmeralda in two hundred years!"
The child raised two fingers, full of energy.
Jiang Xia sighed when he saw this.
Until his death, Xiangzi felt that he was not working hard enough!
Xiaozhi's innocent smile made Jiang Xia, a capitalist, feel deeply empathized with him.
Rubbing Xiaozhi's head, Jiang Xia said sincerely.
"Then I will open the store in Esmeralda. Don't worry, I won't take money from the poor!"
Lan scratched his head: "Although this is true, why does it sound so painful?"
Xiaozhi: "I feel so sad all of a sudden..."
Jiang Xia waved his hand: "Don't worry about these details. I will treat you to coffee when we go to Esmeralda next time."
Xiao Zhi was delighted: "Really?"
Jiang Xia nodded: "Really, you can say Xiao Lu's name when the time comes."
Xiaozhi: "But my name is Xiaozhi."
Jiang Xia: "Oh, then there's nothing to drink."
Xiaozhi: “…”
Lan pointed at himself and said, "Then I should give the name of Dr. Chao Ying?"
Jiang Xia shook his head: "No, your name is Agamus."
Lan was stunned: "Who is Agamus?"
Jiang Xia: "You."
Lan: "But I'm Dr. Asakage!"
Jiang Xia clapped his hands and smiled: "You really are Dr. Chao Ying. You finally admit it!"
Xiaozhi & Lan: "..."
After the conversation, there was only one question left in the two people's minds.
who am I?
……
Opening a coffee shop in Esmeralda is not just talk.
After amusing the two brothers Lan and Xiaozhi, Jiang Xia went directly to the legendary planet of the rich - Esmeralda!
This planet is very special. Almost the entire planet is made up of Emeralu ore. The green ore makes the planet look glowing green!
However, these are all lights that represent vitality. Thanks to the magic of the Emeralu ore, this planet has lush vegetation and a pleasant climate, making it particularly suitable for living.
And if you live there for a long time, under the irradiation of the Emeralu ore, your life will be prolonged and full of radiation. Over time, this special energy can fill your body and improve your physical condition.
This is also the reason why the Esmeralda royal family has been able to last for so long.
After a brief investigation, Jiang Xia chose a store in the most prosperous area of the imperial city.
When the sign of "Kingdom of Light" was hung up, Jiang Xia couldn't help but take out his magenta camera to record it.
"This is the third branch now. We are one step closer to opening branches in all universes of the Kingdom of Light." Jiang Xia thought happily.
As for the cost of opening a store and decoration, it is not a problem at all in Jiangxia.
If Lan and Xiaozhi want to buy a house and settle down here, they will have to work diligently for two hundred years, but Manager Jiang has special skills to make money.
There are some kind-hearted people on every planet who are willing to "sacrifice others' lives" and "donate" money to him voluntarily. This has been proven time and again in every universe.
And with Karin here, any style of coffee shop can be simulated, and even a bunch of employees can be spawned as NPCs.
Open a store at zero cost, it’s that fast!
Jiangxia also specially selected an auspicious day for the opening.
That day, he stood in front of the newly opened coffee shop, full of energy and energy, as if he had returned to the first day of business at the Tiga Universe Coffee Shop.
Manager Jiang Da is full of confidence and high morale. He believes that the [Kingdom of Light] coffee shop in this world will also prosper!
Kallen asked curiously, "Why did you choose today specifically?"
Jiang Xia said seriously: "I have calculated that today is a good day, suitable for opening a business, moving into a new house, and breaking ground. There will definitely be good things happening if we open a business today!"
Kallen was very surprised and scratched her head in confusion: "Is it true? Who should I ask for the calculation?"
"Noah!"
Jiang Xia explained with a smile.
"I lit three incense sticks in front of Noah's tomb... ah, Noah's 'mobile phone'. He ignored me for several days. This morning I saw that the incense was out. Do you know what this means?"
Kallen hesitated and asked, "Does this mean that Noah already knows that the big rock is a tombstone?"
"No!"
Jiang Xia shook his head.
"It means he accepted the gift, which means I have already paid my respects to him. He has no place in this universe anymore, and his spirit in heaven will bless us!"
Karen: "..."
I don't understand, but I'm shocked.
Seeing the electronic girl being speechless, Jiang Xia did not discriminate against her narrow-mindedness.
This mysterious oriental power is not something that ordinary people can understand. What's more, Kallen is not a human being. We can't ask her to comprehend the electronic mysticism and accumulate cyber merits.
From a metaphysical point of view, as the legendary Ultraman, it is not an exaggeration to call Noah the God of Ultra.
It's reasonable to burn incense for him.
From the perspective of human relations, this universe is under the protection of Noah. Jiang Xia opened a branch here and told Noah about it, so that he doesn't have to worry about the safety of this universe.
It makes sense!
After this "communication" between Jiang Xia and Noah, today was decided as the auspicious day for the opening.
In order to make the party more lively, Jiang Xia specially invited the two brothers Lan and Xiaozhi who were far away on Anu Star to come for coffee.
The two were also very interested and went there happily. Calculating the speed of their damaged spaceship, they should have reached the planet Esmeralda by then.
Manager Jiangda sighed with his hands on his hips.
"Today is definitely a good day."
Just finished,
The entire planet of Esmeraluda suddenly darkened.
"Why is it getting dark so soon?"
Jiang Xia looked up in confusion.
Only then did they realize that it was not the sun that had set on the planet Esmeralda, but that the sky was filled with a huge black army of machines.
Warships emitting icy light were suspended in the sky, heading towards the emerald green planet.
The even larger claw-shaped imperial fortress was like a celestial seal falling from the sky, eyeing the planet full of Emeralu mineral energy.
Belia, stretched out his claws!
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