flstandardbreds Chapter 370 Love brain, hopeless
Chapter 370 Love brain, hopeless
"Han Xin, you idiot, you're not even going to act anymore, right? I'm in the promotion match. I'm really fed up with running into a big idiot like you!"
"**~*Han Xin, you beep—your father beep—fuck you beep—"
“Your vegetable prices will go up!”
From eighteen generations of ancestors to unborn children, the teammates greeted almost everyone.
For a moment, nothing could be played in the headphones.
However, given his current status, the moderator doesn't dare to block his account.
Shi Ye frowned, knowing that it was his own problem so he didn't yell back. He looked at the economic panel. Even though he had been idle for a while and his advantage was lost, his economy was still the highest in the game.
Although the defense towers are almost gone, the enemy's condition is not very good either. The fastest mage on our side has eight seconds left to revive, and the others are also about to revive. The three lanes of soldiers have just been born.
Except for Marco Polo and Yao, the other enemies are still on their way.
Shi Ye immediately assessed the battle situation: "Don't scream, we can still fight."
"Fuck you? Can you fight? What are you going to use? Heads? I'm really fed up. I'm tired of being matched with teammates like you. Brothers, please report me."
Tokino took off his headphones to avoid affecting his performance.
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but sweat.
[Azipurple: Can we still fight? It feels a bit difficult. Marco Polo's famous sword hasn't been triggered yet, not to mention there's Yao above my head.]
[Aye Chongchong: Believe in Aye, it’s not like we haven’t seen comebacks against the odds]
[Mizhi Confidence: I'm curious what the streamer was doing just now? How could he AFK during such an important game?]
[A slacking fish: Looks like he's replying to WeChat. Besides that person's message, who else could make him quit the game? Those who understand, understand. (dog head) (dog head) (dog head)]
[Leftover King!: Oh~ (side-eyed smile)]
Everyone understands.
Marco Polo did not leave when he saw him resurrected, but continued to move forward along the line of soldiers pushing the tower. It seemed that he did not take Han Xin seriously.
That's right, Marco with Yao is 2 to 1 against Han Xin. Even if Han Xin has a few hundred dollars more economy, it will be difficult to win, right?
Unfortunately, the person he ran into was Shi Ye.
Since he also had his own minion line, he was not in a hurry to clear it. Shi Ye controlled Han Xin and jumped directly to Marco Polo's face and used a set of skills.
The teammates were utterly devastated when they saw this: "Fuck, are you crazy? You were supposed to be defending the home base! You could have defended it! Aren't you just going to give it up? It's all over!"
Marco Polo also made some moves, and with one volley of arrows, he reduced Han Xin to low health. However, Yaomei was also knocked down by Han Xin. Yaomei's shield helped Marco withstand a lot of damage, and Han Xin's skills were about to be used up.
Marco moved one after another and fired a burst of bullets, but luckily they were dodged. Shi Ye twisted his attack and rushed straight to Marco's face, quickly hitting him with a basic attack. However, Marco also reacted and clicked the basic attack frantically, and the health of both of them dropped at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Just as Marco's famous sword was about to be triggered, his health suddenly increased.
treat!
It turned out that Yao used her skills at the critical moment.
The player controlling Marco breathed a sigh of relief and killed Han Xin, who was left with only a sliver of health. However, this triggered Han Xin's famous sword, and the two of them launched another round of basic attacks.
Han Xin died.
But he came back to life.
Shi Ye's hand quickly cuts the resurrection armor in seconds.
Before dying, Marco used his famous sword, and his health was greatly reduced. However, Yao's shield was restored, and their teammates were about to arrive at the battlefield.
Marco saw that Han Xin's famous sword and resurrection skills were all out, and he launched an attack with determination, but when he saw the backup stacked on Han Xin's health bar, he vomited blood.
The wrath of the blood demon!
This guy has released another blood demon!
Is your hand speed so fast?
Shi Ye changed three pieces of equipment in seconds, and did not let his hand speed down. He took Marco's head before the enemy arrived at the battlefield. Yaomei did not run away either, and turned into a corpse and lay next to Marco.
The person on the opposite side arrived and wanted to run away when he saw the situation was not good.
But everyone on our side has been resurrected.
The assistant drove the Wolf Howl and ran forward.
Shi Ye hid his vision in the bushes and flew in front of the opposing mage at a tricky angle, killing the squishy mage in two moves.
Three kills!
The opponent's output is gone!
The ending is decided!
Han Xin, wearing the Bailongyin skin, was like a god of death on the battlefield. Shi Ye calculated the release of skills and the enemy's blood volume, and cooperated with his teammates to get another quad kill.
Only one person left!
The moment the sound effect of the pentakill sounded, the entire live broadcast room was boiling!
[Honey's Confidence: 666 I admit that I spoke too loudly before]
[Fairy No. 6 of the Tokino family: Ahhhhh, you can even get a pentakill! You're so cool!]
Leo Speaker: Listen to Your Teammates Get Punched
[Ah: I can’t take it anymore. These teammates are being too rude. Family, I’m going to charge first?]
"Don't add other people as friends. This is my problem in the first place. If I lose this time, I will send them a red envelope, but if you give me another chance, I will still go AFK, hehe." Shi Ye put on his headphones again while stopping the audience from having dangerous thoughts.
In the headset, the expressions of teammates changed very quickly.
"Damn, Brother Yewang is awesome!"
"Brilliant!"
Shi Ye just said two words: "Push the tower."
Push it quickly!
He is in a hurry, isn't he?
The audience only saw their favorite broadcaster sell all his equipment at extremely fast speed and buy all the equipment for pushing the tower, leaving no way out for himself, and all he could see was the enemy crystal.
"Click on the tower, click on the tower, quick, quick, quick!"
Barrage:? ? ?
[Honey's Confidence: Why does the anchor look like he's about to be reincarnated?]
[hymn: This is so funny, you’ve never won before?]
[Tanking: This must be the order from the rich sister, right? Besides her, who else can help Ah Ye get rid of his internet addiction?]
In the crazy output of five people.
The other side is powerless to retain.
The crystal explodes.
Shi Ye didn't even look at the settlement interface and directly quit the game.
He saw the speculation on the public screen and did not hide it:
"Hehe, I'm going on a date."
"Another fight? Get lost, get lost."
"Yeah, my wife misses me! My! Wife! Misses! Me!"
"What does it have to do with me that you don't have a wife? That's my wife, so stop yelling."
Shi Ye couldn't wait to meet Mu Zhirui.
He admired his face in front of the camera.
Um......
Pretty handsome!
He once saw someone ranking the looks of the men his wives were married to.
He Shiye is actually ranked third?
laugh......
What kind of vision do you have?
He is clearly No. 1.
The boy on the screen is full of vitality. The only shortcoming is that he looks haggard after playing several games in a row.
Shi Ye frowned, becoming dissatisfied with himself.
It’s so hard to meet my wife, so I have to be in my best condition!
Otherwise, this track is so competitive, what if his wife dislikes him?
Ying Ying Ying!
"Just wait for me."
The audience in the live broadcast room looked confused.
Shi Ye disappeared from the camera for a while.
When she appeared again, she had a mask on her face and changed her clothes.
Shi Ye adjusted the camera's position to capture his entire body. "Can you give me some advice? What kind of clothes should I wear on a date to make my wife look at me for 0.1 seconds longer?"
Barrage:......
[Honey's Confidence: (Sighs) Love-brained, hopeless.]
In front of tens of thousands of people in the live broadcast room, Shi Ye put on a dress-up show.
He has tried all styles, including the mature style, the shota style, the college style, the mature man style, etc.
Because he was going to see his beloved, Shi Ye was not satisfied with himself at all.
As we all know, my wife has a lot of things going on outside.
Besides, those colorful flags are rolling around every day. Don’t think he doesn’t know that they look serious on the surface, but what kind of dirty things they send to their wives in private!
Oh.
Pei Yunchuan also looks unremarkable.
"Oh no, no, this dress makes my legs look too short."
"Wow, what kind of old uncle style is this? Is it all thanks to my face?"
"No, do you have any aesthetic sense? Is this what you call beautiful?"
The audience admired Shi Ye's appearance and made some suggestions.
[Honey's Confidence: If you ask me, wear a Wangzai milk jacket on the upper body, tight pants on the lower body, and pair them with moccasins. It would be best if you turned on a will-o'-the-wisp. Forget paying attention. Your wife will dream about you every night (heart)]
A Day Surrounded by Brodavi: Hilarious! That grey striped shirt is pretty cool, I think. It takes me right back to my school days.
[Azuma Miku: It really did make me dream back to my school days, and it reminded me of the fear of being dominated by my homeroom teacher (dog head) (dog head)]
Ah Zi: I'm really impressed. What kind of stupid ideas did you two come up with?
[The handsome guy number one of the Tokino family: If you are not so handsome and still have low self-esteem, how can I live? ]
[Coke Cola Cola Cola Cola: It's not that I have low self-esteem, it's mainly because I'm too messy. Look at that Chuan Chuan on Douyin, he dresses all over the place every day, like a fluttering moth. Then listen to the circles that someone makes, his voice is so beautiful. And then there's Yu Yin, he's a little older, but being older makes him more caring. He can't compare to the newcomers even when he's younger, so he's stuck in the middle. If he doesn't show some interest, will the rich ladies even remember him?]
[Help the crying: Host: It’s so hard for me! ]
"What do you mean I don't take anything? Oh, I'm annoyed just seeing you guys. I'm logging off." To be honest, Shi Ye's life used to be nothing but games. Although he was handsome and self-aware, he would not waste time on skin care.
And now.
The beauty salon’s cards are all covered for the whole year.
Even though he kept telling the outside world that he and Mu Zhirui were true love.
In fact, I was a little scared inside.
Handsome guys? She has plenty of them.
Money? Not bad at all.
Tokino couldn't imagine what she liked about him.
Especially her personality, which made him unable to grasp it. Even if she was saying sweet words to him the previous second, she could still go to the voice hall live broadcast room to spend money to win the heart of a new man the next second.
Tokino was really scared.
Afraid that she would not want him.
Facing the fitting mirror, Shi Ye took off the mask and touched his face. If there was one advantage that attracted her, it was that he did not approach her with the purpose of making profits.
Whether it was Pei Yunchuan or Cui Zhiyi, Yu Yin or Zhijin, their first encounter with her was more or less entangled with money.
But he is different from them.
Even when I didn't know who she was, I fell in love with her and couldn't help myself.
I guess that's why she likes it.
After thinking this through, Shi Ye put away his brief sensitivity.
He just needs to stick to himself and not forget his original intention, right?
After sending a WeChat message to Mu Zhirui, Shi Ye took a taxi to the airport.
He finally chose the style he liked.
After getting my hair done, I took a selfie and posted it on my social media.
——"On the way to see the stars"
——「Picture」「Picture」
I guess my rivals have received the news?
hum.
He did it on purpose!
When he thought of their jealous looks, Shi Ye wanted to laugh.
Just be angry.
The wife is flipping his brand! I guess his rivals have already received the news, right?
hum.
He did it on purpose!
When he thought of their jealous looks, Shi Ye wanted to laugh.
Just be angry.
The brand my wife turned over was his!
What does this mean?
It means my wife likes him the most!
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"R: Okay, send me a message when you get there and I'll have the housekeeper pick you up."
"Tokino: Thank you, wife (dog wags its tail)"
Shi Ye's journey to the airport was also not peaceful.
Like a big clingy puppy.
You have to report to her everything you do.
Mu Zhirui replied patiently.
If I see some interesting scenery, I will discuss it with him.
Here in Tokino, she seemed to have a lot of patience.
Shi Ye is always different.
"Tokino: Honey! I'm at the airport! I almost missed my flight (pitiful)."
"R: Okay~"
After replying to Shi Ye, there was news about other people.
The cell phone kept ringing.
Mu Zhirui's patience was limited, so she simply didn't reply.
Just as she was about to turn off her phone, another message popped up, attracting her attention.
"Zhijin: Sister, I received a love letter today. I told her that I have a girlfriend, but she didn't believe me."
"Zhijin: So distressed"
"Zhijin: Sister, I miss you so much. When can I stand in front of you openly?"
"Zhijin: Sister... I'm an adult..."
This is a naked invitation!
I have been maintaining a relationship with Zhijin for a long time.
It has not reached the final step.
It’s not that Mu Zhirui doesn’t like him, but that tender and watery face makes people want to bully him. Before, she was taking care of Zhijin’s studies, but now that the exams are over, it’s time to put it on the agenda.
Xiao Baicai can’t wait any longer. Will she still be a strong woman if she continues to endure?
After looking at the date, Mu Zhirui quickly put Zhijin on the schedule.
You have to be worthy of the money you spend.
Mu Zhirui likes Zhijin.
But it's just the love for pets.
She knew exactly why she spent money on him, so why wouldn't she eat? Impossible!
Received a reply.
Zhijin was so excited that she almost cried.
Very good!
My sister finally remembered him!
Now not only outsiders, but even people in his own department feel that he has fallen out of favor.
He also knew what Mu Zhirui was worried about before.
As soon as his business was finished, didn't he immediately offer himself to her?
Zhijin knew that he was a gigolo.
So he has to be a little more interesting and can't wait for her to call him. He has to take the initiative.
I tapped on my phone and made an appointment for a physical examination.
Zhijin smiled slightly, feeling a sense of security that was about to come true.
"Zhijin: Sister! I'll go get the medical examination report tomorrow morning!"