Chapter 400 Princess Sister-in-law, Heroine, Your Hands Are So Soft
Chapter 400 Princess Sister-in-law, Heroine, Your Hands Are So Soft
"Why don't you speak?"
"Old Wu, how do you know him?"
"Didn't you hear everything just now? How come you know him too?"
"Well... that's right. With your current status in the literary world, it's more than enough for you to join the Writers Association."
Le Wenyuan nodded, and then said: "I know him, but he doesn't know me..."
As he spoke, Le Wenyuan looked Wu Youde up and down, his tone somewhat sour.
"Old Wu, you are becoming more and more successful now, not bad, not bad, I am very happy!"
Wu Youde was too lazy to pay attention to him and said casually: "I think you should just take it easy on Margaret and me...
You don't have to think too highly of them. Aren't they all human after all? It's just that she has better reincarnation skills!
A mere old guard can win her favor, so are you and I not as good as an old guard?
Lao Le, since you can't do it, I have to do it.
If one day the princess becomes my woman, it will be a glory for my country!
When you come to visit my house, I will ask your princess sister-in-law to make coffee for you personally. Isn't this much better than having her be thousands of miles away from you and not being able to see you all year round?
Don’t you think this is the case?!”
Le Wenyuan: "..."
He stood there, neither moving nor speaking.
When Wu Youde walked a long way away, he suddenly waved his hand and shouted, "You son of a bitch, you must keep your word!!!"
In the second half of the sentence,
No matter how I listen to it, it feels like crying...
It seemed that she was biting her back teeth hard, so she was able to hold back her tears and shout.
Wu Youde didn't even turn his head, waved his hand, and walked away...
……
Coming back from the train station,
Wu Youde did not go home, but went to the Tianqiao Lake Pavilion.
Now that "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and "The Return of the Condor Heroes" have been completed, Wu Youde has already submitted the manuscripts to two newspapers.
It’s just that the newspaper hasn’t finished serializing it yet. As for the new book, it’s “The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber”, and the book has already been written for more than 100,000 words.
Therefore, he now has plenty of time and there is no need for him to stay at home typing every day. That would be like an ascetic monk and would be too boring.
It took more than half an hour to reach the Tianqiao Lake Pavilion by bicycle.
Although it is now late autumn and the weather is getting colder, the martial arts teahouse is still crowded with people, and there is a constant stream of people coming here to drink tea, chat, and watch martial arts performances.
Wu Youde parked the car.
As soon as I squeezed into the crowd, I saw a woman in red clothes. She performed some sword skills, then clasped her hands together and bowed. She also held a broad-backed sword in her hand. After clasping her hands, she turned around and left with the sword.
This series of actions is like flowing water.
It's neat, cool and handsome, pleasing to the eye, and I can't help but applaud!
Wu Youde also smiled knowingly, he had to admit that this girl with long legs was quite capable, for example, when it came to knife skills, he couldn't even compare to her.
The performance has come to an end now.
Some of the people dispersed, while others sat down to drink tea and chat.
Wu Youde went around to the back and found the long-legged Li Hongli who was sitting there drinking tea and taking a rest. "Lady, is anyone here?"
"Are you not a human?" Li Hongli, who was drinking tea, glanced at him and said rudely.
"..."
Wu Youde was somewhat speechless, and sat down by himself, dissatisfied and said: "You should have said that there is no one here, and please take a seat, young master, that's the correct way."
"Hmph~ Why call him young master? It would be better to just call him master." Li Hongli rolled his eyes.
"Haha, that's fine too, just yell and I'll hear it!"
"You wish! If I call you, will you dare to answer?"
"Oh~ Why wouldn't I dare? Forget about Master. Even if you call me husband, I will still agree. If you don't believe me, try it! "
"I bother!!"
Li Hongli put the tea bowl on the table, stared with eyes wide open and said angrily: "You'll be so beautiful!!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Wu Youde laughed, then changed the subject and said, "Hey! You're a girl, and you wield swords and sticks every day. Isn't that a bit bad?
There's nothing wrong with making a stick, just do it.
It’s this big knife…”
Wu Youde reached out and knocked on the big knife on the table, making a clanging sound. "Tsk tsk... Look at this, how scary..."
Scary?
Li Hongli almost spit out the tea in her mouth. She frowned slightly and tilted her head to look at Wu Youde with a strange expression on her face.
"No way? You are a master of dark energy, but you actually think a knife is... scary???"
"Well..."
"cough!"
Wu Youde coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Are you kidding? I'm afraid of a knife?
Do you have a brain? I'm obviously feeling sorry for you!
You are a girl, why do you want to play with knives? It is not pretty, not cute..."
"Humph!!"
Li Hongli snorted heavily and curled her lips, "I didn't ask you to see it, why do you care whether I look good or not? You are so self-indulgent!!"
Wu Youde smiled and said, "Are you not afraid that no one will dare to marry you in the future?"
"So what! If no one dares to marry me, I'll just live on my own. What's the big deal?!" Li Hongli held her head high, full of pride.
"No! This won't do!" Wu Youde suddenly turned serious and said in a very serious tone.
Eh?
His sudden change of expression, and his seriousness, immediately stunned Li Hongli. She couldn't help wondering: This guy is born in the Year of the Dog, why does he change his expression so quickly?
Li Hongli asked in dissatisfaction: "Why not? Why not?"
"because……"
Wu Youde looked at her and said calmly, word by word: "No one will marry you, so I will marry you."
???
!!!
Li Hongli was startled at first, then her eyes widened in shock, her long, thick eyelashes trembling... trembling...
immediately,
Her smooth and pretty face turned red in an instant.
"roll!"
"You stinking rascal!"
With a delicate shout, a long leg was lifted up, and then put down again.
"Humph! If you keep talking nonsense, I won't be polite to you!"
"Don't tell me when the time comes, or I'll beat you again..."
Wu Youde said with a smile: "It's okay, you can't beat me anyway, I'll just let you go."
"..."
Li Hongli was so angry that she snorted, "I can't beat you, but there's still my grandfather. I'll let my grandfather beat you!!"
"What if even your grandfather can't beat me?" Wu Youde asked with a smile.
"impossible!"
Li Hongli shook his head and said seriously: "My grandfather can definitely beat you!"
Wu Youde smiled and stopped nagging about it. Instead, he said with a smile, "If you want to hit me, I will let you hit me and will never fight back."
Whether it can be done is another matter.
Whether to say it or not is another matter.
There is no conflict between the two!
Having said that, this shows an attitude and is also a sweet bomb. How can you win the heart of a beauty without firing a bomb?
This is not,
As soon as Wu Youde said this, Li Hongli's face, which had just returned to normal, began to turn red again...
She turned her face away with a red face, holding the teacup and drinking tea without looking at Wu Youde.
"Shall I take you for coffee?"
"Don't go."
"Have you ever drunk it?"
"No, but I know that the black stuff tastes terrible, even worse than medicinal soup. I won't drink it!"
“It’s narrow, isn’t it?”
Wu Youde said with a smile: "Come on, I'll take you to drink some delicious coffee. Tea is good, but it's nice to change the taste occasionally."
"I won't go." Li Hongli refused sternly.
……
Golden Sunshine Cafe.
Of course, you can't go to your own store to pick up girls. Your own women are all in your own store, watching you pick up another girl...
How embarrassing is this?
So Wu Youde took Li Hongli to another cafe in Dazhalan.
Although Li Hongli said she didn't want to go, but after Wu Youde invited her again and again, she still followed him obediently...
Not only that, Wu Youde asked her to sit on the back of the bicycle and hug his waist, which was safer.
Although Li Hongli did not hug his waist, she grabbed the corner of his clothes.
……
"Try it. This is milk coffee."
"It's just adding some milk to the coffee, which dilutes the bitterness of the coffee and adds some milk flavor."
"This one is the same, but with more sugar, so it's sweeter. You can try it later."
Wu Youde pushed the two cups of coffee in front of him to Li Hongli and chuckled, "Try it!"
"You can't trust what you hear from others. You have to practice everything yourself."
Li Hongli looked down and was surprised to find that there was a white pattern on the brown liquid in the white porcelain cup in front of her.
She smelled a strong aroma again, which surprised her. This smell was...
It smells really good!!
"What is this? How was it painted there?"
“This is love.”
Wu Youde smiled and continued, "It's very simple to paint it. Just take a bag, fill it with thick milk and squeeze it on slowly.
However, please note that after squeezing it in, do not stir or shake it, the pattern above will remain for a while.
Come and try it, coffee tastes best when it’s hot.”
"Oh……"
Li Hongli nodded. She no longer resisted, nor could she resist. The aroma of the coffee was simply too fragrant and her mouth was watering.
She picked up the cup, put it to her lips, and took a sip...
Taste it.
Her eyes flickered and her eyelashes fluttered.
I took another sip, this time it was a bit bigger.
Taste it.
Li Hongli didn't say anything and concentrated on drinking coffee. After drinking half a cup, she seemed to feel that drinking it mouthful by mouthful was not enough. She kept drinking "ton ton ton ton..."
He drank the remaining half cup in one breath.
"Ha~~"
Li Hongli subconsciously reached out and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. As soon as she did this, she was startled and quickly looked up, and saw Wu Youde looking at her with a smile.
"..."
Li Hongli's pretty face turned red again, and she cursed herself for being careless.
She pursed her lips, sulked for a few seconds, then looked up at Wu Youde, "What are you laughing at?"
"Are you laughing at me for not looking like a girl at all?"
"Your behavior is rude and unsightly, isn't it?"
Wu Youde was startled for a moment, then his smile became even more pronounced. Seeing him like this, Li Hongli felt even more ashamed and angry.
She gritted her teeth and said angrily: "If you don't want to watch it, you don't have to watch it. I didn't force you to watch it, but this is how I am."
Wu Youde couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.
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