Chapter 114 The charm of purple
Chapter 114 The charm of purple
A size 39 foot stepped hard on the back of Jiang Fan's head, trampling his head into the broken floor tiles in the courtyard like a python passing through.
Jiang Fan could vaguely hear the sound of boots rubbing against his hair, and even the sneers of ants passing by him. He wanted to raise his head and blow to let that damn ant know the majesty of Long Zun, but there was a constant noise on the back of his head. The full force that came from him could only make his face close to the soil and his lips kiss the earth.
"Stupid dragon, why have you become more and more like a loach in the past seven hundred years?" Jingliu stepped on the back of Jiang Fan's head and looked at him coldly, "You haven't changed your glib tongue. Have you thought of your last words?"
The water-soaked soil was filled with a biting coldness and stuck to Jiang Fan's cheeks overwhelmingly. The smell of earthy soil came from all directions. He wanted to open his mouth to explain the cause and effect to Jingliu, but he opened his mouth. The wet soil stuck to his lips, making him want to spit it out.
Damn it! Is there any justice? Even if the person who greeted him again after more than 700 years was not a big hug, he would at least be greeted with a few greetings! Even if you want to interrogate me, can you give me a chance to speak?
Jiang Fan was about to cry at this moment. An hour ago, he was sitting on the super comfortable lounge chair under the eaves, sipping tea and sighing about life. He could snap his fingers and his lovely and filial granddaughter would run over to help him. Massage the shoulders, just like an ancient official.
But now his robe was torn to pieces by the sword, and his handsome and handsome face was covered with dirt and green buds, and there was a bright red slap mark, which was extremely eye-catching.
If Jingliu kicked him to the street at this time, he would probably be a Nine-Pocket Elder of the Beggar Clan with his outfit, and the position of leader would be just around the corner.
To be honest, except for the bright red slap mark on his face, the damage he suffered was almost negligible. Although Jingliu's boots were stepping on his head and rubbing continuously, the force was gentle compared to when he swung the sword. A lot.
He really wanted to raise his head and say to Jingliu, you can take off your boots and step on his face again. After all, these boots are expensive and made of the best materials. If they are stained with mud and blood, it will be a waste. These boots are not as convenient as bare feet, and they won't hurt your feet when you step on them.
But he just muttered these dirty words in his heart. If he really said it out loud, he would probably have a bright red palm print left on the right half of his face.
"Dear, I..."
"Ding!"
Jiang Fan stared at the sword blade that was so close in front of him, swallowed hard, and hesitated for a while: "Woman, spare your life...please listen to Xiaolong..."
"I'll give you three minutes." Jingliu raised his eyes and glanced at the clock hanging high on the wall in the room, his voice was cold and stern, "First, the whereabouts after the battle with Fengsao Medicine Master, second, these seven hundred years What you did, third, explain the reason why there is no news, fourth, think carefully about whether you have carried forward the tradition of your dragon clan in the past seven hundred years."
"Isn't three minutes a bit short..." Jiang Fan took a deep breath, turned his face and looked up at Jingliu.
"With three minutes of explanation and one minute of last words, you can make your choice." Jingliu stepped on Jiang Fan's face while staring expressionlessly at the sword edge covered with cold light.
Jiang Fan squinted his eyes and looked at Jingliu up and down, wishing he could rise up so that Jingliu would know what would happen if he offended him. However, after half a second, his arrogant arrogance suddenly withered, and he could only sigh, what would happen if he offended him. Just nothing happens.
Jiang Fan was silent for a while: "Do you believe me when I say Lan is a pig teammate?"
"Ah."
"Originally, I had a back-and-forth fight with the rich medicine man and the old stubborn Creeper, but that bastard Lan can shoot arrows without distinguishing between friend and foe. Then you know, I was seriously injured and the last medicine man I beat fled in panic, and Kree was beaten. Po screamed in pain, and I really wanted to run back to you, but that is the law of the universe, the fate of the Star God, and that is my majestic love for you..." Jiang Fan pursed his lips, and became more and more enthusiastic as he spoke. .
Jingliu lowered his eyes and listened quietly, and the force of his foot on Jiang Fan's face was much lighter, but at this moment, the cell phone that had been chopped off in the bricks in the distance began to vibrate, and the alarm sounded. It is particularly clear in the empty courtyard.
Jiang Fan was talking eloquently, but suddenly paused when his cell phone rang suddenly, with an incredible look in his eyes.
Damn it! Damn it! The mobile phone had been deliberately thrown by Jingliu's sword, and almost a third of it was cut off. All of this had already been part of Zhuge Jiangfan's plan.
But which company’s product is this damn mobile phone? The quality of the mobile phone is so good, you will die! If you can still receive phone calls after half of it is cut off, you’d think you were the Nokia of centuries ago.
Jingliu squinted her eyes and took in the changes in Jiang Fan's expression. She gently lifted her boots, intending to walk over and pick up the phone to answer it, so as to see who was calling the call that made Jiang Fan's expression change drastically. of.
But at this moment, the boots she lifted up were grabbed by someone, and then brought back by the force, and stepped on Jiang Fan's face again, with the soles of the shoes in close contact with Jiang Fan's face.
"Insolent! These three minutes are not over yet. How could I be distracted by harassing phone calls? Moreover, I feel that my repentance is not enough. I still need to repent and repent." Jiang Fan squinted his eyes and spoke sternly.
Jingliu glanced at Jiang Fan and said nothing. He just bent down and gently opened the zipper next to his boots, and then with a slight pull, his white and delicate feet stepped into the puddle.
Jiang Fan sadly held the boots in his arms, staring at Jingliu's back, his heartbeat constantly accelerating. He only hoped that the caller ID at this time was really a so-called harassing call, or that the phone suddenly exploded. , so everyone is happy.
Jiang Fan raised his head and turned towards the half-cut mobile phone in the pile of bricks and tiles. As Jingliu bent down to pick up the mobile phone, his heart beat violently, as if it was about to jump out of his throat. With the help of the sunlight filtering through the gaps between the clouds, He finally saw the incomplete name on the caller ID on the phone.
‘female loser’
Holy shit! Jiang Fan hugged Jingliu's boots tightly in his arms. He had never felt that Xing, a loser, was so reliable, and he had never felt that he was so excited to receive a call from Xing. At this moment, he could not wait to hold Xing's hand. She pulled her to the center of the Interstellar Garbage Station, waved her hand and told her, this is the country I bestow upon you.
Jingliu blew the dirt on half of the screen of his mobile phone and glanced sideways at Jiang Fan, only to find that compared to his expression a dozen seconds ago, he now had his head held high, his eyes straight, looking magnanimous and magnanimous. appearance.
She looked away and gently swiped the screen to answer the call. The moment it showed answer, Xing's loud voice came through the remaining speaker.
"Jiang Fan! You are dead! Let me tell you, the Black Tower has already driven the space station to chase you. I give you six hours to rush to the Longmen Inn and surrender!"
"You must not think about running away! You must not think about leaving Luofu by starship, then transferring to the train, and then running to Coleman's planet in the Alves galaxy to remain anonymous! I tell you! You Boy, if I catch you, you will be dead! I will kill you in minutes!"
"Dududu..."
Jingliu raised his head and turned sideways to look at Jiang Fan, but found that Jiang Fan's face had stepped down at some point, like an eggplant beaten by frost, and even his eyes were evasive, as if he was guilty of committing a crime.
Jiang Fan's thoughts were never a secret in front of her. Even though he didn't have that eye-catching and iconic dragon tail, she could tell by his eyes and the small movements of pinching his fingers that this so-called black tower was about to happen. He is not an ordinary person, and his relationship is not ordinary either.
"Black Tower...who is he?"
"She...I said I was reincarnated and projected consciousness, do you believe it?" Jiang Fan grinned with a forced smile, trying to win Jingliu's short-term trust with his sincere eyes.
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This picture is so vivid, I want to post it in every chapter!
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