Chapter 175: Bickering in the Car
Chapter 175: Bickering in the Car
Jiang Shiyu squinted at Yan Zeyu and snorted coldly: "Yan Zeyu, look at your hair, it's as messy as a chicken coop, and you don't know how to tidy it up. It affects my mood!"
Upon hearing this, Yan Zeyu's eyes widened and he immediately fought back: "How dare you say that to me? Look at yourself, you laugh like an idiot, you have no image at all!"
Jiang Shiyu was so angry that his face turned red. He raised his voice and shouted, "What's wrong with me smiling? It's better than you having a stern face all day long, as if everyone owes you money!"
Yan Zeyu was not to be outdone, and crossed his arms over his chest: "Humph, I'm cool, unlike you, who are childish like a child who hasn't grown up!"
Jiang Shiyu was so angry that he stamped his feet: "Who are you calling childish? I think you are the one who is still breastfeeding!"
Yan Zeyu curled his lips: "Oh, you can't win the argument and you start to make trouble?"
Jiang Shiyu pointed at Yan Zeyu's nose and said, "Don't be so complacent. If we weren't in this car, I would have taught you a lesson!"
Yan Zeyu raised his chin provocatively: "Come on, who's afraid of who? I want to see how capable you are!"
At this time, Jiang Shiwen couldn't stand it anymore, turned around and shouted: "Can you two stop arguing for a while! If you keep arguing, the car will be overturned by you!"
The two glared at each other, snorted at the same time, then turned their heads away, muttering softly.
Jiang Shiyu muttered: "I'll spare you this time."
Yan Zeyu also whispered back: "I don't need your mercy, I will leave you speechless next time."
But after a while, Jiang Shiyu couldn't help but say, "Yan Zeyu, your sitting posture is too ugly!"
Thus, a new round of quarrels began...
Jiang Shiyu rolled his eyes and said, "Yan Zeyu, look at your taste. You dress like a palette, all colorful and eye-catching!"
Yan Zeyu shot back: "What do you know? I call this fashion, unlike you, who have been wearing black and white for thousands of years, like an antique!"
Jiang Shiyu put his hands on his hips, "Humph, even an old antique is better than your random outfit! Do you think you are a fashion icon? I think you are more of a fashion disaster!"
Yan Zeyu gritted his teeth in anger, "Jiang Shiyu, can you please not be so mean? I think you are just jealous that I am more attractive than you!"
Jiang Shiyu burst out laughing, "You? Charming? Your self-righteous look is simply hilarious!"
Yan Zeyu's eyes widened. "Try to smile again or I'll sew your mouth shut!"
Jiang Shiyu was not afraid at all, "Come on, sew it yourself, I'll see if you dare!"
Yan Zeyu was so angry that his face turned red, "Don't think I don't dare, I just don't want to argue with you!"
Jiang Shiyu pushed further, "Oh my, oh my, if you don't dare, then you don't dare, and you're still making excuses!"
Yan Zeyu pointed at Jiang Shiyu and said, "Jiang Shiyu, don't go too far! Wait until we get off the car and see how I deal with you!"
Jiang Shiyu looked disdainful, "I'm waiting, who's afraid of who!"
At this time, Jiang Shiwen shook his head helplessly, "Can you two behave yourself? What's the point of quarreling?"
The two of them said in unison: "What the hell is it to you!" Then they glared at each other and continued arguing.
Jiang Shiyu said: "Yan Zeyu, the way you eat looks like a starving ghost reincarnated!"
Yan Zeyu retorted: "You are rude when you eat, like a bandit!"
Jiang Shiyu jumped up, "Who do you say is the bandit?"
Yan Zeyu also stood up. "I'm talking about you. What's the matter?"
The two quarreled fiercely, and the whole carriage was filled with the smell of gunpowder.
Jiang Shiwen couldn't stand the endless quarrel between the two. Veins popped out on his forehead and he shouted at his younger brother, "Stop the car!" The car suddenly stopped on the side of the road. Jiang Shiwen turned his head, his eyes wide open, and said fiercely to the two people behind him, "Get out of here if you want to quarrel!"
This roar was like a thunderclap exploding in the carriage. Suddenly, the whole carriage became quiet, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
Yan Zeyu and Jiang Shiyu seemed to be under a spell and sat down obediently. No one dared to say a word. They sat on each side, ignoring each other as if they were angry.
Jiang Shiwen watched the two finally calm down, and his expression eased a little. He took a long breath and said to the driver, "Drive, keep going."
The car restarted and drove forward. Jiang Shiyu secretly glanced at Yan Zeyu, and when he saw that he didn't respond, he quickly turned his head back. Yan Zeyu folded his hands in front of his chest, looking out the window, but he was still secretly competing in his heart.
The atmosphere in the car was still somewhat tense, but there was no longer the fierce quarrels as before.
The car continued to move forward. Although Yan Zeyu and Jiang Shiyu no longer quarreled out loud, they started to compete with each other in their actions.
Yan Zeyu deliberately stretched his legs out to block Jiang Shiyu's way. Seeing this, Jiang Shiyu glared at him fiercely, then pushed Yan Zeyu's legs back. Yan Zeyu was not to be outdone, and slammed his shoulder into Jiang Shiyu. Jiang Shiyu also hit back with his elbow without hesitation.
The two of them fought back and forth, and although no sound was made, their physical movements became more and more intense. Jiang Shiwen saw this scene through the rearview mirror, and turned his head in anger. He was about to scold them, but then he closed his mouth helplessly, thinking to himself: As long as these two guys don't make a noise and affect me, let them be.
Yan Zeyu secretly glanced at Jiang Shiyu, and when he was not prepared, he stretched out his hand to scratch Jiang Shiyu's waist. Jiang Shiyu shuddered all over and almost cried out. He gritted his teeth and stretched out his hand to pull Yan Zeyu's ear. Yan Zeyu dodged flexibly and made a provocative face.
Jiang Shiyu was completely enraged, and he suddenly pounced on Yan Zeyu, and the two of them wrestled with each other instantly. But they both remembered not to make a sound, so they held their breath, blushed, and silently fought in their seats.
The car suddenly jolted, and both of them lost their balance and almost fell. Jiang Shiwen finally couldn't stand it anymore and shouted, "Are you two done yet? Get out of the car if you keep doing this!"
The two men were frightened by the roar and froze in place. After a moment, they quietly sat back in their original seats. They were still angry, but did not dare to make any big movements.
After a while, Yan Zeyu secretly kicked Jiang Shiyu's shoes. Jiang Shiyu immediately kicked back. Jiang Shiwen looked back, and the two of them quickly pretended nothing had happened.
Even though they stopped arguing loudly, they kept making small moves, going back and forth, neither of them giving in. Jiang Shiwen shook his head helplessly, and simply closed his eyes, deciding not to care about these two troublesome guys, as long as they didn't bother him.
As the car drove along, the "silent war" between Yan Zeyu and Jiang Shiyu continued, but they were much more restrained. Occasionally, they would secretly roll their eyes at each other, or give each other a gentle push.
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