flstandardbreds Chapter 239: Geto Suguru is a girl
Chapter 239: Geto Suguru is a girl
I think that if there were ten buckets of bamboo shoots in the world, ninety-nine percent of them would be taken away by Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru.
If Panda doesn't get his rations, it's all their fault.
My Jie, my empty-headed Jie, who is as silly as a white lotus, has only been in contact with Gojo Satoru for a short time, one hour? Two hours? The speed of assimilation is too fast!
I have never seen such a strange request.
Jie, you're just a stand-in, why are you so active? I'm not giving you any bonus.
"Emm... this, this." I looked at the two of them, hesitant to speak, trying to save the situation, "That is, do you think this is necessary?"
"This is also to better meet your needs, Kiri-chan." Xia Yujie looked at me with a smile, "I will try my best."
"But...but I don't have anything to say." I felt a little distressed. "This one is Geto Suguru, and that one is also Geto Suguru. What's the difference?"
“You’re already very similar just by being yourself.”
"I know, I know." Gojo Satoru immediately raised his hands and shouted, "I know the difference!"
"Wu-chan, didn't you say that in your world, Jie didn't die, and there is no such thing as resurrection? If that's the case, then the two Jies can't be the same!"
.......Why wasn’t your memory so good when I asked you to call me teacher before?
"Just tell us, what's wrong with talking?" He winked and said coquettishly.
Do you think you are cute like this?
I looked at Geto Suguru for the last time and he didn't say anything.
I:"........"
I have to listen, I have to listen. It's all because of you who forced me to do it. Don't blame me.
Taking a deep breath, I said seriously, "In that world, Jay and I are very good sisters, the kind that can wear the same skirt."
"Okay, sis?"
"A, a skirt?"
"Is it not possible?" I said to Gojo Satoru, "In this world, you are a boy and I am a girl. In another world, Geto Suguru is also a girl. It's normal, right?"
Gojo Satoru: “….”
"Later, when he was studying in a technical college, Jie suddenly became depressed......"
“And then he defected as well?” Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows and asked inquiringly.
"No, I didn't defect." After retorting unhappily, I glanced at Gojo Satoru and said, "Please don't interrupt me, classmate."
".......Alright." He sighed helplessly, "Then please continue speaking, Mr. Gojo."
"Jie suddenly became depressed and said he wanted to venture into the entertainment industry." I added this last sentence contentedly, waiting for their reactions.
"Break into the entertainment industry?!" Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru repeated in unison.
“That’s right.” I continued, eyes wide open and not showing any guilt, “They insisted on getting me to debut as a comedy idol artist.”
“In fact, there are reporters who have interviewed us and are chasing us for our autographs!”
These are all true things that happened, I am not lying.
Geto Suguru: "...comedy, idol, entertainer group?"
"Yes, with my looks and your comedic abilities, this combination makes perfect sense, right?"
I gave him a thumbs-up and performed with my hands and feet: "We have only debuted for three days, and we already have so many fans. Everyone likes us so much when they see us."
"I see." Gojo Satoru nodded and said, "So Kiri-chan later became a celebrity."
"No." If this story continues smoothly, it won't be interesting at all, so I made another sharp turn, "The matter of debuting was known by Mr. Ye Mo, and he beat us up severely and ordered us to quit the circle."
"So, you guys are back at the technical high school?"
"No." I crossed my arms, placed them on my chest and shook my head, "Jenning would never go back."
"So for her idol career, she chose to work for the Panxing Cult," I said, "and then she captured a large group of believers with her personal charm and became the leader of the cult."
This wave, all leading to the same destination!
"After becoming the leader, she still didn't forget the sisters who had shared hardships with her." I concluded, "So she promoted both me and Xiaozi to deputy leaders of Panxing Sect, and we started our own business happily from then on."
Geto Summer remained silent.
Gojo Satoru said: "....... Kiri-chan, your experience is really full of twists and turns."
"So what?" I gave him a sharp look. "You asked them to tell you, but you didn't believe it after they told you. What do you want?"
If such a bizarre story could fool them, it would be a miracle.
But so what? If you have the guts, just go into another fictional world and find evidence to expose me.
Is there anyone in the world who is kinder than me who can spare the time and energy to treat them perfunctorily?
"Alright, alright." Gojo Satoru muttered, "Isn't it enough if I believe you?"
"So, Jay." I pointed at his chest and said, "Since you want to be a qualified stand-in, then put on women's clothes and go shopping with me."
I still remember that he sold me to Gojo Satoru, so I said maliciously, "By the way, she can also put on makeup."
"Eye shadow, eyeliner, blush, lipstick, glitter, highlighter..." I counted them one by one and asked, "It just so happens that I bought a set before. Do you want me to give them all to you?"
In fact, I haven't even used these things much myself.
It was purely because when Gojo Satoru was still in the Prison Gate, we went on a large purchase and spent a lot of money at once. It was given to us by the merchant.
It is still in the closet in the cloakroom and I have no plans to take it away.
Geto Summer Oil: “…..Mist-chan….”
Haha, are you scared? Are you scared? I'll let you betray me.
"What's wrong?" I crossed my arms and glanced at him. "Didn't you say you should do the job of a stand-in? Now you can't even do this?"
"No." He shook his head gently and smiled, "I can totally accept that. That's what I do."
"Emm...but." He stroked his chin and thought, "I think..."
You still feel that it is a bit inappropriate and want to refuse, right?
I looked at him leisurely, ready to listen to the excuses from the black-hearted fox.
Then I heard him say: "But just putting on makeup doesn't seem to be enough. The differences between girls and boys are not only reflected in their faces."
"Your posture, eyes, movements, and even the tone of your voice all need some adjustments."
As he spoke, he closed his eyes and cleared his throat. When he opened his eyes, the look he gave me changed.
"Wist," he said, "Would it be more like her if I spoke in this voice?"
It’s the royal sister’s voice.
I:"........!!!!!"
It's Yujie Yin! How did she do that? It's so scary!
I took half a step back in a daze, and felt half of my body going numb and I felt unwell.
"What?" Seeing my incompetent reaction, Gojo Satoru was very dissatisfied. He pressed against my back and said, "I can do this!"
As he spoke, he leaned close to my ear, lowered his voice, and said sweetly, "Ounesan, are you happy if I talk to you in this voice?"
Could you please not have such a strange competitive spirit in this area?
........Happy, happy, happy at all, what does it mean, do you think such an attack can make me surrender? !
No, I want to let them know that I am not a woman that can be easily manipulated. I have plenty of strength and means.
"Wait a minute." I stood up suddenly, rushed to the cloakroom, and shouted, "Aren't you going to put on makeup? I'll get the props now!"