Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Chapter 238 Yes, You Are the Stand-in

I'm so stupid, really.

If I had known that Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru were in cahoots with each other, had linked up all the information, and were just waiting to catch them in the jar, I wouldn't have been so slow to just sit there and wait for death.

Also, it’s already the third world, and everyone’s memories have been replayed over and over again, so why are these two still holding on to the stand-in joke?

Do you like being a stand-in so much?!

And why did I cry so hard that night? It was just that the wind and rain were a little strong!

I really miss the first world.

At that time, there was no Bai Yueguang, no substitute, only a Xia Yujie who came from another world and didn't know Gojo Satoru at all.

Maybe I should consider pretending to have amnesia someday. Yes, I should have done this from the beginning, amnesia, not remembering anything, and asking who you are and I don’t know you when I see anyone with a confused look on my face.

What a good excuse, why didn’t I use it!

There are also Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru.

Take the second round for example. They were still in their incomplete forms and relied on the fact that I was their physical training instructor and they were able to get away with it by fooling around a little.

Now, the evolution is over, these two are staring at me hungrily, and the evidence is so solid. I dug every pit myself, and I can't even deny it. How can I explain it?

Ahhhhh, this is so annoying. Am I going to say that there has never been any parallel world, and that the real person and the substitute are the same person, but you just don't know it?

Who would believe this? Even I want to laugh when I hear this reason.

I couldn't run away. After three seconds of silence, I put my hands down, closed my eyes, raised my head, and shouted loudly: "Yes, I am shouting for the Geto Suguru in the parallel world. I just regard you as his substitute."

"Every time I see this identical face, I will think of him." I covered my eyes with my hands in despair. "Since we are the same person in a parallel world, it's okay for me to have a meal replacement, right?"

"It won't cause any loss to you anyway," I said. "Think about it, being a stand-in won't cost you anything."

I won’t be like the male protagonist in the domineering novel, who tortures his double to death and pinches his face and says, “You are not as good as her in any way. You are just a substitute.”

There won't really be a white moonlight coming over and making me act indecisive and indecisive in front of them.

The most important thing is that we are not in a relationship, so there is no question of who owes whom... Thinking in this way, it is already very professional!

"Kiri-chan..." Gojo Satoru twitched his lips, "Are you just going to admit it so bluntly?"

"Yes, that's who I am." I stood up, trying to maintain a shameless and self-righteous attitude, "I think you have opened your eyes today."

"As everyone knows, Geto Suguru in the parallel world is also Geto Suguru." I said, "I am Gojo Kiri, Geto Suguru is my best friend, and he is also Geto Suguru."

I swallowed my saliva, trembled slightly, and said, "As my best friend, it is only natural that you forgive this insignificant mistake!"

Xia Youjie: “………”

Hehe.... This is a super standard statement made by a scumbag woman. She is so shameless and impudent that I want to jump up and slap myself a few times just by listening to it.

I really didn't have the courage to look at Xia Yujie's expression, so I could only close my eyes and pretend that I didn't know what I said.

The living room fell completely silent, with only the sound of my unsteady breathing.

"Ah..." Xia Youjie sighed deeply and said, "Okay then."

"Eh?" I was stunned, opened my eyes, and stared at him blankly, "Jie, this is how you react."

"What else can I do?" He rubbed my head helplessly and said with a smile, "Since things have become like this, what can I do?"

"As long as you're happy, I'll accept being your substitute."

Gojo Satoru: “….”

I:"........."

I was completely dumbfounded.

"No." I wondered, "You are so angry that your brain is damaged."

"If it doesn't work, you can beat me up." I said calmly, "I will give you the freedom to do anything. As long as you don't hit me in the face, I will accept everything."

"Kiri-chan." He stroked my cheek with his warm fingers, brushed some hair away, and said softly, "It's okay, I'm willing. No matter who you are looking at through my face, I accept it."

I looked back at Gojo Satoru. He was also shocked and looked dazed.

Today, Geto Xiayou's speech brought both of us into a new world...

Gojo Satoru took a deep breath, sat down, and muttered something under his breath.

I originally thought he was going to condemn my behavior, but when I listened closer, I realized that what he was talking about was - a green tea man.

I:"........."

This is your point, complaining about Geto Suguru's behavior as a green tea?

"Now that we've talked about it," I said with difficulty, "How about I withdraw first?"

"Wait." Xia Youjie smiled happily and said, "Wu-chan, since you want me to be your stand-in, you have to provide me with more details so that I can learn it properly."

? ? ? ?

Do you want to listen more? Do you want to learn more?

Why don't you just dig a hole and bury me in it?

"But, but..." I panicked and looked at Gojo Satoru, trying to ask for help.

“Great!” Gojo Satoru clapped his hands, his eyes lit up, “A stand-in should have such basic qualities.”

"Come, Wu-chan, sit here." He waved at me and said cheerfully, "Let's listen to the glorious deeds of Geto Summer Oil in the parallel world."