flstandardbreds Chapter 351 The title becomes Melusin
Chapter 351 The title becomes Melusin
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
【Walnut: So you're waiting here.】
【Zhongli: From a universal perspective, I have no interest in the position of ruling life.】
Wendy: That's right, just like I don't want to be the God of Wind.
Phanes: Okay, okay, whoever wants to be the ruler can be the ruler. I won't be the ruler.
【Nibelungen: I can, I can.】
[Fanes: You're involved in everything. Just shut up.]
[Ding, reward for the ruling life and death book]
[The Book of Life and Death records the good and bad deeds done in life. Can it more effectively determine what a person will become in the next life?]
[Ying: The main goal is to create an underworld in Teyvat.]
Luo Yu: Then can I also imitate the Great Sage?
【elf:?】
【Ying: It’s not you】
Xiao: Oh
[Ding, reward: Xiao grows ten centimeters taller]
【Fushe: How come I didn’t see that? 】
[Hu Tao: The Demon-Subduing Great Sage has indeed grown quite a bit taller.]
[Luo Yu: This time it’s not a three-point-five-inch immortal.]
Xiao: Disrespectful to the Immortal Master
[Ding, Zhongli will be rewarded with a highly collectible atlas.]
【Osel: Hmm? Good stuff】
[Hu Tao: I have a feeling that if you dare to move, you will never want to come out again in this life.]
[Osel: A true man is not afraid of death. If you have the guts, kill me in Liyue.]
[Ding, reward: Dr. Dotorei's passive skill, Dark Constitution.]
[You have a bad physique, and all the blame will be automatically put on you.]
[Hu Tao: This time, I really came from another world, Sun Xiaochuan]
【Charlotte: This is a good news headline.】
[Ding, reward for Navilette's passive skill, drinking water, critical hit]
[Drinking water will cause a critical hit. Drinking water will give you a 0.0000001% chance of becoming stronger.]
[Funina: Doesn't that mean I can keep getting stronger as long as I'm lucky?]
[Lei Movie: This reminds me of the hillbilly who could become stronger by eating sunset fruit]
[Nibelungen: Great, the future of the dragon race is here.]
【Apep: This generation of water dragons is stronger than the previous generation.】
[Nibelungen: Don't mention those awful things.]
[Ding, the video is about to play. Everyone here is a loser.]
【Luo Yu: That’s exactly what I wanted to say.】
[Fanes: I hope you can always maintain your strength. ]
[Nibelungen: Oh my~ Why is Sky Island suddenly bombed? 】
Apep: It must be that Phanes has done many evil things and is now being punished.
[Fanes: Oh my~ Why was Nibelungen hit by the Frost Nail? ]
【Ronaval: This must be Nepoleon's retribution for his many evil deeds.】
……
The video begins with the two sides arguing with each other.
Fontainebleau, Château de Morand
"Comrades, we gather here today because of sad and heartbreaking news."
Finina looked at the other five gods.
Nashida: "Director Fernina, is it possible that your [Old Single Dragon] is getting married again?"
Lei Movie: "I think it's possible that they're getting divorced again."
[Nibelungen: To be honest, the Water Dragon King is only 500 years old, still a child.]
[Walnut: Is this the immortal seed?]
[Xingqiu: We are now considered immortals.]
"Stop interrupting me, both of you. Stay serious. Northland Bank is planning to invest 880,000 pink balls in us [Seven Gods Pictures] to let us shoot a promotional video."
Wendy: "Funina, what's your family background like? Does your family own a mine? Even 880,000 pink balls are sad and heartbreaking news to you now?"
[Ying: 88 pink balls, is that a lot? I don’t think so.]
"But they have another condition, which is that the [Fourth Leader of the Fatui] must bring in money to play the leading role."
Zhongli: "From a common sense perspective, this isn't bad news. I think the Fatui officers are easy to get along with, and most importantly, they're rich."
Mavica: "I agree with Mr. Zhongli. The Fatui Executor is indeed a [person with hemorrhoids]. His only shortcoming is that he loves to sleep."
【Ying: What a joke from hell.】
【Tartaria: This is not funny.】
"But the executioner is Alechino. You have no idea how bloody and cruel she is."
"Looking at her face, you can tell she's either completely devoid of conscience or extremely poor and evil. She has a face that means she's destined for life imprisonment or even death."
"When our little one in Fontaine cries at night, the adults just need to say 'Alechino is here' and the child will stop crying."
【Linnie: Father is not like that.】
[Funina: This is what I said in the video and has nothing to do with me.]
Servant Alechino: Don't worry, Lady Finina. I can distinguish between the video and reality.
Seeing that Furninna looked frightened, Yingbao was puzzled.
"I remember the Fatui officers were all weaklings, the kind that could be killed instantly with one strike."
Kujo Sara: The General is invincible. The Fatui officers are nothing but chickens and dogs in front of him.
【Rustan: There are still people among the executive officers who dare to challenge the Thunder God.】
[Ms. Rosalyn: Rustan (angry.jpg)]
【Ying: @Rustan, haven't you finished the storyline? 】
【Rustan: I was busy sparring with the young master and had no time to play.】
"Aying, don't compare yourself to Funina. After all, all she does all day is show off 20-pound cakes. She can't do anything else."
"Asking her to work with Arecino is like asking a dance blogger to cook or a film blogger to dance. It's really a mismatch between their professions."
[Funina: @Wendy, Fengshen, what do you mean by this? ]
Wendy: Hey
[Funina: Hey, what do you mean? I'm going to sue you for slandering the Water God.]
Wendy: I'm innocent. I want to see my lawyer.
[Luo Yu: Hello, sir! I'm your lawyer. Do you need me to shovel the Fontaine?]
Wendy: I think jail time isn't so bad.
Finina wasn't angry at Wendy's words. Instead, she shook her head and said, "Wendy, you're being too conservative. Alechino and I have conflicting attributes. I can't defeat him even if I try my best."
"When I saw her, it was like a marginal anchor being checked by the Internet police. At the very least, she would be exhausted, and at the worst, she would die on the spot."
[Cleave: But my full-life Water God makes it easy to solo Pepe!]
【Klee: Klee also wants to max out the Water God.】
[Alice: Baby, your Prentis is the strongest character, no doubt about it.]
【Luo Yu: I should have given myself a blessing when I drew the lottery.】
……
Seeing how unconfident Fernina was, Nashida said with a look of disappointment: "Ms. Fernina, God cannot, or at least should not, be so self-deprecating."
"You are a water god after all, not some delicate queen."
"Remember, the outcome is uncertain. You and I are both dark horses."
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