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Chapter 350 Return



Chapter 350 Return

[Thanks to the leader of the Rotten Fish Group for the contribution]

[Ding, please choose one of the following rewards, Funina]

1. Judgment of Heaven

【2. Approval Days】

Phanes: I created humanity, established civilization, repelled forbidden knowledge, defended Teyvat with the Frost Nail, presided over the resolution of the Kanrea crisis, and sacrificed my power to fall asleep.

[Yan Fei: According to normal history, the Nibelungen are the orthodox of Teyvat, and you should be charged with burglary and intentional homicide]

Nibelung: Lord of Heaven!

[Fernina: The trial of Phanes is meaningless, what is the second heaven? ]

[Ding, a powerful being named [Heaven] appears randomly in all the heavens and worlds.]

[Navilette: Ms. Funina, I don’t recommend you choose this.]

[Navia: That’s right, if we get the Lord of the Wasteland here, it will be over.]

[Ding, the system guarantees absolute safety]

[Funina: I choose 2]

[Ding, selection successful]

[Ding, the defendant is in place, and the evidence has been sent to Funina.]

The system voice stopped and the screen switched to the Opikle Opera House. At this moment, Funina was standing in the plaintiff's seat looking at the evidence.

And in the dock was a pink melushin.

[Ying: Is this system...wait, pink Melusin]

Phanes: It can’t be…

[Wendy: God bless you, please don’t do that]

【Luo Yu: Unfortunately, it’s me】

[Funina: Is it too late for me to give up this reward now?]

[Ding, the reward can be collected, but Luo Yu will not transmit it away]

【Ying: bad luck】

Finally, the trial began.

After Funina finished reading the evidence, Luo Yu admitted it decisively.

then

Luo Yu was sentenced to 5000 years in prison for intentional homicide.

On the way, he was sentenced to an additional 200 years in prison for threatening the gods.

[Ding, today's video and Q&A are over. See you tomorrow, everyone.]

Although the system is offline, the live broadcast room is still lively.

Wendy: Your business is done.

Luo Yu: It's already been done. I accidentally broke the space and I don't know where it went. If the system hadn't given me the coordinates, I wouldn't be able to get back.

[Ying: Didn't you say that your spiritual power can extend to the entire universe?]

[Luo Yu: Is there a possibility that I'm not even in the universe?]

【Wendy: What I'm curious about now is, can you leave? 】

【Luo Yu: Even justice didn't drive me away, but you did.】

[Fanes: Do you dare to move the gun hanging above the Sky Island?]

【Luo Yu: Hey】

Today's Teyvat can be said to be particularly lively

Among them, Mellow Petersburg is the most famous.

"I'm sorry, Lady Finina, we really don't have room here, and it would be better if two adults personally inspected this level of criminal."

Leosley said this and then closed the door.

Finina and Navelette looked at each other and nodded.

……

&34;So you were expelled from Fontaine, right?&34;

Zhongli looked speechlessly at Luo Yu who was eating and drinking across from him.

"They are so blind that they would expel a national treasure like me from the country. Only they would think of doing that."

Zhongli actually wanted to say that he also wanted to expel him, but he knew that the other party would not listen, so he just let him do it.

Anyway, I am not the Rock God now.

The next day

[Ding, the video is about to play, Morax is plotting to usurp the throne]

[Fanes: What a niche title.]

Xiao: Willing to follow the Emperor.

Zhongli: Ahem, Your Majesty, you're joking. We have no intention of resisting at all.

[Fanes: I noticed you were pretty quick when you gave the Heart of God to me.]

Zhongli: From a common sense perspective, I'm just following the contract.

The video starts with the background of Sky Island, and the main characters are the confused Xiao and the Ruler of Life.

"Where is this?"

"You are already dead, and I am now going to decide where you will go after death"

As the Ruler of Life spoke, two balls of light appeared above his head, one black and one white, with the words Hell and Heaven written on them respectively.

"Will I go to heaven?"

"No, the Book of Life and Death records that you have accumulated too much sin of killing. You will go to hell and become a devil."

As soon as these words were spoken, Xiao remained silent, his eyes showing 3 parts understanding, 3 parts confusion, and 4 parts of a sense of entitlement.

&34;Let me see what kind of devil you will become?&34;

"Succubus?"

After the Ruler of Life pronounced the verdict, he looked at Xiao with a strange look.

[Walnut: There was a bit of a sad atmosphere, but it was gone in an instant.]

[Ying: Is she a succubus like me? ]

[Luo Yu: Your succubus physique seems different from what I remember.]

[Ying: Just tell me, do you feel like becoming my sworn brother?]

Luo Yu: You're right, if my status could be lowered to that of Phanes, perhaps your ability would actually work on me.

[Fanes: If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb.]

After Xiao left, our retired old man Deng Zhongmou from Teyvat appeared

Ruler of Life: "The Book of Life and Death records that you gave money to beggars, assisted the poor and elderly in Liyue, and even donated all your money to charity?"

"Yes, that's right, it's me."

Zhong had a calm expression on his face, and the rich people behind him were also blessing him.

It was just because he was too excited that the words he said were muted.

【Wendy: The old man is such a good man! 】

[Master Liuyunjiefeng: What else do you think?]

【Zhongli: Based on universal reason, this is what I should do.】

[Hu Tao: Then shouldn't you pay the bill with your own money?]

Scene 1: The reincarnated ruler kept looking at the doctor and the Book of Life and Death, and then spoke.

"Why is there no record of you in the Book of Life and Death? Tell me what you have done?"

"Take the abandoned child home and raise him to be a good person again."

&34;Protecting the newly born gods in a greenhouse to nurture them&34;

"Research on the demonic scale disease benefits Xumi, and through surgery, people can be reborn."

[Ying: Bringing children home with instruments is like taking orphans for human experiments.]

[Walnut: Protecting a newly born god is equivalent to imprisoning the god.]

[Amber: And also injecting demon residue into the human body.]

[Tartaria: Now that you mention it, Lao To, you were truly born!]

[Doctor Dottore: It's just a necessary sacrifice for the experiment.]

"You've done so many good things? Then why are you called Sun Xiaochuan?"

I saw that Duo Tore's name on the Book of Life and Death was crossed out and changed to Sun Xiaochuan, and next to it was Nashida's words "Do all the bad things"

【Hu Tao: Can someone explain what this is? 】

【Luo Yu: Just think of this as a term for being born in another world.】

【Ying: No matter what happens, just blame it on him.】

[Tartaria: So, isn't Lao Tuo the Sun Xiaochuan from another world?]

【Pierre Piero: Ajax, you're talking too much.】

The scene changed again. The ruler of life looked at the Book of Life and Death, and then looked at Villette.

"Do you like water?"

"Eight cups a day, I feel uncomfortable if I don't drink any more"

"Humph! The people of Fontaine are made of water. Since you love drinking water so much, I seriously suspect you are related to the serial disappearance of young girls in Fontaine!"

[Taddaglia: It's so familiar. I remember when I was 19, I was also mistaken for the murderer over 20 years ago.]

[Navilette: This is indeed our fault.]

[Fukaros: Yes, it's all Violet's fault.]

[Navia: It’s raining again]

Navelette raised his mace and hit the ruler of life on the head. "Nonsense," he said, and immediately ran away.

Zhongli also took the opportunity to kick the Ruler of Life into hell and became the Ruler of Life himself.

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]

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