flstandardbreds Chapter 349 Cooperative Management
Chapter 349 Cooperative Management
[Ding, the video is about to play, Liyue Banxian]
[Walnut: What is a half-immortal?]
Xingqiu: I feel like he's what's called a disciple of an immortal.
[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: Well, as an immortal disciple, practicing with us can be considered a semi-immortal.]
[Ying: Let me tell you something interesting: in other worlds, half-immortals are usually fortune tellers.]
[Walnut: You sound like there's a fortune teller next door.]
【Mona: I was doing divination, not fortune-telling.】
Xingqiu: I remember that True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang also seems to be able to divine.
[Hu Tao: I'm curious. If True Lord Xue Yue Zhu Yang first calculated a person's fate, and then Phanes used the Book of Destiny to change it, what would the result be?]
[True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang: I cannot be compared with the Book of Destiny for the time being.]
The video begins with the discussion of the crowd.
"Master, I feel listless every day. I've tried floral water and essential oil, but they don't work. Is there any other way to boost my energy?"
Wendy came to the fortune-teller with a dark circle under her eyes.
Master Zhong, the divine fortune teller, took one look and said, "Use a cross."
After saying this, Wendy was tied to a cross and carried away.
[Walnut: The guest official can also tell fortunes.]
Zhongli: I understand a little bit.
"Master, I was very poor when I was little. I often survived by milking other people's cows. When I grew up, I always felt that what I did before was wrong, which makes me feel guilty now."
After the rich man passed away, he started to talk.
【Taddalia: Panzi, I wonder how miserable your life was before.】
[Hu Tao: I'm curious, are there really cows in Liyue?]
Keqing: I don't have any impression of that.
Zhongli did not answer the rich man's question, but instead asked: "Whose cow did you milk?"
&34;Wanmintang&34;
Hearing this, Zhongli fell into deep thought. After a long while, he blurted out, "Don't Wanmingtang raise bulls?"
Xiangling: Hmm, has Wanmintang ever raised cattle?
[Master Mao: I don't recall ever raising one.]
[Ying: You're considering whether you've ever raised cattle, while I'm considering what exactly he drinks.]
[Kamisato Ayaka: What are the travelers saying (blushing.jpg)]
[Tardalia: Panzi, you were so pitiful when you were little. I'll save money for you in the future.]
Rich Pantalone: Shut up.
After Zhongli finished speaking, the rich man fell into deep thought.
"Master, I have a headache recently."
After the doctor finished describing his symptoms, Zhongli said, "Don't worry, let me use the most advanced high-tech equipment to check your condition."
As he spoke, Zhongli took out a notebook and opened the almighty Baidu.
The doctor's question was typed out above.
Then comes the all-knowing Baidu display.
cancer
&34;You have cancer.&34;
[Hu Tao: Check it on the computer. Are you serious?]
【Gui Zhong: Honestly, why didn't I realize Zhongli has such a sense of humor before?】
[Walnut: From a general perspective, guest officials mostly appear as comedic characters.]
Xingqiu: It seems so. I almost forgot how long ago the video depicting the Emperor's frontal portrait was.
Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired
"Master, I hate myself because I always lose my balance when I see a beautiful woman, and I always think with my lower body when encountering problems. Does this mean I'm hopeless?"
Zhongli simply glanced at Kong across from him, then glanced at Kong's lower body.
Then he concluded: "Thinking with your lower body shows that you have wisdom."
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Ying: I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. Are you worthy of your sister-in-law? ]
【Kong: It's not that I don't have it, you're just talking nonsense.】
[Ying: Then why don't you please me quickly? Otherwise, after the punishment, I can't guarantee that I will say anything to my sister-in-law.]
【Istaru: And me】
【Ronawa: And me】
[Life in power: and me]
[Walnut: This is what is called the mother's family.]
[Ding, reward: 100 bottles each of Wendy's Wind Oil and Floral Water]
【Wendy: What's the use of this? 】
【Ying: It can make you feel very energetic.】
Wendy: I'll try.
[Diakarapian: If you dare to bring these things near me, I will kill you.]
[Ding, reward: a Zhongli Bagua Plate.]
[The Bagua Plate is a divine tool for divination. As long as a corresponding amount of Mora is invested, it can predict the future.]
[Fanes: If I make a small change, won't you explode?]
[Ying: I think you two can cooperate. Zhongli has finished his calculations and is now asking for a price. If you don't give it, Phanes will change your fate.]
[Fanes: That's a good suggestion. Don't make it again next time.]
[Ding, reward to the rich man Pantalone: a glass of fresh milk every day.]
[Tartaria: This also helps Pan Zi recall the taste of his childhood.]
Rich Man Pantalone: If you don't shut up, I'll come over and strangle you to death.
【Ying: It can’t be male milk, right?】
Rich Pantalone: ...
[Ding, reward: Doctor Dotorei is immune to all poisons]
【Tartaria: It makes no difference whether this reward is given or not.】
[Doctor Dottore: Does this mean I can conduct experiments freely?]
[Ying: You're a ruthless person, experimenting on yourself the first time you get a reward.]
[Ding, reward: Kong's super strong concentration]
[Super strong concentration, as the name suggests, means that one can have super strong concentration, and can remain calm even in the face of danger, even if a beautiful woman sits on his lap.]
[Ying: This reward isn't very kind to my brother.]
【Kong: Take back this reward immediately.】
[Ding, recycling successful.]
[Ding, today's video has ended, and the next step is Q&A time]
[Ding, which country is the least friendly to Lei's movies?]
A. Mond
B. Liyue
【C.Sumeru】
【D.Fontaine】
[Ding, this question is a quick response question, and the quick response will start in 5 minutes.]
【Tinari: Isn't this another sneering topic?】
[Elhaisen: I think it's very likely, after all, Seno almost always gets these questions right.]
Kujo Sara: So why are you so unfriendly to the Shogun?
[Funina: If you look at it from the perspective of a cold joke, I should know the answer.]
[What is Ms. Funina's answer?]
[Ding, start answering]
[Ding, congratulations to Funina for successfully answering the first question.]
[Funina: I choose D, Fontaine]
[Ding, congratulations to Funina for answering correctly. Rewards are being drawn.]
[Funina: Doesn't our country have an organization called Shadow Hunters?]
【Sino: I know this.】
【Tinari: We all know it, you can shut up. 】
[Seno: Because of the Shadow Hunter]
[Tinari: I knew it would be like this when he announced the answer.]
[Elhaisen: It can be said that this was expected long ago.]
[Ying: It seems like these joke questions shouldn't be too difficult for us. After all, even Fufu can answer them correctly.]
[Funina: That's right, even me... Traveler, what do you mean?]
【Ying:Hey】
【Wendy: Please pay the copyright fee.】
[Ding, please choose one of the following rewards, Funina.]
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