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Chapter 1081 Parent-Teacher Meeting, All Five Fathers Are Here

Parent-Teacher Conference.

A post-apocalyptic world for married men.

Parent-teacher conferences are typically events that generate extremely polarized opinions.

If your child is a troublemaker, then parent-teacher conferences are usually the second most important moment in your life when you make an appearance.

But what if you're stuck with that little devil, John Lee, who's practically a demon incarnate...?

That's really a blessing.

For the past year or so, Li Chengfeng's main consciousness has been in another universe with a different time flow, while his physical body has been constantly searching in endless narrative layers, unable to attend to the real universe, so it's normal that he doesn't know.

After all, John Lee had not yet fully revealed the true nature of the Demon Orb.

But ever since he lost Li Chengfeng as his limiter, this guy has become completely out of control.

As the only normal person in the family in charge of the children's moral education, Ada Wang has been called in as a parent more than sixty times in a year.

At first, she was able to maintain a calm and composed approach to education.

But then...

It turned into a calm and peaceful spanking of John Lee's buttocks.

Because John Lee's buttocks were too sturdy, he couldn't withstand the first two lashes, so Hela was replaced as the one to carry out the divine punishment.

Fortunately, there's a scholar, a warrior, and a doctor in the family. One scolds, one beats, and one applies medicine, so it's a positive cycle, albeit barely.

As for the royal hide... let's forget about it.

Just look at how abstract her family's genetic prototypes are, and you'll know that the other family's parenting is completely ruined.

"John Lee...is it really that much of a pain in the ass? I remember that although this kid was a bit mischievous...he was basically a good kid, right?"

“Do you have some kind of misunderstanding about your son?” Clark Kent’s lips twitched. “Do you know that he, Trish from the Lucifer family, and Little Raven from the Gabriel family are known as the three great disasters of Diablo Elementary School?”

"...Wait, how come they have titles now?"

“Because they were on TV…and Louise herself reported it.” Clark Kent seemed to recall something funny, but then felt it wasn’t appropriate to laugh, so his expression became particularly distorted. “They were trying to roast potatoes, and ended up setting the entire textbook warehouse on fire…and also accidentally blew a crater in the rubberized playground. Luckily, there were no casualties, otherwise they would have been completely wiped out.”

"This... they haven't been expelled?" Li Chengfeng was embarrassed.

“Oh, I donated two new buildings and a new playground to them,” Bruce Wayne explained without a hint of remorse. “So the school accepted it with a mix of laughter and tears.”

"You wicked capitalist!" Li Chengfeng spat viciously at his own brother. "How can you expect to have a good end with spoiling your child like this?"

"...I didn't know I'd caused such a big mess at first." Bruce Wayne, under Li Chengfeng's gaze, began to feel somewhat guilty. "My mother also scolded me for this."

"Then you'll have to take the teacher's scolding!"

Barry Allen and Oliver Quinn both said.

After all, they would occasionally call John Lee's parents when they were called in...

Taking on the homeroom teacher's wrath... No way!

……

"So... John Lee, what do you mean by this?"

The homeroom teacher's lips twitched as he looked at the four burly men and one woman behind Li John.

"I know your family situation is special... but why are there two unfamiliar people here this time?"

The two people who don't know each other refer to Clark Kent and the female version of Li Chengfeng.

“Oh, we’re relatives of John Lee’s family. We’re considering whether our child should attend Diablo Elementary School when he grows up…” Li Chengfeng, quick-witted, grabbed Clark’s free arm, forcing a loving expression through gritted teeth, “So we’re just here for a visit…”

With just one sentence, he absolved himself of responsibility.

But Clark Kent's body stiffened instantly, and he broke out in a cold sweat.

"What's wrong with you?" Li Chengfeng asked in a low voice. "You don't actually have feelings for my female form, do you?! I treat you like a brother, what do you take me for?!"

"You know nothing!" Clark Kent's lips twitched. "Parent-Teacher meetings at Diablo Elementary School are recorded and uploaded to the school's official website!"

"...Damn it! Why didn't you say so earlier!?"

"Who knew you'd suddenly come over with that lustful look on your face, buddy! Do you really have to be this into acting?!" Clark Kent closed his eyes, his gaze hardening. "We can only pray that Louise won't be interested in this school..."

John Lee stared in horror at his elderly father, who seemed to have awakened the feminine instinct within him, his eyes filled with despair.

...Then, Li Chengfeng's invisible spiritual energy attack completely blinded him.

"Ahem, by the way, Dad, what brings you here with Second Uncle, Fourth Uncle, and Fifth Uncle..."

"Is it a problem for us to come to your parent-teacher conference?"

"There's no problem... but I've already found someone to take the blame today!"

"Find someone to take the blame? Is there anyone willing to take the blame for your mess?"

"He's really hard to find, but he just happens to be the right fit... He's a bit rough around the edges, and he doesn't come back to Earth very often..."

Just as John Lee finished speaking, a blond, blue-eyed handsome man in a pilot jacket strode in from outside the door.

"I'm sorry, teacher, I'm John Li's parent. I'm a little late because of work..."

"Who are you to... John Lee?"

"Um, I'm his third father."

“I’ve also met John Lee’s second, fourth, and fifth uncles…” The homeroom teacher seemed to be recalling John Lee’s family relationships, which were even more complicated than those of the Kardashians. “They’re all here. Please have a seat.”

The entire classroom fell silent instantly...

Then, it was broken by a few bursts of laughter that couldn't be contained.

It's a bit impolite... but it's just so ridiculous.

Hal Jordan, oblivious to everyone's presence, waved to them like an excited golden retriever, then carried a chair over to them.

"Wow, everyone's here!" Hal Jordan sat down casually. "Our John Lee must have the most parents in the whole school, right? He's really showing off."

Everyone: "Heh."

Showing his face?

There will be even more people showing their faces later.

Just as the homeroom teacher was giving his opening remarks for the parent-teacher meeting, Li Chengfeng seemed to suddenly sense something.

I turned my head and looked at the front row.

The person sitting next to the little raven was not Gabriel, the archangel who was the Ancient One, the Sorcerer Supreme, but a burly man in a suit with a full head of white hair.

"Bruce...don't you think that burly guy was a bit strange? He was the one laughing the loudest just now!"

"Huh? Isn't that Little Raven's biological father, Sangu Demon?"

"The Three Palaces Demon!?" Li Chengfeng was stunned. "That scumbag among scumbags can come to Little Raven's parent-teacher conference?"

"Didn't this guy promise to give a third of his power to Raven's family under Lucifer's coercion and enticement? He seems to have recently come to his senses, realized the importance of his only offspring, and is now starting to make up for what he owed as a father..."

"6. Even demons are better fathers than that guy Neos."

Meanwhile, Huang Pizi, who was drinking tea in his villa, suddenly sneezed.

"What's going on here?"

"How can psychic abilities sense that someone is cursing me?"