Chapter 1080 Ada Wong: Today is Parents' Day... Good luck to you.
Chapter 1080 Ada Wong: Today is Parents' Day... Good luck to you.
The internal investigation launched by the FBI in response to the Li Chengfeng figurine incident is in full swing.
The culprit, Max, has been sentenced to the death penalty of delayed bonus payment (which is the death penalty for Max), and the impact has affected a large number of people.
According to an internal self-inspection report, Stark Industries was the largest consumer of these products…
It wasn't that Pepper Potts or Tony Stark liked collecting figurines of their friends; rather, they were given as gifts to the FBI agents as a gesture of goodwill.
Among them, the one who has collected the most Hela figurines is Commander Hill.
When the investigation team arrived at Commander Hill's home and found the unopened figurines, Commander Hill burst into tears.
"I haven't opened a single one of the figures, they're all here. My family has been straight men and women for generations, I'm practically a monk, I wouldn't dare open a single one! I was wrong! There are a total of 2,399 Hela figures."
Ultimately, he received the same delayed bonus penalty as Max.
Of course, this kind of situation happens to many FBI agents, so it's not really a big deal...
But Li Chengfeng is such a stingy bastard.
It's because she wasn't a top contender!
However, the FBI also used this incident to emphasize the nature of the Supreme Beings. If this figurine hadn't been produced by Taraxin, it would have naturally severed the connection between the Supreme Beings and the idols, and the issue wouldn't have been about buying the figurine...
It will definitely develop into a major global event.
This can be considered a blessing in misfortune.
"The FBI's been making quite a splash lately." Clark Kent sat on Li Chengfeng's sofa, letting out a comfortable sigh, then placed the two twins, who had grown considerably and could now walk and say simple words, aside. "It's just a few figurines..."
"So it's just a minor punishment as a warning." Li Chengfeng pursed his lips, then stepped forward and reached out to pat the two little ones on the head. "Do Kryptonian hybrids not have any growth rate advantage? I've been gone for more than a year, and Bart and Wendt look like two standard two-year-olds."
"You brat! You brat!"
Bart and Wind looked at the woman in front of them, whom they didn't recognize but who resembled Grandma Papetua, and still felt a genuine sense of kinship.
The two little heads nestled against Li Chengfeng's thighs, like little animals begging for attention...
But the sudden collision almost knocked Li Chengfeng off his feet.
All I can say is... they truly are the child of Kryptonians and Earth's native demigods.
“Clark…” Li Chengfeng raised his head resentfully, looking at Clark Kent who was lazily lying on the sofa, “You’ve come here for a vacation? Where’s our passionate female reporter? She can’t have gone off to chase news again, can she?”
“It was clearly your tigress who dragged my wife to the spa, okay?” Clark Kent waved his hand. “Otherwise, why would I bring the kids here? Everyone knows that when you and your tigresses are at home, you should never visit without permission, or you might stumble upon something inappropriate for children.”
"Damn... I'm not that lewd, am I?"
“Of course you’re not lewd or immoral; you’re the one being used.” Clark Kent turned to look at Li Chengfeng now. “But for now, you should temporarily escape this tragic fate… Speaking of which, you seem to be quite adapted to your female identity and body. Don’t you find it strange at all to wear women’s clothes?”
“You know, I’m a fundamentalist when it comes to cosplay…” Li Chengfeng shrugged. “Besides, it’s just a T-shirt and shorts…I’ve worn this a lot when I was a man, haven’t I?”
"EMMMMM... That's true, but something still feels off."
"Still think it's weird? Then I'll go to a spa with my tigresses. I can't guarantee I won't see anything I shouldn't."
"Oh, then let's forget about it."
Just as the two idle guys were sprawled out on the sofa, the doorbell suddenly rang.
"Washington, D.C. is my hometown! I was born and raised here..."
"You go and open the door."
"This is your home, go ahead."
"Tsk."
Li Chengfeng sprang to his feet and hurriedly went to open the door.
"Who is it...tsk!"
Why do you look at me like I'm trash?
Bruce Wayne frowned outside the door, then walked in without any ceremony.
Behind him were two other people...
"Uh, good morning?" Oliver Quinn greeted him. "I was originally going to headquarters, but Bruce brought me here instead."
“Me too!” Barry Allen said with a well-behaved expression. “But judging from this lineup… we’re all here for the same reason, right?”
Barry Allen's words surprised everyone, and then they all had an "I see" expression on their faces.
"Did your girlfriends also get taken to a spa by the shrewish wives in Li Chengfeng's family?"
“Um, I overheard something, and it seems they’re going to have a joint meeting or something…” Barry Allen said somewhat uncertainly, “The gist of it is that they’re excluding us stinky men and going to have some private conversations between women.”
"But I'm not a man now!?" Li Chengfeng's face turned resentful again. "I want to go to a spa too! I want to see the world too! I want to take off like Qiao Shan!"
"What you're talking about... is that a spa?"
"Don't worry about that!" Li Chengfeng slumped onto the carpet like a deflated balloon. "So... what should we, a bunch of stinky men, do? Let me make this clear... I only have two controllers."
Li Chengfeng complained, and then it was nine o'clock.
A display screen, formed from the power of death, appeared out of thin air in mid-air.
The person on the screen wasn't Hela, but Ida with black hair.
"Hey honey, by the time you see this message, all those stinky men should be gathering at your house..."
"This means you can set off now."
"Today is parent-teacher conference day for that little brat John Lee..."
"You... good luck."
After saying that, the divine power dissipated.
All that's left is a room full of smelly men...
“Wait, your son is having a parent-teacher conference, what does this have to do with us…” Clark Kent was about to complain when he looked at the people in the room. “Oh right… you’re all fathers, aren’t you?”
After realizing he had nothing to do, Clark gleefully picked up his two kids and prepared to follow John Lee's biology dads to watch the show.
"Bruce, when did this bastard become so annoying?"
"Men do indeed undergo significant personality changes after marriage and childbirth..."
"Tsk, I'm starting to worry about the future of my godsons."
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