flstandardbreds 164 What the hell, this thing turned out to be a dung boy!!!
164 What the hell, this thing turned out to be a dung boy!!!
Wu Jing retched while escaping the fart range, but how could the lion ape be so willing to give up, running on all fours and chasing after him. It slammed down, and Wu Jing's first life was instantly taken away.
"Peat!!!" Wu Jing roared, the smell of the lemons around him had disappeared, he regained his senses more or less, and after confirming that there would be no danger in this resurrection, he resolutely resurrected from the dead.
"Don't be afraid, it's just a bigger monkey! It's still in the category of animals, since it's an animal, you should be afraid of firecrackers!!!" When the ape attacked, he threw it violently!
Crackling!!!
The firecrackers exploded, and as expected, the lion monkey turned around and covered his face!
"Sure enough!!!" Wu Jing had a happy expression on his face, and instantly rushed under the lion monkey, with a wave of crotch output!
He couldn't cut the golden cudgel of the lion monkey, and the distance was too high, so Wu Jing aimed the key output target at the two basketballs under the golden cudgel.
After the fart incident just now, Wu Jing is now afraid to stab the ass of the lion monkey, he doesn't want to take another blow, but there is absolutely no problem with being a man under the crotch!
This lion monkey can't pee directly at him, right?!~
I don't know if it's a good feeling, but Wu Jing found out that the damage of cutting the two basketballs seems to be much higher than that of other places attacking the lion monkey!
"Damn it, Brother Jing is too yin, I really grabbed that pair of basketballs and chopped it! 35
"Looking at the lion's blood bar, it does drop very quickly, and the basketball is obviously its weakness!
"Nonsense, a man knows that place is a weakness!"
"Hey, I don't know why, what I'm seeing is a cool crotch!"
"Well, I subconsciously clamped my legs."
The sad and painful feeling of the balls seems to be able to pass through the screen to the audience watching the live broadcast, not to mention the "two-five-zero" to say that the lion monkey is the ape. , The original ferocious roar has also changed into a roar, which sounds a little funny.
After the pain, the Lion Ape immediately chose to fight back and grabbed Wu Jing with both hands, but Wu Jing used the fog crow to dodge it again, and then continued to attack Eggy!
Under such circumstances, the lion monkey took the initiative to retreat, and it jumped back sharply, pulling away from Wu Jing.
"Very good, I found my weakness, watch me take down this guy's two basketballs!!!"
Wu Jing's self-confidence suddenly soared, and he rushed towards the lion monkey!
And in the process, he suddenly found that the lion monkey made a strange movement, it squatted slightly, and then put its right hand under the buttocks.
What is this trying to do? Is it trying to use some kind of power-packing move?!
"This must be some kind of terrifying move, it needs to be charged up, I have to interrupt it!!" Thinking of this, Wu Jing quickened his pace and was ready to throw firecrackers at the same time.
Firecrackers are capable of blasting out animal-type enemies, and naturally they can also interrupt their attacks!
However, just when Wu Jing was no more than five meters away from the lion monkey, he suddenly saw a large black thing falling onto the right hand of the lion monkey which was placed below.
What the hell is that?!
Wait a minute, the lion monkey is putting his right hand under his butt..
In an instant, as if the famous Detective Conan acted, a lightning flashed across Wu Jing's mind, and he understood!!!
there is only one truth!!!
"Fuck, this thing is actually digging up dung!!!" Wu Jing shouted in fright!
With Wu Jing's voice, the audience immediately understood, and then they all sprayed rice!
"Fuck, this lion ape pulled a bunch of it, it's using its own feces as a weapon?!
"Haha, what a dung boy!"
"The dung boy can't stand it anymore, this is really shit!!"
"Brother Jing, I asked you to fight the lion and ape eggs, and now they are directly fighting back with Baba!"
However, by the time Wu Jing realized this, it was too late, and he saw the dung-digging ape boy holding the ball of freshly-baked cakes high in his right hand, as if he was a returning king!
Then, under Wu Jing's shocked gaze, the lion monkey jumped high with his hand raised, and then slammed his right hand down at him!
That vigorous look, as if the NBA star is dunking in general.
At this time, a lyric sounded inexplicably in the minds of the audience: Hey, everyone dunks on your head!!!
BANG!!!
Wu Jing couldn't dodge in time, [Mist Crow] was in the CD again, he could only eat this Baba attack solidly!!!
Wu Jing immediately felt that the sour smell enveloped his whole body, filling his nostrils. In addition, there was a sticky and soft feeling all over his body, and his whole body was extremely heavy, as if he had fallen into a quagmire. In general, can't move.
In addition, as far as the field of vision can be, there are all things like mud, that kind of taste, that kind of touch, that kind of...
"Vomit!!!" So, Wu Jing retched again unceremoniously!
And it's even worse than just vomiting!
What an unexpected move!
He thought that this lion monkey should not be able to urinate, but the ghost knows that this thing is thrown directly at Baba!
Worse than he thought!!!
Actually, the lion ape Baba designed by Zhou Che doesn't look disgusting, it's just a big lump of black mud, it smells like... uh, have you ever eaten yo-yo plum? Just like that thing.
Zhou Che also knew that the design of this thing was too disgusting, and it would definitely arouse the players' physical disgust, so he tried his best to design it as gentle and unreal.
But he still overlooked one point, that is, the ability of human brain to supplement.
It's still the same sentence, the human brain is very powerful, and Wu Jing, who witnessed the lion and ape's excrement digging action, even if he hits this black thing, it doesn't look like a baba. , but Wu Jing still made up his brain, a huge feces that exudes a foul smell!
"Ugh...." In this situation, Wu Jing couldn't stand it anymore. He suddenly took off the VR headset, disconnected the somatosensory link, and then swishly ran to the toilet.
In the audience's field of vision, they heard Wu Jing retching twice, the character stood still, and then was stabbed to death by a few fists from the lion monkey!
"Hoohoho!" After Wu Jing died, the lion ape bared his teeth and laughed smugly.
"Fuck, this lion monkey is still laughing at Brother Jing!!! 35
"It's a pity that Brother Jing didn't see it, otherwise he would probably have an explosion in his mind! I didn't expect that he would finally learn to escape from Sister Zhou for three consecutive times!!
"Haha, Brother Jing must have vomited in the toilet!"
"Mainly, this lion monkey is too cheap. I feel a little physical discomfort just by watching Brother Jing through the screen! I was farting and throwing shit. After I finished throwing it, TM was still laughing, and my blood pressure was full!
"This time, the maliciousness of the old thief is directly full, hahaha!
"Wait a minute, did the old thief design this lion monkey when he was constipated on a large scale?"
"Definitely, otherwise why are you so rude!"
"Actually, the old thief, the lion and ape, is actually well designed, after all, that's how monkeys really fight! 39
"Yeah, I went to Mount Emei once and was robbed by a monkey. After I chased it away, it ran away and threw a piece of shit over it! It's disgusting that I haven't eaten for several days! 35
"In this game, it can be said that the monkeys are quite restored, but the cakes thrown by the lion monkeys are a little bigger than those thrown by the monkeys at Emei Mountain.
The audience was chatting enthusiastically. On the other side, Wu Jing, who had been retching in the toilet for a long time, finally recovered and returned to the VR machine.
Seeing Wu Jing appear, the audience immediately laughed:
"Brother Jing, what happened to you and died again, Brother Jing!"
"If your wife Yongzhen told you to die less often, you really didn't listen at all! 35
"Haha, I laughed so hard, first I was killed by sitting on my butt, then I was smoked to death by my fart, and finally I was smashed to death by a lump of Baba! Every way of dying was unexpected!
"I'm going to write a miserable word on Brother Jing's leg!"
"Brother Jing, can you hold on, Brother Jing?!"
"This is the happiest time I've watched Brother Jing live, I'm so happy, and the show is very effective!! 35
"Don't laugh, you will definitely vomit when you come!" Wu Jing said helplessly. He felt that since the live broadcast, his image of a tough guy on the screen has been lost.
What does he look like in the movie, all kinds of big kills, what kind of fighting shooting, everything is okay, the enemy he beats screams, and in the game, he is killed by a monkey throwing feces and farts. countless times...
Damn, why did he suddenly lose his mind and want to live stream this game?
This wicked thief...
After the resurrection, Wu Jing stood beside the ghost and Buddha for a long time, hesitating for a long time, and he didn't dare to go into the pool, but he finally jumped into the pool with the urging of the audience to face the lion and ape again.
After knowing the two great tricks of the lion ape farting and digging dung, Wu Jing played it carefully this time. Whenever he saw the lion ape pointing his butt at him, or put his hand behind his butt, Wu Jing would not hesitate to turn around and run!
I'd rather grind with it slowly than be disgusted by this thing!
Under such circumstances, Wu Jing didn't get hit by the feces and farts again. With the help of [Firecrackers] and [Mist Crows], he repeatedly pulled, and whenever there was a chance, he rushed up to chop the balls of the lion monkeys, repeatedly grinding blood.
After being beaten to death by the lion ape three times, Wu Jing finally relied on an excellent egg-beating attack to polish the blood of the lion ape!
But even if the blood bar was polished off, the lion ape still did not fall down, and continued to attack Wu Jing.
"What's the situation, how should this lion ape be dealt with, how can it be beaten to death, and open the lock for blood?!" Wu Jing fought for a long time, but he couldn't kill the lion ape, not only shouting strangely.
"Brother Jing, are you going to use the huge knife stuck in its neck?
"Yes, the knife on the neck is definitely not designed by the old thief for no reason, it must be useful! 35
At this time, someone analyzed the bullet screen, and experienced players understand that when something obvious and special appears in the game scene, it is usually the clearance clue arranged by the game producer...
"Knife? Yes, it should be that knife! I understand!!!" Wu Jing also reacted, hooking a hook directly onto the big knife and flying over.
With a swish, Wu Jing saw the opportunity, grabbed the handle of the big knife with both hands, and used all his strength to push it down!
A click!!!
The nearly three-meter-long broadsword completely chopped off the head of the lion monkey, the broadsword and the head fell together, the former stabbed into the ground, and the latter rolled on the ground.
Boom! The body of the lion monkey also collapsed.
【One hit kill!!!】
"Huh......successful! As expected, the lion ape must be killed with this big sword!
Wu Jing also jumped to the ground again and sighed.
"Thanks to the players for the tips, otherwise I don't know how long it will take to kill. He said again: "Finally kill this boss!"
"It's alright, Brother Jing sees that he's playing less games, so he'll just play more in the future!"
"Hmmmm, the clue of the old thief's big sword is quite obvious. 35
As the audience spoke, Wu Jing smiled and shook his head: "I guess I'm only interested in the old thief's games, forget about the rest.
I have to say that this lion monkey is the most impressive boss Wu Jing has met so far.
This feeling of fighting wits and courage with large creatures is quite cool. The old thief has a good design. The only thing that can't stand him is the stinky fart and baba.
But this can't be blamed on the old thief, after all, these are the attack methods of animals, it can only be said that the authenticity is full,
While speaking, Wu Jing suddenly saw that there was a cave on the mountain wall in the distance. The location of the cave was exactly where the Lion Ape faced the wall before.
Looks like there should be something good in there!
Thinking of this, Wu Jing walked towards the cave.
Rumbling, but at this moment, he suddenly heard a violent noise behind him.
What's the situation? He turned his head quickly, and couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat, completely frightened by the scene in front of him!
I saw that the body of the lion ape that had been decapitated turned out to stand up again swayingly, and then, he pulled out the big knife stuck on the ground with one hand, picked up his head with the other, and stood upright without a head. The body looks terrifying!
"Fuck!"
"Fuck! 99
"Fuck!!!"
And this scene also shocked Wu Jing and the audience's hearts in an instant!
No way, it looks too scary and too weird!
Why isn't this tm dead yet!!!" Wu shouted in shock, he felt cold goose bumps all over his body, as if he was standing naked in the ice and snow, panicking!
The next moment, the Lion Ape, who had regained his support, twisted his body and waved a knife, and slashed towards Wu Jing!
Forcefully suppressing the fear in his heart, Wu Jing blocked the lion ape's several slashes, and at the same time stretched out a string of firecrackers with his backhand!!!
However, this time, the firecrackers are no longer useful to the lion monkey. It 1.7 did not show the slightest fear, but put the head it was carrying on its neck, and the dead head suddenly reacted, as if it was a living creature. Like a corpse, he suddenly opened his mouth and let out a roar!!!
boom!!!
A sound wave visible to the naked eye spread out and hit Wu Jing. Below Wu Jing's field of vision, the fear bar reappeared and accumulated to half!
When you see an indescribable monster, you will have a fear value, and when the fear value is full, you will be scared to death. This is somewhat similar to the general setting of Cthulhu, but there is no sense of disobedience here!
Because this lion ape in front of me is really weird and indescribable!
"Grass!"
Wu Jing turned around and ran, hurriedly escaped the range of the sound wave, and then quickly took the expelling powder to suppress the fear value.
At the same time, the lion ape launched an attack again, and it was completely different from before. The general attack methods of animals such as farting and throwing cakes were no longer used, but only the big knife in their hands was used to attack.
Not only that, the lion ape's footsteps have also become very strange, it keeps twisting its body, and even a 360-degree twist at the waist, like a worm.
If the previous battle with the lion and ape looked a little funny, it is pure horror now!!!
I never imagined that there would be such a huge contrast in the body of a boss.
During the fight, Wu Jing suddenly discovered where the lion monkey's neck was broken. Something seemed to be moving. If he looked closely, it seemed that there were two long tentacles emerging from the body, erecting like an antenna.
But before he could see clearly, the attacks of the lion monkeys followed, and Wu Jing died again.
"I understand, this lion ape should also be a parasite! I saw the centipede tentacles on the neck of this lion ape!" After the resurrection, Wu Jing said loudly for the first time, he didn't die in vain in the previous wave, and finally It is clear why!