163 What do you think, this ass is very fat and tender!!!
163 What do you think, this ass is very fat and tender!!!
"Plague? It's really similar to the plague." Yongzhen replied: "I named it Dragon Cough. People who suffer from Dragon Cough will cough continuously, and their bodies will gradually become weaker, and eventually become wheezing. Don't hold your breath until you die."
"I took blood clots coughed up by patients before, and I did some research and found that this is not an ordinary disease, the reason why they cough... comes from you."
"Me?" The wolf's tone was quite surprised.
"That's right, or rather, it came from Long Yin." Yongzhen explained: "Long Yin's power to come back from the dead did not appear out of thin air, but was built on the basis of absorbing the vitality of the people around him.
"Every time you die, Long Yin's ability will activate, absorb the life of the people around you, and then transform it into your life to resurrect you. That is to say, the more times you are resurrected, the weaker the body of the people around you will be. , until ..*£*£!
Hearing this, the audience was stunned:
"Fuck, why is Long Yin's principle like this? 55
"It sounds so lofty, but it turns out to be absorbing other people's life force for one's own use, which is too yin!
"What a way to attract stars!"
"This is more powerful than the Dafa of attracting stars. People absorb power, but it absorbs vitality~! 35
"Is there a way to treat it?" The wolf obviously did not expect that the dragon on his body would be like this, and immediately asked again.
"There is no way, such extraordinary things can no longer be solved by me and the doctor." Yongzhen shook his head regretfully: "The top priority is to ask you to find a way to cut off Long Yin, and also, try to die as few times as possible. ."
Wu Jing:"
To die a few times less is quite simple to say, but it is difficult to do it, and he doesn't want to die all the time, but the enemy is too strong!
Anyway, after knowing the next goal, Wu Jing came to Yuzi again and told Yuzi about it.
"So it turns out that Long Yin's so-called immortality is actually achieved by absorbing the vitality of other people?!" Yu Zi's small face was full of extremely solemn expressions: "In this case, it will become even more severe if Long Yin is cut off. It is urgent, please, wolf, immediately go to Bodhisattva Valley and Shuisheng Village, and successfully help me cut off Longyin.
"No problem!" The wolf also replied, and after knowing the real situation of Long Yin, he became more interested in cutting off Long Yin.
"By the way, wolf, before you set off, I will give you my blood first!" Yuzi said again: "As Yuzi, I will not be injured, nor will I bleed, but if I use [Undead Slash], I will It can bleed, so wolf, please give me [Undead Slash], I need to take off my clothes, and then stab in the chest, so that I can get my blood."
"The tone of this .35 wolf is very worrying.
"Don't worry, I'm Yuko, and even [Undead Slash] can't kill me. Yuko said with a smile, "So, can you pull out the Immortal Slash?"
"All right..…
Hearing this conversation, Wu Jing also pulled out the Immortal Slash and handed it to Yu Zi.
Yuzi took it and said immediately: "Wolf, please close your eyes now, I'm going to take blood."
At one point, the audience immediately expressed strangeness:
"Wait a minute, why did the wolf close his eyes?"
"Yeah, why do you close your eyes, I haven't seen any big scenes of wolf, I just stabbed my heart!"
"Wait a minute, isn't this Yuzi really a girl? So we won't let our players see it? 95
"I'll go, it's possible, Brother Jing, don't close, don't close, take the opportunity to verify his identity and see if this royal son is a man or a woman!
"exactly!
"Will this be too dirty?
Hearing the audience's words, Wu Jing was still entangled, and the swish in front of him darkened on his own.
"Fuck, the screen is black, this is the old thief forcing us to close our eyes!""
"Excessive! Old thief, deliberately toying with our mentality!
"Is there really something Mimi that can't be said?"
Amidst the complaints of the audience, Yuko's whimper could be heard: "Wow, sigh.
Obviously she had already started, and after a while, Yuzi's painful voice disappeared, only to hear her say: "It's alright.
The picture resumed again, Yuko was holding the Immortal Slash in one hand and a small bottle in the other.
Wu Jing took the two items, and immediately popped up a prompt: [Yu Zi's Heart Blood, one of the ingredients of Yuanzhixiang]
"Then, the day of severing immortality is right in front of you, please, wolf... Yuzi raised his head and looked at Wu Jing seriously.
"Understood," replied the wolf.
"Okay, we've got the royal son's blood, so let's go to the Bodhisattva Valley now...
Wu Jing no longer struggled with whether Yuzi was male or female, and immediately chose to leave.
According to the direction that Wei Ming Yixin pointed, Wu Jing went to the rear of Wei Ming City.
The back of Ashina Castle is a forest, in this forest, he met a brand new enemy, that is monkeys.
However, this group of monkeys is very unusual. They have swords, guns and sticks in their hands, and they attack Wu Jing like a human being.
Fortunately, this group of monkeys were beaten by firecrackers, and when a firecracker went down, they were able to scare them to death, and then combined with the blood smoke technique and the puppet technique, they finally got rid of them all and moved forward smoothly.
All the way through the barrier, Wu Jing passed through the forest, and finally came to a canyon. On both sides of the canyon stood a tall Buddha statue, some with their hands folded, some with their hands in a seal, and their facial expressions were very solemn.
At the same time, a prompt came from the left: [You have come to Bodhisattva Valley]
"OK, we've arrived at the target location, and now go look for that fragrant flower.
Wu Jing continued to shuttle in this canyon, and encountered a large number of monkey soldiers. After finishing all the way, he came to the end of the canyon.
At the end of the canyon is a cliff. The abyss in front of the cliff is bottomless, and on the left side of the cliff is a wide pool, which looks like a football field. The wall flows to the bottom of the valley, and finally such a pool is formed.
"This should be the place where the savings are turned into water." Wu Jing said, and was about to jump in, but suddenly found a huge shadow sitting on the edge of the pool.
The shadow faced the mountain wall, only showing a back, covered in snow-white hair, it looked like a bear, but it was stronger than a bear, almost ten meters tall!
"What kind of animal is this? How strong!"
"I don't know, but I feel like it's going to be another boss fight!"
"Indeed, sir, beware!
Wu Jing took a deep breath and jumped into the pool. The pool wasn't deep, but it just didn't reach his ankles.
Then, Wu Jing tiptoed towards the giant animal in the distance, but soon, the giant creature still heard the sound of water splashing from Wu Jing's walking, and turned back suddenly.
At this time, Wu Jingcai finally saw clearly, this turned out to be a huge ape!!!
"Roar!"
After discovering Wu Jing, the ape roared violently, revealing its terrifying sharp fangs, and the white hair on its entire body exploded instantly, like a lion.
In addition to this, it was also possible to see that a huge knife was inserted into the neck of the giant ape, which directly penetrated its neck. Under such severe injuries, the giant ape was still alive and well.
"I'm going, it's actually a monkey!!!"
"It's called a monkey? This tm is obviously a King Kong, and it's too big!
"This is King Kong? This is obviously an international movie star (tactical lean back)!!!"5
"Wait a minute, the old thief won't really let us fight this thing?"
Just as the audience was shocked, the ape had already rushed towards Wu Jing, and at the same time, a blood bar and name appeared on its head: [Lion Ape].
It looks like a real fight!
"Fuck, how can this be fought!!!" Wu Jing was obviously a little unresponsive, and hurriedly put his knife on it!
BANG!!
The huge force of the lion monkey smashed over, Wu Jing couldn't stand it at all, and smashed him into the air!
"Grass, this beast is too strong!" Wu Jing complained, and then he found that the sky was darkening, something dark blocked the sunlight, and slammed down at him!
Take a closer look, that tm is the butt of the lion ape, and this thing has a mountain top!
shit!!!
Wu Jing was scared to pee, and hurriedly rolled to the side a few times, but the monkey's buttocks were too large, and he was still severely pressed to the ground!
boom!!!
Then, Wu Jing knew exactly how much this lion monkey weighed, because when his butt came down, all his blood bars were completely drained!
And the most irritating thing is that after the lion ape hit the ground, it didn't move its nest, it simply sat on the ground, aimed at Wu Jing's body, and kept grinding its butt back and forth.
So, I saw that after Wu Jing chose to be resurrected from the dead, he was still crushed by this monkey's butt. He was just resurrected, his bloody bars were polished again, and he died on the spot!
Blood-red characters appear: DEATH!!!
This scene left the audience stunned!
"Pfft...Brother Jing is so miserable!"
"I didn't expect to be killed by a butt!
"The main reason is that both lives were crushed to death like this, I didn't expect it, hahaha!
"Good tm, I'm embarrassed, resurrected, but not fully resurrected!
...... Ask for flowers...
"I can't laugh anymore, haha!"
The audience laughed and urinated, and Wu Jing after the resurrection of the ghost and Buddha not far away was also full of black lines!
"What is this setting? After I was resurrected, I was still pressed by the monkey's butt, and then pressed to death again. I knew I would not be resurrected!!" Wu Jing complained frantically.
"Haha, Brother Jing, do you know what a real physics engine is! 35
"I don't think there's anything wrong with the old thief's design. You are sitting on a monkey's butt. After being resurrected, will you be able to escape!""
"Brother Jing, tell us, what does it feel like to be pressed by a monkey's butt?
"Well..." Hearing the audience ask, Wu Jing really recalled it carefully: "Actually, it actually feels pretty good, even a little comfortable, like a quilt with a large piece of cotton. The feeling of being wrapped in sugar, if you use an adjective to describe it, is: fat and tender! 39
"Pfft, what a fucking adjective!"
"I didn't expect a monkey butt to be described as fat and tender!""
"Then what, Brother Jing, don't you have any special hobbies?"
"No, no, it's really comfortable. When you play here, you can also try sitting on the monkey's butt. It's very refreshing! Wu Jing said quickly and earnestly, and even recommended a wave. The audience who listened to it was dumbfounded, how could anyone recommend someone to eat monkey butt?
In fact, Zhou Che has always designed a very slight touch in terms of players being hit. After all, it is just a game, and the performance of VR civilian machines is also limited.
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If it is a military machine, Zhou Che can definitely make this group of players have a psychological shadow on the monkey butt in minutes.
"Keep challenging!!!"
After being resurrected, Wu Jing stepped into the pool again and challenged the lion monkey.
The attack method of the lion ape was the same as before. This time Wu Jing learned his lesson and decisively launched [Mist Crow], dodging the mountain of the lion ape, and at the same time a teleport appeared behind the lion ape. .
It's you who hit me with this ass, don't you think I don't cut it to pieces!
But who knew that after Wu Jing slashed it a few times, the lion ape raised his red buttocks high and aimed directly at Wu Jing.
The audience was a little confused when they saw this scene:
"Hey, this lion ape took the initiative to lift its butt! 35
"Is this lion ape shaking? It doesn't feel good enough after slashing its butt a few times, so raise its butt so that Brother Jing can slash happily?
"Or, is this lion ape implying that Jing Ge is trading?"
"What kind of py trade? This lion monkey is a male... Didn't you see two basketballs hanging below.""
"Hey, why is it basketball again?"
Don't say that the audience is a little confused, Wu Jing is also puzzled, what the hell is this lion ape trying to do, is it that he wants to surrender?
puff!!!
The next moment, Wu Jing completely understood what the Lion Ape was trying to do. In his terrified eyes, the Lion Ape's butt pouted, and a large cloud of green gas burst out!!!
But Wu was too scared to avoid it, and was directly rushed to the face by the gas!
The audience in the live broadcast room was instantly boiling!
"Fuck, this lion ape is farting! 35
"This shit is too big, it's like a smoke bomb haha!
"Haha, Brother Jing is so close, you can eat it directly!"
"Damn, I feel sick looking at it!
"I can't stand it anymore, Brother Jing, is the monkey's butt still cool now?!
Wu Jing's heart is undoubtedly very tragic at the moment, he doesn't even know in his dreams that this thing raises his butt to fart!
That sour gas rushed towards his face, and he couldn't open his eyes in an instant!!!
Strictly speaking, the smell of this fart is actually not bad, it is just a little sour, it smells like a lemon (in fact, Zhou Che really used the sour taste of lemon to act as a monkey's fart), but The picture of farting in front of him is too real, and as soon as he smells the sour smell, Wu Jing's brain starts frantically tonic.
After thinking about it like this, the smell of lemon in his nose instantly turned into an extremely foul odor, which made Wu Jing unable to stand it in an instant!
"Wu Wu Jing retched subconsciously, and at the same time he found that a status bar with the same fear value appeared below him, but this time it was not [Terror], but [Poison], and this status bar was already full. , he is constantly bleeding.
Gan, this fart is actually poisonous! (ps: The picture shows the lion ape)
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